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I had a plumbing inspector years ago that was an absolute jerk. When he went in the building, my crew and I popped his hubcaps off and filled them with gravel then, reinstalled them. He must’ve stopped and got out of his truck six times trying to figure out where the noise was coming from while leaving the site. He stopped, the noise stopped. Everyone on site around him had weird wtf looks on their faces. The inspector was pissed. Victory was ours (for the day).

I slept with my x-wifes best friend. Boom.

In our crew work truck: ran a piece of copper tubing from the window washer hose through the firewall aimed right at your junk. Night crew guys got sprayed in the nuts every time they hit the squirt button. Took way too long for the night crew to figure out why this was happening... Priceless. Pumping contractors chalkline chalk in the heater ducts is a good one too. Load that puppy up and turn all fans on high with key off. Light fuse and get away. Also priceless. Beware of revenge. Like a lot.

We live on a main road and there is a neighborhood right behind us. There is an undeveloped lot right beside us. There were some large dead pine trees close to our house on that lot. I contacted the property owner and they sent a crew out to remove them. Our neighbor behind called me to ask what the chain saws were doing. I missed his call but called him right back and went to his voicemail. I tried him again about 30 minutes later and went straight to vm again. I left a message on his home answering machine...

Met my dad and some of his buddies up for a day of trail riding but had to leave early the next morning. Glad I loaded up my bike the night before because I saw this on my way out.

Working at a car dealership. My sister is shipping me my Mom's ashes from cremation. I let my coworkers know my "Mom's" coming to work. My Boss walks up the isle one day and says a got a package. He is walking towards me with a box, he Drops it and glass breaks and all the container is all over the floor.I can't believe it. Turns out the glass was full of Speedie dry! He got me good.!!!!!

Back in the Transworld days when they hosted their own videos and had that comment board section (2008ish?) I noticed Swap would comment back to most of the industry people (dirt shark was a popular poster at the time) and I wanted to see if I could get a reply with a spoof account. I photoshopped a Dirt Shark logo to say "Dirt Shart", and made myself a Dirt Shart username. At first glance you wouldn't even notice it. I made it a few days of having these ridiculous over the top exchanges with Swap about after parties, banging monster...

I like Swap even more now. A long time ago at a different job, some friends and I were talking about the worst rock song ever recorded. I mentioned that Rolling Stone had called it, and they were right for once: We Built This City on Rock & Roll by Jefferson Starship. Well, I came back from lunch and the little cretins had downloaded the .wav file of the first few seconds of the song, then added that sound to my sound scheme. My computer blurted out, "WE BUILT THIS CITY...." every time I clicked the mouse. Thankfully I knew...

Wired my buddys horn to his brake lights on a streetbike once. It was pretty funny.

IF it were reliable, imagine the fun 10 of those would be in a backyard turn track with a bunch of your buddies. You'd never get going fast enough to get seriously hurt, but the block passes and shit talking would be epic. It'd be $20,000 of fun for only $300 each. Once again, IF they were reliable.

I searched for a blonde 18 year old, it didn't work either.

You can make fun of the Suzuki's all you want but they are still a fantastic bike and look better then most of the others. Im a big guy and race B class and have no problem beating people on every other brand as well as pulling holeshots on this "outdated heavy bike". I really dont understand the obsession around here with trashing them especially by people who dont ride them or never have.

I bet there will be a slightly different blue stripe

If 2020 was a bike...

That’s a 2019 Honey Bunches Of Nope.