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Ok fag so you bought a new clutch cover or rode with socks
fukoff!
- he owned a prominant hollywood niteclub
- raced the first sx in the coliseum
- scored blow for rick james
- used to roll with izzy stradlin and duff
- still claims he's a pro racer
- claims he puts in 50 laps of moto'ing....before we all show up....even if that means he was riding at 430 in the morning...and its pitch black out
- he's good friends of jeff emig
- used to take vince neil jetskiing
- he owns machine guns and aint affraid to use 'em
- he has stains in his shorts older than most people posting here
- he's traveled the world
- smuggled diamonds
- used to ride with steve mcqueen
- smoked crack with vana white, sly stallone, and dustin hoffman
.....i could go on and on
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Who claims to never have had a "Team Green Ride" btw? I think the list of people that were NEVER "Team Green" is shorter than the ones that claim they WERE "Team Green".
Love the fat guy leanin' over the starting line fence with a beer too (Natty Light)....he usually knows the inner twinings of the local sheetrock industry & has a medical condition, technically known as "big gut, no butt" syndrome.
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30+ Amateur OverallNumberBrand Name City,State 1695HonSteven RatliffBelews Creek, NC 297YamMichael HyattSaint Pauls, NC 345KtmJason KoenigChapin, SC 4427YamKenneth MerricksDanville, VA 55YamPatrick L. LongCreedmoor, NC 619HonTony C. TurnerAlton, VA 7204xSuzJason L. Fordney 8103YamRay L. TaylorDanville, VA 9464KtmRobert SpeissInman, SC 10175KawIvan RoseRaeford, NC
I actually thought of Dan before I saw your post Randy.
I would put that monumental liar against anybody.
A typical Diamond Dan ploy would be to show up late for school every monday.
When questioned by the teachers DD would simply tell them that he was a pro rider running the MX nationals and often had a hard time getting an early evening flight home because of his PR duties hanging out at the track signing autographs long after the race was completed.
Although he was capable of slinging the BS with an almost artistic flair, one teacher was not completely convinced and decided to confirm his story by checking with a local motorcycle dealership.
They had to wait until the hysterical laughter died down to get a complete answer.
One of his particular favorites was a race at Morganton when he suffered a humiliating defeat in the C class.
He ghost rode his bike into his pit area, threw a boot through the rear window of his truck, went on a tirade, and stripped down naked to put his street clothes on.
He just happened to be parked next to a gentleman that was there with his wife and daughters.
This gentleman went over and quietly informed Dan that if he didn't get some clothes on pronto or uttered the "F' word one more time he would not be able to say anything for an extended period of time.
Sometimes BS slingers are the most capable of realizing that the BS has stopped and they are standing on the edge of a slime covered cliff.
But if some guy walks into a bar or other location and just starts talking to people there and saying how much of a bad ass he is, or was, 99% of the time they are full of shit and lying out of thier ass. That should sent up a big red flag right there.
I have run into guys like this over the years, and I do enjoy busting them out for the pieces of shit they really are.
- my blue nitrated forks, yes they're stock forks, nothing fancy about them except they look trick as hell.
- i'm friends with SupercrossLIVE announcer Jim Holley, and i've been to his house and got to look at all his world supercross championship trophies and memorabilia.
- I got to hit ramps with Justin Starling at the red bull compound.
- My dad was a supercross team manager in 2006.
- I raced Langtown on 50s.
- I won a Ponca City qualifier in 2007 and almost passed Garret Eckman (I crashed because I hit his back tire coming into a rut)
- I got to play in the foam pit with Travis Pastrana and watch Jim Dechamp practice frontflips into the foam pit, i also met Ronnie Renner, Tennessee, Scott Palmer, and Tarah Gieger that day.
- Ive ridden at Castillo Ranch for the RacerX Ride Day twice.
That's only half of the cool things ive gotton to do, yeah i brag about it sometimes but im never lying!
Therefore, i'm not a bullshitter.
Nobody cares though.
i was speaking to a fat fucker, who was dressed in camo eating chips and drinking loads of beer,
talking about how id better not mess with him as he is ex sas,
and that if he wanted to, he'd kill me in 1 second flat with one hand,
like he did numerous times in the falklands and iraq,
its absolutly pathetic but hilarious at the same time.
and he expected me to beleive him!!!!!
Bradshaw, Turpin, Dukes, Kizzar etc. etc. but there is no doubting your corner speed and unique style. Unreal. I will never forget watching you at the Mini O's one year on that slick supercross track...with the rock hard, flat corners...and your were freaking lighting it up!! Did you get that from your brother? Didn't he do some road racing as well?
Good memories racing with you, Kevin. And speaking of backwoods, TN...I have stories of Kizzar that would melt this place down. LOL's. Plus many stories racing and hanging out with Dukes as well. Good times for sure.
Stay healthy.
I tell Kizzar stories like him trying to jump over the light wire at Candies Creek and people think I am a bull shitter!
The one about him getting in a fist fight with another local pro in the middle of the track during practice is a good one too.
He broke his hand on their helmet the night before a big $5k race at Tunnel Hill.
Can you maybe verify that one Danny?
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Right now I'm sitting on the beach selling Real estate from my laptop. Soon I'm going to head down to my Pro Wrestler buddy's tanning salon and get my fake bake.
I'll put it in perspective for ya: I just came back from a 12 mile mountain-bike sprint. At the halfway mark, as is my routine, I stopped at the local tanning salon. One of the customers there is a pro wrestler. . .
Maybe I should be like YOU clowns and marry the first decent woman who'd charitably give me the time of day! Sorry; doesn't work that way for me. I never bragged before but I've ALWAYS gotten hot chicks, and right now I'm doing better than ever in that department. The only reason I talk about it now is in hopes that you clowns will get so sick of hearing from me and about me, maybe you'll STFU and go away! . . .
As for the women in my life, that's none of your business, but the reason I posted so late last night was because I was out to dinner with a reeeally hot brunette (and you weren't). . .
I'm not married and I can see as many women as I chose. Probably more in the last 6 months than you have in your entire life. Look at it as auditions, OK? Or just STFU and mind your own business! . . .
"Black-and-White" vs. "Shades of Gray" again! What if I could have afforded a new Harley a YEAR ago instead of laying in a hospital bed? What if I could afford a BETTER Harley, or a BIGGER boat? See my point?
Want me to shut up? Then YOU shut up! . . .You clowns have run off most of the reasonable members on this BB. Activity is way down and half of that is smack, bashing, and BS. . .
I blame Bruhn for fostering this mentality. I mean, wasn't he the pioneer of internet MX BB's? Glad I flicked the propensity for internet hackery like a booger off
You are not bullshitting, for sure. Too bad Kizzar didn't quite make it over that light wire. LOL!!
Kizzar got into so many fights with the other pro's at Tunnel Hill that I cannot remember which of them caused the broken hand. He just went nuts after he turned 16...and racing for money. Was it with Dukes that time when Duke's mom hurdled the fence and bitch-slapped Kenny? That was a sight to see for sure. Or was it when Goose body slammed him at the finish line? Or was it the time when he jumped into me mid-air ? And then his dad took a swipe at my dad. Or was it when he and Tolbert got into that scuffle? Or was it at Candies Creek when we both came to a complete stop in a corner and then pulled a stunt like Ryan did to Lawrence...lifting and then lauching his front wheel into me like a weapon?
Oh, man...I could go on and on about that dude. He was fast as hell at times though. There is no doubting that. Remember the time at Ponca in 1985 when he finished second overall...just behind Lowell Thompson...for the entire, overall 80cc Expert Championship? And that class was stacked! I still have a holeshot pic that came out of a magazine that shows me in second just behind Jay Mann and behind us you could count at least ten guys...or more...that could win that moto. Lowell Thompson, Jeff Emig, Kyle Lewis, Rick Simmett, Scott Brown, Vince DeVane, Sean Dukes and so on.
They're just amazingly great BS prose, hard to tell whether the satire was intentional or not. The tanning salon riff remains the high bar here as far as I'm concerned.
Those are the BS giants, the ones who leave you seriously wondering if the guy/gal is serious. Rich was the king, followed maybe (and maybe sadly because she was crazy more than a bs'er) by your friend Shyla, and maybe Premix holding their robes.
Self-absorbed twirps like DDavis somehow manage to combine being laughable without being amusing. They're like yappy little dogs crapping on your lawn. Very low-level BS quality.
The other was one of the nicest guys you would ever meet. Very low key.
You have hit on your head too many times.
the fight I was talking about was the one that you and he got into right after the finish line at Candies Creek.
It was on a Friday night when his parents ran the track and I was helping them.
We had to stop practice because between your bikes and you two rolling around you had the whole track blocked.
Kenny popped you in your aria mouth piece and the next day at Tunnel Hill his hand was so swollen he couldn't even hang on.
What is he doing now,
School Guidance counselor?
Did he go into the priesthood?
Politician?
This Skullet guy used to come into our shop and drop some $$$$ and would regale us with his stories of where he raced at the last week, but our intell always proved them to be lies.
So one day we finally cornered him and told him we knew that he never even rode or used the parts we sold him.
So a day later his wife calls and tells us the story: GDR was mildly retarded and had only raced once, and a Ponca City race(not the national). After the finish line when you go down that fenced pathway he whiskey throttled it into a guy... well when GDR took his helmet off the guy saw he was challenged and started screaming intelligence-based slurs. It mortified GDR that he hasn't been on a bike since, but he loved the sport so much he thought the only way he could fit in was to buy parts from our shop and lie about his racing. Poor guy didn't understand that all he had to do was be a FAN and we'd let him hang out around the shop.
We all felt a little bit smaller about ourselves after his wife called.
There are many more funny GDR lies, but telling them would make me feel like a prick.
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