2026 Winter Olympics

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Edited Date/Time 2/7/2026 8:09pm

Surprise the Olympics wasn't already posted.

who are you favorites?

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2/8/2026 11:59am

I watched a lot lastnight, Amazing competition.  The Japan guys in big air snowboarding. They were Extra Locked in. The down hill is Awesome. Even doubles skating , Wow. 

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2/8/2026 1:41pm

Alpine ski events, Downhill, Super G, Giant Slalom and Slalolm, mad skills in all. X-country and Biathalon events are cool too. Bobsled, Luge, Skeleton are awesome.

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2/8/2026 1:45pm

12 seconds into Lindsay Vonns run her pole hooked on a flag taking her out and was airlifted off the slope. USA Breezy Johnson still took the gold

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2/8/2026 1:50pm Edited Date/Time 2/8/2026 2:44pm

Team figure skate USA’s Ilia Malinin in his first Olympics wins the Gold medal taking the team to Gold.

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2/8/2026 3:07pm

I haven't followed the build up to the Olympics too much, but I did work on a project a few weeks ago for Nike dealing with some of the packaging for their elite athlete swag!  They had exactly 539 kits for whatever of athlete sponsorship it was for and two of my employees and myself had to stay late due to the custom nature of it and the fact that it had to get airfreighted the next morning or it wouldn't make it in time.  The Nike folks were waiting at our loading dock to take them back to fill them with whatever product was going into them that evening.  That's about as much Olympic stuff as I have paid attention to lately.  

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2/8/2026 3:11pm

What time does Jutta race? 

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2/8/2026 10:39pm

I know we shit on moto media a lot around here, but this Lindsey Vonn incident has made me really appreciate how precise moto reporters are about injuries. I know how serious a broken navicular or tib fib is, I can get an idea of how bad an AC separation with a grade 3 labral tear will sideline someone’s career, all because I’ve seen so many moto injuries. 

But this damn Vonn story is just “she had surgery for a broken left leg.” What is that? If this were moto, we’d already know what the surgeon had for breakfast and the thread pitch of the screws he used. I have no idea if “a broken left leg” is serious or minor based on this half assed reporting. 

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2/9/2026 4:38pm

I’m watching the women’s luge…. Man that looks fun. 

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2/9/2026 7:14pm

I’m watching the women’s luge…. Man that looks fun. 

I was watching it too and that bubble shield must be new.

My wife got into watching curling a couple Olympics ago so I am starting to understand it a little more. Kind of like shooting pool on ice lol

USA curling just took out Italy advancing to the final Gold or Silver event.

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2/9/2026 7:52pm

Hold on....

The wife and I sat down tonight to watch the boobtube and i suggested we watch some Olympics on The Cock. So we settled in to watch womans speed skating knowing NOTHING about the format.

And low and behold the womans gold medalist is Jutta Leerdam from the Netherlands who is engaged to Jake Paul. I was befudled as Jake was in the stands sitting next to what looked like Andrew Tate and Juttas mom.

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2/9/2026 8:09pm

Does anybody else have a wife who has never heard of the Paul brothers or the Tate brothers....or has never heard of Onlyfans?

2/9/2026 8:12pm
Hold on....The wife and I sat down tonight to watch the boobtube and i suggested we watch some Olympics on The Cock. So we settled in...

Hold on....

The wife and I sat down tonight to watch the boobtube and i suggested we watch some Olympics on The Cock. So we settled in to watch womans speed skating knowing NOTHING about the format.

And low and behold the womans gold medalist is Jutta Leerdam from the Netherlands who is engaged to Jake Paul. I was befudled as Jake was in the stands sitting next to what looked like Andrew Tate and Juttas mom.

I saw the high lights of her win, he was freaked out crying. It’s a big deal to win Gold most athletes loose it.  Bonnie Blare speed skater the most Gold medals of any female in the Olympics.  She still trains speed skaters in The Olympic training center in Milwaukee.  She was on the local news , Bonnie taught the reported girl to skate.  Her time in the 500 was 4 minutes slower, they wanted to compare a regular person. Skiing slope style only 2 jumps but there doing 4 or 5 360,s with extra style.  I could do 1 with an iron cross or a grab.  My jump ramp was way smaller but 4 or 5 ?  Dam .  Even the skating Wow super  Talent .  

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2/9/2026 8:18pm

I saw pairs skating the girl was born in Mi. & skates for Lithuania. Some long story about her parents etc.  I found out if your Parent is from another country & your 50% of that country. You can compete for that country.  That means I could compete for Holland. 

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2/10/2026 4:10am Edited Date/Time 2/11/2026 5:25am

Does anybody else have a wife who has never heard of the Paul brothers or the Tate brothers....or has never heard of Onlyfans?

My wife….and I have no idea who the tate brothers are or anyone else you mentioned except for the Paul brothers.

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2/10/2026 9:39pm

Does anybody else have a wife who has never heard of the Paul brothers or the Tate brothers....or has never heard of Onlyfans?

My wife….and I have no idea who the tate brothers are or anyone else you mentioned except for the Paul brothers.

Same here!

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lumpy790 wrote:
I was watching it too and that bubble shield must be new.My wife got into watching curling a couple Olympics ago so I am starting to...

I was watching it too and that bubble shield must be new.

My wife got into watching curling a couple Olympics ago so I am starting to understand it a little more. Kind of like shooting pool on ice lol

USA curling just took out Italy advancing to the final Gold or Silver event.

The curling has been great, shame USA missed out on gold. It was close but that Swedish girl was really good. Looking forwards to the singles later.

I learnt to ski in Cortina back in the day, it's a cool location.

2/11/2026 8:48am

We watched womens luge last night. For some reason we had a hard time figuring out who was in first and why until we figured out that the winner had the best COMBINED times from 3 previous runs we did not see.

Impressive, going 75mph around the big bowl turn. The wife found the buzzing from the drone annoying at the beginning of the run. See if we watch anything tonight. The wife seems bored with it all.

The winner, Julia Taubitz from Germany with her Mike Alessi inspired tinted face shield.

 

2/11/2026 12:37pm

That thing is like a chastity belt for oral sex.

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2/11/2026 12:39pm

US ladies hockey beat the fuck out of my Canadian s!! Jesus what’s this world coming to??!! 
Ha

But really, congrats to the American girls.

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2/11/2026 12:51pm

Does anybody else have a wife who has never heard of the Paul brothers or the Tate brothers....or has never heard of Onlyfans?

I'm the Op-For on this one. 🤣

My wife works in the health-n-beauty world and far too many popular pretty people and *influencers are part of her daily activities. From Kardahsianesque-Beiberpeeps to business & political power-peeps that we get to see on TV and in the news waaaay more than we'd like...so, when their politics ends up in their feed or one of'em is involved in some "on-goings" & it becomes part of the conversations of the day...I get the questions, usually in the evening, about how long has this person been apart of this? or that?; because, she knows I keep tabs on the social-political insanity going on around us.

This is what happens when your wife works on the beautiful people. 😝

* Am I the only one that outright laughs at the term...Influencer ...? 

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2/11/2026 12:52pm
Motogoof wrote:

US ladies hockey beat the fuck out of my Canadian s!! Jesus what’s this world coming to??!! 
Ha

But really, congrats to the American girls.

Typical Canadian: Way too kind and gracious. 🤣

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TeamGreen : * Am I the only one that outright laughs at the term...Influencer ...? 

No, you are Not.

It's one of the 'things' I find pathetic within  Society today - the seeming need for and adulation of the power possessed ( well, it's said such people have lots of it) is beyond my understanding.

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2/12/2026 2:01am

Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM can make an impact on how far they fly. Crotch gate , not just for Camron McAdoo anymore.

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2/12/2026 3:53am Edited Date/Time 2/12/2026 3:54am
Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM...

Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM can make an impact on how far they fly. Crotch gate , not just for Camron McAdoo anymore.

You sure you got that right?

 

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2/12/2026 4:01am Edited Date/Time 2/12/2026 4:02am
Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM...

Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM can make an impact on how far they fly. Crotch gate , not just for Camron McAdoo anymore.

“Crotch Gate”….Too funny!😂 

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2/12/2026 6:04am

I forgot the Guys name from the US in speed skating , saw him win the gold last night ,. I think it was the 500. Man does he seem to have the field covered. Probably win gold in all at all of his distances. 

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2/12/2026 6:34am
Nairb#70 wrote:

Alpine ski events, Downhill, Super G, Giant Slalom and Slalolm, mad skills in all. X-country and Biathalon events are cool too. Bobsled, Luge, Skeleton are awesome.

Those are my favorites. Plus, Hockey and short track skating due to the carnage. 😆

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2/12/2026 10:10am
Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM...

Has anybody else here seen that the ski jumpers are injecting their penis's  to get extra size . They were saying that an extra couple  MM can make an impact on how far they fly. Crotch gate , not just for Camron McAdoo anymore.

SEEMEFIRST wrote:

You sure you got that right?

 

Not really sure of my own name right now. I was up all night again with my mom .  Got to sleep around 730 this morning and woke back up at 930 ,2 hours later.

 

 There is info on it if You watch the video or search on google. I thought it was funny that such a small increase in size helped with how far they jump.   The sizeing of the suits and how tight they are  is in the rules. And a bigger suit gives more lift. According to what they were saying.  The skiers are only allowed a certain amount of slack in the crotch ( I think they said You are allowed 2-3 MM of space in the crotch area).. And that gets measured by somebody  who enforces the rules. 

2/12/2026 10:19am
I forgot the Guys name from the US in speed skating , saw him win the gold last night ,. I think it was the 500...

I forgot the Guys name from the US in speed skating , saw him win the gold last night ,. I think it was the 500. Man does he seem to have the field covered. Probably win gold in all at all of his distances. 

It was in 1k see the race ? How far back he was then the huge lead. New Olympic record . He’s not done winning either.  He lives in a small Wi. Town 1/2 hr from gb. 

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2/12/2026 10:45am

We watched the mens Super G last night...gotta say after watching what looked like the same run from 15 different athletes it got a bit boring.

A guy named Franjo Von Allmen from Switzerland won. Franjo has to be the coolest name I have heard in awhile

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