How many of you have ever wondered how many pancakes it takes to cover the roof of an average doghouse?

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Taking a page from Kevin’s book. Please elaborate!

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Damn, I was wondering this exact thing last week!!!!

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Damn, I was wondering this exact thing last week!!!!

I knew you were!!

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 I wondering who doesn't know.

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I was hopeful that someone would put this to test with their own pup’s dwelling. It would be satisfying the curiosity of millions.

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Wife made pumpkin pancakes last weekend!

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This thread changed my mind about marijuana legalization. 

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This thread changed my mind about marijuana legalization. 

Well, that’s just like, your opinion man.

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This thread changed my mind about marijuana legalization. 

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At my house, the number would be infinity.

Reason being  is because every time I went for another course, the previous one will have been eaten.

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In what world is a standard pancake 1ft in diameter? 

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shirley you can't be serious....

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shirley you can't be serious....

shirley you can't be serious....

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Lmao

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This is a game changer right here!

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Uncle Buck.    One of my all time favorite movies...and I would argue John Candy's best. 

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Uncle Buck.    One of my all time favorite movies...and I would argue John Candy's best. 

I love the movie too. Watched many times. Lotta good stuff in there.👍🏻

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How many Pancakes to cover an Average Dog House?

Bloody INFINITY, if there's a Belgian Malinois  in your family, or, an Athletic / Determined Labrador  ( never count out their Food Drive ) !

Or, a Berserk Little Jack Russell Terrier.

Even if you cheated, and lock them up, they'd find a way to strip the roof. 

You'd Never keep the roof covered, as, they'd be eaten up as fast as you put them up.

Oh, and then, in Oz, the Bloody Magpies would join in !

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Bearuno wrote:
How many Pancakes to cover an Average Dog House?Bloody INFINITY, if there's a Belgian Malinois  in your family, or, an Athletic / Determined Labrador  ( never...

How many Pancakes to cover an Average Dog House?

Bloody INFINITY, if there's a Belgian Malinois  in your family, or, an Athletic / Determined Labrador  ( never count out their Food Drive ) !

Or, a Berserk Little Jack Russell Terrier.

Even if you cheated, and lock them up, they'd find a way to strip the roof. 

You'd Never keep the roof covered, as, they'd be eaten up as fast as you put them up.

Oh, and then, in Oz, the Bloody Magpies would join in !

😂😂 would love to see some photos of these mischievous suspects.

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Bearuno wrote:
How many Pancakes to cover an Average Dog House?Bloody INFINITY, if there's a Belgian Malinois  in your family, or, an Athletic / Determined Labrador  ( never...

How many Pancakes to cover an Average Dog House?

Bloody INFINITY, if there's a Belgian Malinois  in your family, or, an Athletic / Determined Labrador  ( never count out their Food Drive ) !

Or, a Berserk Little Jack Russell Terrier.

Even if you cheated, and lock them up, they'd find a way to strip the roof. 

You'd Never keep the roof covered, as, they'd be eaten up as fast as you put them up.

Oh, and then, in Oz, the Bloody Magpies would join in !

ShellyMX wrote:

😂😂 would love to see some photos of these mischievous suspects.

I forgot the Monstrously BIG  Rottie in our families 'pack' - but he'd just lay around and wait for his 'Mummy', the Crazed Jack Russell, to bring him 'his' pancakes. 

Smallest Dog of the lot, but, the Biggest Boss of them! It's hilarious to see them all defer to her.

"She Who Must Be Obeyed", much like my GF..............

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I have three Great Danes. I’m going to need some of those 1’ diameter pancakes cause their doghouse is huge. Also, can we discuss the proper way to secure them to the roof. I don’t want to look uninformed when I go to Home Depot to get nails. That would be embarrassing. 

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Splat03 wrote:
I have three Great Danes. I’m going to need some of those 1’ diameter pancakes cause their doghouse is huge. Also, can we discuss the proper...

I have three Great Danes. I’m going to need some of those 1’ diameter pancakes cause their doghouse is huge. Also, can we discuss the proper way to secure them to the roof. I don’t want to look uninformed when I go to Home Depot to get nails. That would be embarrassing. 

So glad to hear this has inspired you. Follow me for more pancake and doghouse tips. I’m creating a brochure for pancake securing methods and designing details that will make your doghouse stand out amongst the rest.

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11/1/2026 5:03am Edited Date/Time 11/1/2026 5:05am

A little late to this party, but this is the case where AI is clearly wrong.  The real answer is practically infinite, because if your dogs are like mine, they eat the pancakes faster than you can put them on the roof.

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This thread is ridiculous.

I love it.

And I’m not telling Milo about…ever. 

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TeamGreen wrote:

This thread is ridiculous.

I love it.

And I’m not telling Milo about…ever. 

It began in earnest as satire and mockery. 😂

Who would have thought that so many folks had the very same question bouncing around in their head but were afraid to ask?

This is life changing stuff here, Manny.

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2 hours ago Edited Date/Time 2 hours ago

How many pancakes would it take to cover Megan Fox? Must include the melting butter and syrup too.

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How many pancakes would it take to cover Megan Fox? Must include the melting butter and syrup too.

Happy to donate my time personally and find out.

All in the name of research, of course.

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