If your favourite rider does'nt win A1?

5. Be stoked for the abundance of healthy riders and competition?

I typically like to start by punching holes in the drywall, then I just let my rage take over after that .

i'll probably do the following

Score some coke 
Crash my car 
Eat some chicken strips 
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer 
Meet a giant fish 

I do not care because typically A1 winners do not will the championship.

Smart Champions are happy with top 5 points to kick off the season.

My favorite rider is retired.

So I actually can sit back and enjoy the racing without getting my balls in a knot because "my guy" never won.

I will proceed directly to the VitalMx forum and voice my complaints appropriately, post haste!  

I'll hire a hooker to ease my pain. Maybe even two.

Yeah I’ll probably just complain about everything and talk about how A1 “doesn’t even matter bro” maybe I’ll bring up some stats about the championship winner hasn’t won a1 for the last 12 years or whatever 

I will then to proceed to shit on anyone with a different opinion and belittle every rider that is not my favorite as if I could have gotten a better result 

5. Create a poll on Vital

You're lucky. After buying Christmas presents for my mom, wife and kids and tithing to the Church I usually don't have any money left for hookers in January.

I'm not a 13 year old fan boy, so i don't  have a favorite  rider.  Therefore I don't  have anything  to worry about.

Me after my guy loses. 

My favorite rider will win every round so it's not something I think about.

What is cool about this sport is every rider has a cool storyline if they come out and win A1 so pretty much can be happy for any of the guys even if its not your favorite guy. 

Jett wins his rookie debut

Chase comes out and wins on a new bike and backs up his "gifted" 2023 championship

Tomac has a hell of a come back

Webb proves that the KTM was the problem 

Roczen wins on a 5 year old bike 

Any other guy would be an upset to pull of a win so that in itself would be awesome. 

Well, after Barcia or Roczen wins I'll console myself by laughing at you because your fave didn't win.... 

FFS....I'm still trying to decide what my favorite Cult, Cure, Bunnymen, sisters song is....

Order a pizza, take a nap. Doesn’t really matter

AFTER you check those sprocket bolts.

That's the holiday spirit I want (and expect!) to see on Vital!

A Forest. No contest 

Helicopter my girls face and see if that works...

Probably beat my wife, and kid. Maybe start a fight with someone who looks at me funny.

You got dibs on rocket league too?