Ryder Malinoski injured

1/25/2026 1:59pm Edited Date/Time 1/25/2026 2:06pm
RDnutz wrote:

do you cover yourself in a bubble wrap suit every time you leave your house?

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

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1/25/2026 2:47pm

Did Larocco name his kid Rider?

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1/25/2026 2:53pm
RDnutz wrote:

do you cover yourself in a bubble wrap suit every time you leave your house?

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

How do you suppose he feels about your rants continually using his name in vain?

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1/25/2026 3:05pm
RDnutz wrote:

do you cover yourself in a bubble wrap suit every time you leave your house?

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

Okay, so you’re officially clocking out. Good game. 

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sandman768 wrote:

Did Larocco name his kid Rider?

yes

1/26/2026 1:59am

some tough riders out there this year. lets hope the luck persists

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1/28/2026 11:55am

Update on the other rider that was involved in the crash. 

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aeffertz wrote:
Nah, I get what you mean. I’m just waiting for that one guy to come in here and fill multiple pages talking about how he has...

Nah, I get what you mean. I’m just waiting for that one guy to come in here and fill multiple pages talking about how he has a concussion but people are happy he’s otherwise okay. Grinning

Here!I’m surprised his sponsors didn’t immediately run an ad claiming their rider walked away unscathed. “Just a bruised forehead, nothing to see here, motocross fans. Keep...

Here!

I’m surprised his sponsors didn’t immediately run an ad claiming their rider walked away unscathed. “Just a bruised forehead, nothing to see here, motocross fans. Keep risking your lives for our entertainment and profits.”

I wonder why the up and coming future youth of this sport aren’t adorning their preciously sensitive torsos with bubble wrap.

 

Get a new hobby. 

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1/28/2026 12:19pm
RDnutz wrote:

do you cover yourself in a bubble wrap suit every time you leave your house?

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

Bud just toss on some flip flops a nice relaxing set of shorts and ride on. 

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1/28/2026 1:18pm
I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

Beyond delusional, Wow!

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1/28/2026 1:37pm
RDnutz wrote:

do you cover yourself in a bubble wrap suit every time you leave your house?

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

With all due respect, I don’t think a helmet will do you much good

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1/28/2026 1:42pm
RDnutz wrote:

do you cover yourself in a bubble wrap suit every time you leave your house?

Danger Will Robinson Danger!

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

With all due respect, I don’t think a helmet will do you much good

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1/28/2026 5:12pm
I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. God is...

I know of something even better than bubble wrap, my friend. I wrap myself in the intense love and rapture of Jesus before every ride. 

God is my protector, and I don’t need some stupid artificial protection layer to keep me from breaking my neck or severing my spine or knocking myself unconscious and creating life-altering injuries to my brain that I won’t understand until I’m far too old to understand it.

I have the power of Jesus and that’s all the bubble wrap I need.

And even after a stupendous moto sesh, if I end up with a life altering brain injury, that was God‘s wish. I am at the mercy of God‘s desires, so if his desire is for me to be a vegetable and burden on my family for the rest of my life, fucking sign me up, bro.

And....still unhinged

1/29/2026 9:07pm
philG wrote:
I also saw his takedown of Kayden Minear in practice, that was dumb. Glad to hear he is relatively OK, but its scary to see these guys...

I also saw his takedown of Kayden Minear in practice, that was dumb. 

Glad to hear he is relatively OK, but its scary to see these guys riding over their heads with so much on the line. 

 

CG118 wrote:
Minear hit Malinoski’s front wheel, and quickly found out that apparently you do not F with Malinoski.  I was surprised at the quickness of the retaliation...

Minear hit Malinoski’s front wheel, and quickly found out that apparently you do not F with Malinoski.  I was surprised at the quickness of the retaliation.  
Future Anderson?  Not necessarily a take out artist, but not one to be trifled with.  
I like it. 
Get well soon Malinoski. 

philG wrote:
If Minear was on a lap, and Malinoski wasnt, then it was a nothing move to not let the lap go, and if they were both...

If Minear was on a lap, and Malinoski wasnt, then it was a nothing move to not let the lap go, and if they were both on a  lap, the same applies. 

It wasnt impressive, and could have been way way worse. I shall reserve judgement , but it seems like he already fucked his chance at riding East . 

 

I keep reading and hearing what a good kid this kid is. But so far his actions at the Aus Sx with Kingsford and now Minear. He doesn't seem like he is what we're being told. 

Seems like he has insane talent and a bright future. But I only really know of him because of these two incidents. I actually started searching more about him to see if its all out of character. I don't know. 

Glad he is ok though

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