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I'll take that as a compliment and a complement . . . Fuck you very very much . . .

FTE, for all his great attributes, is lacking a bit in what we in the consulting business used to call the "A-hole" factor. Without it, Brutus never could have put the knife in. Lumping individuals into good or evil piles might be childish, but man, it sure is fun and satisfying . . . You see my pommie friend, here...

Well the moral majority of the members on Vital do have SIVS (Sand In Vagina Syndrome) and from what I've been told, Vagasil works wonders for treating that particular malady. GuyB, maybe you can comment on the actual effectiveness, no??

Behold . . . my next look:

Shit, I could use an extra million -- I might just bring my leathers out of retirement, lace up my boots, put on my Jofa, throw the ol' Bell open-faced helmet on, polish the CZ until it shines like the top of the Chrysler building, and go grab the cash . . .

But then again, I'm a confirmed anarchist, so I wouldn't necessarily listen to me . . . Fuck anarchy in the UK, it's time for anarchy in the USA . . . playing out right here on VitalMX, for your viewing pleasure . . .

Christophe Pourcel is definitely THE MAN!!! Right on, man . . .

Let James do whatever he wants and the market will decide. If he loses fans and sponsors, then maybe he'll toe YOUR line. Or maybe he'll just say fuck it, I'm gonna be whoever I want to be whenever I want to be it. And since he already has more money than God, he can easily do that. Not a...

And afterwards I'll take a midnight run down the Vegas strip shouting, "Remember my member, please re-member my member, read the memo -- RE: my member . . ."

You're from Georgia, so your vote doesn't count. Remember, you lost the war and history is written by the winners, not the losers . . .

That would be an honest-to-god MEMBER vote, fer sure . . .

Here's the thing, if GuyB started an MX version of the Bangbus, his income would increase tenfold . . . It's called diversification and it's good business . . . and he would literally have his business IN the business, if you know what I mean . . .

GuyB, if you can honestly say that the pic below is somehow gay and not awesome, I will cut off and eat my own penis at the MEC. For real . . .

FTE, I've known you for quite awhile now. If anyone deserved the gift you were given, it is you. You're a gentleman, a scholar, and all-around good guy. You inspired me to be a donor, no kidding -- specifically my heart, brain, rectum, and, of course, the meat stick -- and pretty much anything else they want to scavenger off...

GuyB, you have a girlfriend?? I honestly thought you were gay, not that there's anything at all wrong with that. Or at the very least, asexual. I mean you don't even have a bumper sticker on your trailer that says, "If this trailer's rockin', don't cum knockin' " And I've never seen any hot and drunk pit tootsies stumble out...

Now who exactly died and made you the Homo In-charge a.k.a. the Head Homo (you know, the one with the dirty knees)?? Vulgarity, profanity, and coarse language, in general, has that certain je ne sais quoi and IS as necessary to a fulfilling existence as oxygen. Vulgarity, they say, is the other white meat . . . Filthy language RULES...

David Lee Roth said it best . . . See, a gun is real easy In this desperate part of town Turns you from hunted into hunter Go and hunt somebody down You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Bobby, as far as I'm concerned, Kongols is all wrong in my book, but you already knew that . . . He's the bag lady of Vital -- douche, colostomy, barf, and hot air . . .

I've always hypothesized that if you gave just one free T-shirt to each voter, you would be elected President of the United States. The response to Rockwell's generous offer seems to support this high concept, low tech, and easily implemented theory. Maybe I'll run against Obama on this platform in 2012. I'd be the greatest benevolent dictator ever ....