Hayden Vs Ryder at LLMX 2026

8/6/2026 7:09am
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You're telling me someone straight up named their kid Moto?Maybe hitting your head fairly often is bad for you actually...Also, I'll accept the -aden variants all...

You're telling me someone straight up named their kid Moto?

Maybe hitting your head fairly often is bad for you actually...

Also, I'll accept the -aden variants all day over someone naming their kid rider/racer. That name is very weird unless you go pro and get a badass nickname like "Rider D". When I first heard that I thought to myself, "what the fuck is this, the WWE?"

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Krayvin? It just came to me that a good stripper name would be Lustyn.

Cason? Was Framyn already taken?

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8/6/2026 7:39am

What combination of names got someone DQd from 450b?

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Hello I’m Krayvin Chipotle.

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"Trinnytie" borders on child abuse

This one is on some Trailer Park Boys bs 😂

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Gravel wrote:

What combination of names got someone DQd from 450b?

"_aden" combined with "Ryder" to get "Ryden"

It wasn't 450B, the last column isn't associated with the class rows, just notes I typed in.

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8/6/2026 9:10am
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"Krayvin Erl !" sounds like something you'd proclaim while slapping the hood of your monster truck 

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8/6/2026 9:36am
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My names Sue, what’s the problem here?

Turn the volume up kids.

MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO?

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How do these rednecks even manage to spell their kids' terrible names at all? I presume they tell the one person in their extended kin group...

How do these rednecks even manage to spell their kids' terrible names at all? I presume they tell the one person in their extended kin group who has grasped the bare rudiments of reading and spelling to write it out for them? That person then comes up with these various monstrosities...

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If you think those are bad you should see the names they're using in the southside of chicago.

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How do these rednecks even manage to spell their kids' terrible names at all? I presume they tell the one person in their extended kin group...

How do these rednecks even manage to spell their kids' terrible names at all? I presume they tell the one person in their extended kin group who has grasped the bare rudiments of reading and spelling to write it out for them? That person then comes up with these various monstrosities...

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If you think those are bad you should see the names they're using in the southside of chicago.

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🤣 Dan Smith BYU.

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8/6/2026 5:15pm

So the Aidens are evolving with Eidan.... 

 

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8/6/2026 5:23pm Edited Date/Time 8/6/2026 5:26pm

Klushin (pronounced Clutchin)

Torqq 

Holesh (ot) (pronounced holsch)

Pinnit 

Scrubt 

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Ronster Aarongy

Aydendeedin

Ryderdee Sam Francisco

Julianne Bonerair

Rydin Stillaslowtho

 

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8/6/2026 9:36pm
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I feel like I should be worried for our nation 

*Neishyn

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And this curly headed twat thinks moto can be as popular as F1...

I think these names say all you need to know about moto's main demographic - and they don't park their yachts in Monaco...

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8/6/2026 11:42pm Edited Date/Time 8/6/2026 11:44pm

I blame the boomers for letting us be this retarded.

I at least got creative giving my daughter RPM and went country music route.Rhett (Thomas Rhett) Paisley (Brad Paisley)

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8/7/2026 6:12am

I feel like I should be worried for our nation 

Did you see Gauge Brown’s podium interview?

“I had to show him who daddy is”

Brother you’re like 15. 

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I feel like I should be worried for our nation 

Did you see Gauge Brown’s podium interview?

“I had to show him who daddy is”

Brother you’re like 15. 

Lord help us if that kid gets faster

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8/7/2026 9:31am

Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give it up for No-Vem-Beeeeer “

    One of the kids at the lake next-door to us is named Lake. Hopefully his wakeboarding/surfing/skiing talents will keep the teasing to a minimum 🤷‍♂️

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8/7/2026 11:20am
Rawly wrote:
Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give...

Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give it up for No-Vem-Beeeeer “

    One of the kids at the lake next-door to us is named Lake. Hopefully his wakeboarding/surfing/skiing talents will keep the teasing to a minimum 🤷‍♂️

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

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8/7/2026 12:14pm
Rawly wrote:
Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give...

Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give it up for No-Vem-Beeeeer “

    One of the kids at the lake next-door to us is named Lake. Hopefully his wakeboarding/surfing/skiing talents will keep the teasing to a minimum 🤷‍♂️

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

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Hopefully there isn’t a “Racer” in that family. Some big shoes to fill and what happens when #5 is already taken 🤷‍♂️

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8/7/2026 12:22pm
Rawly wrote:
Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give...

Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give it up for No-Vem-Beeeeer “

    One of the kids at the lake next-door to us is named Lake. Hopefully his wakeboarding/surfing/skiing talents will keep the teasing to a minimum 🤷‍♂️

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

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8/7/2026 4:44pm
Rawly wrote:
Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give...

Good thing my neighbors dog is not competing , her name is November , that’s when they got her…..” And on the main stage , give it up for No-Vem-Beeeeer “

    One of the kids at the lake next-door to us is named Lake. Hopefully his wakeboarding/surfing/skiing talents will keep the teasing to a minimum 🤷‍♂️

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

Maybe his folks are old Nascar fans?

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I'd have to question how much my parents wanted a boy if I found out they named me after a girl. 😄

Reminds me of a friend whose mom got him a sewing machine for Christmas when he was eight. 😬 At least she didn't force him to make his own dresses! 😂

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8/7/2026 4:59pm
NickoBrap wrote:
You're telling me someone straight up named their kid Moto?Maybe hitting your head fairly often is bad for you actually...Also, I'll accept the -aden variants all...

You're telling me someone straight up named their kid Moto?

Maybe hitting your head fairly often is bad for you actually...

Also, I'll accept the -aden variants all day over someone naming their kid rider/racer. That name is very weird unless you go pro and get a badass nickname like "Rider D". When I first heard that I thought to myself, "what the fuck is this, the WWE?"

Moto is a great dog name!

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I'd have to question how much my parents wanted a boy if I found out they named me after a girl. 😄Reminds me of a friend...

I'd have to question how much my parents wanted a boy if I found out they named me after a girl. 😄

Reminds me of a friend whose mom got him a sewing machine for Christmas when he was eight. 😬 At least she didn't force him to make his own dresses! 😂

Receiving a sewing machine as a Christmas gift when you're 8 years old is just sad. 😄

 

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I'd have to question how much my parents wanted a boy if I found out they named me after a girl. 😄Reminds me of a friend...

I'd have to question how much my parents wanted a boy if I found out they named me after a girl. 😄

Reminds me of a friend whose mom got him a sewing machine for Christmas when he was eight. 😬 At least she didn't force him to make his own dresses! 😂

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Receiving a sewing machine as a Christmas gift when you're 8 years old is just sad. 😄

 

All kidding aside, that was a messed up home. 😞

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All kidding aside, that was a messed up home. 😞

That sucks. Hopefully your friend turned out well. 

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All kidding aside, that was a messed up home. 😞

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That sucks. Hopefully your friend turned out well. 

Hate to say it, but no. Incredibly gifted in math (developed and proved a new mathematical theorem when only 15) and taught at a major univeristy, but socially maladjusted (surprised?) and died several years ago from circumstances related to recreational drug use. 

He was a great guy in many ways and a fantastic rider (top 20 finish at national enduros) but a lot of baggage from his upbringing. 😔

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This whole thread has me in tears. 🤣 I’m feeling motivated to name my kids Rut, Loam, and Huck A Buck. 

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Hate to say it, but no. Incredibly gifted in math (developed and proved a new mathematical theorem when only 15) and taught at a major univeristy...

Hate to say it, but no. Incredibly gifted in math (developed and proved a new mathematical theorem when only 15) and taught at a major univeristy, but socially maladjusted (surprised?) and died several years ago from circumstances related to recreational drug use. 

He was a great guy in many ways and a fantastic rider (top 20 finish at national enduros) but a lot of baggage from his upbringing. 😔

Sad to hear. I was hoping that wasn't going to be the outcome. 

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