Bmayzee Jett rap…..idk man.

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This is getting out of hand…..😑

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Meister
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5/26/2025 7:24pm

Freakin stupid.

Got nothing against bmayzee but that was literally the dumbest shit ive ever seen. 

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5/26/2025 7:24pm

Speak on us? Please expand on the "us" discount Eminem 

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5/26/2025 7:31pm

No way in hell I’m clicking on that lmao. Can’t handle the cringe. 

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5/26/2025 7:40pm

Downvoted the last thread, so I'm downvoting this one.

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5/26/2025 7:47pm

i need to upvote this shit

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5/26/2025 8:10pm Edited Date/Time 5/26/2025 8:12pm

Can we please move all Mirtl and anti rider threads to the dumbgeon !!????? 

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5/26/2025 8:29pm

Unfortunately I just had to watch that. All I’ll say is that I bet that’s not the only “cock” that dude has rubbed. As terrible as the song is I’m glad I watched it. Bmayzee aka the Cock Caresser lmao This dude is even cringier than Adam Calhoun or Ryan Upchurch. 

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5/26/2025 8:31pm

I love rap, but this is just a stupid and lame attempt to capitalize on what a 14 year old said that we've all said. Worse than that, just bad, thrift store binge, talentless rap. 

 

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5/26/2025 9:11pm

Hahaha wow.. 

Jett’s 1-1 is a good response. 

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5/26/2025 9:12pm

Is this guy serious like Corey Feldman, or writing a joke like Wierd Al Yankovic? Why would anyone on earth spend hours of their life producing such garbage. lol

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5/26/2025 9:17pm

No way in hell I’m clicking on that lmao. Can’t handle the cringe. 

I took one for ya bud.

It's like inserting yourself into woman drama.

It's nuclear cringe.

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5/26/2025 9:17pm

It’s sad when you click a link and it’s so terrible that you wish you were Rick rolled…

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5/26/2025 9:55pm

I find all of this amusing. :o)

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5/27/2025 3:54am

Awww, Ben’s still doing the rap thing.  Adorable. 

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5/27/2025 6:05am

That song was the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and I spend 40h/week on the Vitalmx forums.

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Is this guy serious like Corey Feldman, or writing a joke like Wierd Al Yankovic? Why would anyone on earth spend hours of their life producing...

Is this guy serious like Corey Feldman, or writing a joke like Wierd Al Yankovic? Why would anyone on earth spend hours of their life producing such garbage. lol

It sounds like an AI produced beat and cleaned up vocals.  He probably spent 30 minutes making this piece of desperation. 

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5/27/2025 6:15am

No way in hell I’m clicking on that lmao. Can’t handle the cringe. 

Douche chills

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5/27/2025 6:17am

He sounds and looks like Oscar the grouch. 
All his songs are so bad 

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5/27/2025 7:20am Edited Date/Time 5/27/2025 7:21am
crowe660 wrote:

Awww, Ben’s still doing the rap thing.  Adorable. 

Facial rec software I used says his legal name is Brandon ( born 1992)  .  I have all their names from that vid. 

 

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5/27/2025 11:28am
FastEddy wrote:

Facial rec software I used says his legal name is Brandon ( born 1992)  .  I have all their names from that vid. 

 

That is creepy AF.

It's Brandon Mays. Here are his LL results.  
 

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5/27/2025 11:35am
3strokemx wrote:

That is creepy AF.

It's Brandon Mays. Here are his LL results.  
 

His results were much better than his musical career thus far. I shouldn’t have done this but I got curious and checked his YouTube and he says he died twice in the hospital bed after a crash that ended his LL dream. Moto to the core

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5/27/2025 11:37am
FastEddy wrote:

Facial rec software I used says his legal name is Brandon ( born 1992)  .  I have all their names from that vid. 

 

Put that shit away

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5/27/2025 11:48am Edited Date/Time 5/27/2025 11:49am
3strokemx wrote:

That is creepy AF.

It's Brandon Mays. Here are his LL results.  
 

His results were much better than his musical career thus far. I shouldn’t have done this but I got curious and checked his YouTube and he...

His results were much better than his musical career thus far. I shouldn’t have done this but I got curious and checked his YouTube and he says he died twice in the hospital bed after a crash that ended his LL dream. Moto to the core

Normally I wouldn't believe such a crazy backstory but brain damage can cause a loss of feeling embarrassment and there's obviously a lot of that going on here.

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5/27/2025 11:50am

That´s seems so lame, I´m not going to click on that. This world we are living.. the whole "do it for the views and likes" IS SO FCKIN LAME hate it. 

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5/27/2025 3:21pm


I didn’t have an opinion on this Jett garbage. Until I saw that dumbsh*t video now I have to side with Jett.

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FastEddy
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5/27/2025 4:46pm

You younger creative clever guy's on here  need to make up a Rap song about BMayzee  to battle him back.  Maybe @7deucedeuce   can help you guys with some beats. 

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5/27/2025 4:55pm Edited Date/Time 5/27/2025 4:56pm

I clicked on that video with an open mind, maybe the content will be corny but the song could be ok. NOOOPEEE… That was the most certified booty ass song Ive ever heard in my life. He was joking right. Like he was making a parody… right? Right?? 

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5/27/2025 4:56pm

What's a bmayzee?

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5/27/2025 8:23pm

Bro gained 20 subs from his shit song. Guess it didn’t go like he planned. Better stick to smoking dope.  

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