Should Super Hunky be in the AMA Hall of Fame?

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Necro wrote:
I noticed MXA hasn't posted anything about his passing. Maybe Jody still has some hard feelings about this one...   JUDY’S BOX By Rick Sieman/April 1984/Dirt...

I noticed MXA hasn't posted anything about his passing. Maybe Jody still has some hard feelings about this one...

 

JUDY’S BOX

By Rick Sieman/April 1984/Dirt Bike

(A bit of background is in order here. With Dirt Bike the number one mag at Hi-Torque, we were in constant competition with Motocross Action , which was being run by Jody Weisel at the time. Jody and I had plenty of run-ins at the track, as well as trying to out-scoop each other in print. I also never really liked his writing style, especially in his columns, where everything was I , me and my . Also, he rarely rode or tested anywhere but at Saddleback Park. So, in the April issue, I decided to do a bit of a spoof on his column, titled “Jody's Box.” What follows is satire. Sort of.)

“Did I win?” I asked Fred Finger after I collapsed into the Judychair under the Judy-awning, which was parked right next to the Judymobile.

Jimmy Double Mac interrupted. “Of course you won, Judy. Golly, the way you were quadrupling those triple jumps, why, how could you lose?”

I smiled and unbuckled my Judyboots. They were getting pretty scruffy, so I figured it was about time to have another contest for my adoring readers. Let's see now … what would be a good theme for the contest? Perhaps the boots would go to the reader who could count the number of times Imentioned my name in the same sentence as Gary Jones. No, that would be too time-consuming, and besides, Gary has had enough publicity lately.

Well, that would have to wait. More important things were facing me right now. You see, I had decided to ride 12 classes today at Saddle Whank Park. That would mean 24 45-minute motos. And even for a guy in incredible shape like myself , well, that would be tough.

Like Crazy Dave said, “Wow, Judy, for someone with a broad's name, you sure ride pretty manly.” Personally I have never felt that having a girl's name has slowed me down, especially going up Whanko Hill, one of my favorite sections of Saddle Whank Park.

Which brings me to one of my pet peeves: tracks that are laid out differently from Saddle Whank. Once I rode at a track that turned right at the first turn instead of left, and I took out 70 feet of snow fence and didn't stop until my Pro Circus-equipped Honda seized tighter than Jimmy Double Mac when it's his turn to pay for the shakes and fries after the races.

Anyway, my day of racing here at SaddleWhank Park was not to be an easy one. I was here not only to race an incredible number of grueling motos, but to do a feature story for Judycross Action Magazine, as well.

Willy Monte Jack Bob Floyd told me that there was a guy racing here who was on a totally stock bike. This I couldn't believe! After all, who in their right mind would even consider straddling a bike that didn't have a Pro Circus pipe, a Wheelslip porting job and a Marx Brothers suspen­sion? Not me, for sure.

I spent the spare time I had between motos carefully putting all the latest stickers on my V6000 Bland Brad Nostril Vent protector, making sure that it didn't clash with my all-white boots—bottoms included. Gary Jones looked on with envy as I slipped on the latest fad helmet from Bolivia, with a teak visor and dingleballs hanging from the side. Look fast, go fast, I say.

I thought about what would be facing me today. How would I deal with the quadrinkle jump over on the back side of the track? Should I hit the first one in a cross-up, or merely do a crowd-pleasing pancake? Heck, I could even just jump it straight. Naw, that would be too weird.

Willy Monte Jack Bob Floyd's brother, Philly Joe Frank Nick, came up to me and said, “Say, Judy. There's a new jump over on the back section near the downhill straight. Nobody, but nobody, is trying to make all six of those jumps at one time. Are you gonna be the first to try it?”

I scratched my Judychin thoughtfully and said, “You mean Roger D., the Jammer, Hurricane, the Bomber and the Little Professor haven't tried it yet?”

“Gosh, no, Judy. They're all waiting for someone else to try it first. But no one has the hair.”

I brushed back the locks of my Prince Valiant hairdo and said, ‘Well, if nuthin' else, this Texas boy has hair!”

Gary Jones, Jimmy Double Mac and Goat Breakfast all roared in delight. Good old Judyjokes will get them every time. I made up my mind. Those jumps would be conquered. I headed for the start mentally prepped. The start would mean a lot. If you don't get a good start at Saddle Whank Park, it's tough.

A word about Saddle Whank Park is in order here. A lot of people wonder why I race here all the time. Well, let me tell you, if you don't race here, you'll never make it in the MX world, and that's a fact. How guys like Carlqvist and Malherbe ever managed to snare a factory ride without being a Saddle Whank regular is, quite frankly, beyond me.

Anyway, I lined up in my familiar Judy-slot behind the gate and got ready for action. The gate dropped and I was off. Boy, I got a great start and was really riding smoothly, especially up Whanko Hill, in one of my favorite grooves.

I rode like the wind and pulled out quite a lead over the rest of the field, winding the bike all the way out in second gear on one of the fast back straights. When those killer jumps came up, I just snicked it up a gear and let fly. I sailed for what seemed like forever, doing two cross-ups, four pancakes and a half-dozen hip-kicks during the flight.

Pretty basic stuff for me , but a crowd dazzler to most. Pulling out the stops, I hugged the good lines and mid-range-burst it on the smooth parts. Wow! My bike had low-end torque throughout the range, and I could almost hear the valves float as my Pro-Circus-tuned CR250 came on the pipe.

As I lapped Gary Jones, Martha and Alice Olsen and Hot Sauce Cox, I felt that victory was mine . Yet, right at the checkered flag, a yellow bike slipped by with a medium-height, extremely muscular fellow at the controls.

At first I couldn't figure out who it was. Joel Robert? Jeff Smith? Rolf Tiblin? No. It was none of these.

Instead, it was my nemesis, Super Hunky, who beat me soundly once more. Rats!

I pulled off the track, defeat bitter in my Judymouth, and loaded up the Judybike in the Judytruck … the day at the track ruined.

As I was pulling out of the pits, Super Hunky pulled up next to the Judywindow on the Judytruck, smiled, and said, “Hey, this old square-barrel Maico runs good for a ‘71 bike, doesn't it?”

It's columns like that which are part of the reason i'm such a huge smart-ass.  It's the Super Hunky effect.      

I had either never known/or forgotten that they didn't get along.

For the record, I'm a big fan of Jody Weisel too....and still look forward to Jodys Box every month.  

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12/12/2023 4:04pm

So many great columns . I somehow missed Judy's Box back then lol . Anyone ever read his 10 worst bikes ever list ? Hilarious.  Crazy he's not already in the hall .

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Never heard of him. But RIP . Condolences to his family 

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Super Hunky should have been in the Hall of Fame a long time ago. Rick had inspired thousands of riders to ride and enjoy motocross. What...

Super Hunky should have been in the Hall of Fame a long time ago. Rick had inspired thousands of riders to ride and enjoy motocross. What stinks is they will probably put him in now that he's gone, instead of while he was alive and could enjoy the recognition he deserved.. 

That is TRUE on all accounts.... AMA Voters whiffed on that one! 🙄

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12/12/2023 8:40pm Edited Date/Time 12/12/2023 8:51pm
Necro wrote:
I noticed MXA hasn't posted anything about his passing. Maybe Jody still has some hard feelings about this one...   JUDY’S BOX By Rick Sieman/April 1984/Dirt...

I noticed MXA hasn't posted anything about his passing. Maybe Jody still has some hard feelings about this one...

 

JUDY’S BOX

By Rick Sieman/April 1984/Dirt Bike

(A bit of background is in order here. With Dirt Bike the number one mag at Hi-Torque, we were in constant competition with Motocross Action , which was being run by Jody Weisel at the time. Jody and I had plenty of run-ins at the track, as well as trying to out-scoop each other in print. I also never really liked his writing style, especially in his columns, where everything was I , me and my . Also, he rarely rode or tested anywhere but at Saddleback Park. So, in the April issue, I decided to do a bit of a spoof on his column, titled “Jody's Box.” What follows is satire. Sort of.)

“Did I win?” I asked Fred Finger after I collapsed into the Judychair under the Judy-awning, which was parked right next to the Judymobile.

Jimmy Double Mac interrupted. “Of course you won, Judy. Golly, the way you were quadrupling those triple jumps, why, how could you lose?”

I smiled and unbuckled my Judyboots. They were getting pretty scruffy, so I figured it was about time to have another contest for my adoring readers. Let's see now … what would be a good theme for the contest? Perhaps the boots would go to the reader who could count the number of times Imentioned my name in the same sentence as Gary Jones. No, that would be too time-consuming, and besides, Gary has had enough publicity lately.

Well, that would have to wait. More important things were facing me right now. You see, I had decided to ride 12 classes today at Saddle Whank Park. That would mean 24 45-minute motos. And even for a guy in incredible shape like myself , well, that would be tough.

Like Crazy Dave said, “Wow, Judy, for someone with a broad's name, you sure ride pretty manly.” Personally I have never felt that having a girl's name has slowed me down, especially going up Whanko Hill, one of my favorite sections of Saddle Whank Park.

Which brings me to one of my pet peeves: tracks that are laid out differently from Saddle Whank. Once I rode at a track that turned right at the first turn instead of left, and I took out 70 feet of snow fence and didn't stop until my Pro Circus-equipped Honda seized tighter than Jimmy Double Mac when it's his turn to pay for the shakes and fries after the races.

Anyway, my day of racing here at SaddleWhank Park was not to be an easy one. I was here not only to race an incredible number of grueling motos, but to do a feature story for Judycross Action Magazine, as well.

Willy Monte Jack Bob Floyd told me that there was a guy racing here who was on a totally stock bike. This I couldn't believe! After all, who in their right mind would even consider straddling a bike that didn't have a Pro Circus pipe, a Wheelslip porting job and a Marx Brothers suspen­sion? Not me, for sure.

I spent the spare time I had between motos carefully putting all the latest stickers on my V6000 Bland Brad Nostril Vent protector, making sure that it didn't clash with my all-white boots—bottoms included. Gary Jones looked on with envy as I slipped on the latest fad helmet from Bolivia, with a teak visor and dingleballs hanging from the side. Look fast, go fast, I say.

I thought about what would be facing me today. How would I deal with the quadrinkle jump over on the back side of the track? Should I hit the first one in a cross-up, or merely do a crowd-pleasing pancake? Heck, I could even just jump it straight. Naw, that would be too weird.

Willy Monte Jack Bob Floyd's brother, Philly Joe Frank Nick, came up to me and said, “Say, Judy. There's a new jump over on the back section near the downhill straight. Nobody, but nobody, is trying to make all six of those jumps at one time. Are you gonna be the first to try it?”

I scratched my Judychin thoughtfully and said, “You mean Roger D., the Jammer, Hurricane, the Bomber and the Little Professor haven't tried it yet?”

“Gosh, no, Judy. They're all waiting for someone else to try it first. But no one has the hair.”

I brushed back the locks of my Prince Valiant hairdo and said, ‘Well, if nuthin' else, this Texas boy has hair!”

Gary Jones, Jimmy Double Mac and Goat Breakfast all roared in delight. Good old Judyjokes will get them every time. I made up my mind. Those jumps would be conquered. I headed for the start mentally prepped. The start would mean a lot. If you don't get a good start at Saddle Whank Park, it's tough.

A word about Saddle Whank Park is in order here. A lot of people wonder why I race here all the time. Well, let me tell you, if you don't race here, you'll never make it in the MX world, and that's a fact. How guys like Carlqvist and Malherbe ever managed to snare a factory ride without being a Saddle Whank regular is, quite frankly, beyond me.

Anyway, I lined up in my familiar Judy-slot behind the gate and got ready for action. The gate dropped and I was off. Boy, I got a great start and was really riding smoothly, especially up Whanko Hill, in one of my favorite grooves.

I rode like the wind and pulled out quite a lead over the rest of the field, winding the bike all the way out in second gear on one of the fast back straights. When those killer jumps came up, I just snicked it up a gear and let fly. I sailed for what seemed like forever, doing two cross-ups, four pancakes and a half-dozen hip-kicks during the flight.

Pretty basic stuff for me , but a crowd dazzler to most. Pulling out the stops, I hugged the good lines and mid-range-burst it on the smooth parts. Wow! My bike had low-end torque throughout the range, and I could almost hear the valves float as my Pro-Circus-tuned CR250 came on the pipe.

As I lapped Gary Jones, Martha and Alice Olsen and Hot Sauce Cox, I felt that victory was mine . Yet, right at the checkered flag, a yellow bike slipped by with a medium-height, extremely muscular fellow at the controls.

At first I couldn't figure out who it was. Joel Robert? Jeff Smith? Rolf Tiblin? No. It was none of these.

Instead, it was my nemesis, Super Hunky, who beat me soundly once more. Rats!

I pulled off the track, defeat bitter in my Judymouth, and loaded up the Judybike in the Judytruck … the day at the track ruined.

As I was pulling out of the pits, Super Hunky pulled up next to the Judywindow on the Judytruck, smiled, and said, “Hey, this old square-barrel Maico runs good for a ‘71 bike, doesn't it?”

That's HoF material there. All by itself!

Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂

 For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....Laughing

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 And for sure it's no coincidence if he hasn't posted anything about it yet

Remember the great Dick Miller (who was instrumental in getting the awesome MXDN team together along with Roger) who ran Motocross Action for years?

Well him and Jody must have had a falling out and I don't know if you saw that picture of the whole wrecking crew gang at Glen Helen and he Photoshopped Miller out of the picture. 🤬

 A lot of the classic photos in Racer X magazine are from those Dick Miller archives. Davey must have got hold of them somehow and I'm GLAD he did!👍

 

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12/13/2023 9:34am Edited Date/Time 12/13/2023 9:35am
G-man wrote:
Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂  For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....  And...

Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂

 For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....Laughing

FB IMG 1702441860110

 And for sure it's no coincidence if he hasn't posted anything about it yet

Remember the great Dick Miller (who was instrumental in getting the awesome MXDN team together along with Roger) who ran Motocross Action for years?

Well him and Jody must have had a falling out and I don't know if you saw that picture of the whole wrecking crew gang at Glen Helen and he Photoshopped Miller out of the picture. 🤬

 A lot of the classic photos in Racer X magazine are from those Dick Miller archives. Davey must have got hold of them somehow and I'm GLAD he did!👍

 

Life has taught me that making your way through life, especially in work situations, without igniting a grudge here and there is almost impossible. It has also taught that life is way too short to allow those things into your life.

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12/13/2023 10:02am Edited Date/Time 12/13/2023 10:05am

Condolences to Rick's family.

I still remember my grandma bought me a copy of Dirt Bike when I was young ~6-7 years old from the magazine rack at the grocery store after much whining, I'm sure. Never did subscribe but anytime I could get my hands on a Dirt Bike mag, I'd read that thing from cover to cover, multiple times.

I couldn't convince my parents to get me a race bike but did get a 1971 Honda Trail 70 for my 1st bike on my golden bday at 7 years old in 1989. I rode that thing every waking second.

Now I have 2 kiddos who love to ride. I'm truly blessed and look forward to seeing my children's passion for motorcycles develop.

Dirt Bike magazine changed my life I believe.

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12/13/2023 10:23am Edited Date/Time 12/13/2023 10:25am
G-man wrote:
Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂  For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....  And...

Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂

 For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....Laughing

FB IMG 1702441860110

 And for sure it's no coincidence if he hasn't posted anything about it yet

Remember the great Dick Miller (who was instrumental in getting the awesome MXDN team together along with Roger) who ran Motocross Action for years?

Well him and Jody must have had a falling out and I don't know if you saw that picture of the whole wrecking crew gang at Glen Helen and he Photoshopped Miller out of the picture. 🤬

 A lot of the classic photos in Racer X magazine are from those Dick Miller archives. Davey must have got hold of them somehow and I'm GLAD he did!👍

 

Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.  Grinning

Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon is not a good look.     He would have a unique insight to share, if not entertaining. 

 

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G-man wrote:
Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂  For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....  And...

Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂

 For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....Laughing

FB IMG 1702441860110

 And for sure it's no coincidence if he hasn't posted anything about it yet

Remember the great Dick Miller (who was instrumental in getting the awesome MXDN team together along with Roger) who ran Motocross Action for years?

Well him and Jody must have had a falling out and I don't know if you saw that picture of the whole wrecking crew gang at Glen Helen and he Photoshopped Miller out of the picture. 🤬

 A lot of the classic photos in Racer X magazine are from those Dick Miller archives. Davey must have got hold of them somehow and I'm GLAD he did!👍

 

Magoofan wrote:
Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.   Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon...

Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.  Grinning

Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon is not a good look.     He would have a unique insight to share, if not entertaining. 

 

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

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TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

Well said.  I couldn’t agree more !

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TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

I am nominating you to deliver Hunky's acceptance speech in absentia!

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TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

I am nominating you to deliver Hunky's acceptance speech in absentia!

That's very kind of you; but, if it's in Ohio...as it should be...I'd have to step aside to the likes of Tom Webb and all those that got me hooked on this sport. 

From Tom...

GODSPEED RICK "SUPER HUNKY" SIEMAN

4 days ago

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By Tom Webb Verified

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Dirt Bike Magazine Verified

Godspeed Super HunkyRick “Super Hunky” Sieman passed away after a lengthy illness. Rick was an instrumental figure in the magazine world, serendipitously mated to the explosion of dirt bike popularity. He was in on the ground level with Dirt Bike Magazine which launched in June of 1971. Rick was a sign painter by trade, started working at Hi Torque selling ads for a chopper title and was sucked into Dirt Bike when his writing prowess, wit and humor landed him a job on the staff.

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G-man wrote:
Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂  For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....  And...

Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂

 For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....Laughing

FB IMG 1702441860110

 And for sure it's no coincidence if he hasn't posted anything about it yet

Remember the great Dick Miller (who was instrumental in getting the awesome MXDN team together along with Roger) who ran Motocross Action for years?

Well him and Jody must have had a falling out and I don't know if you saw that picture of the whole wrecking crew gang at Glen Helen and he Photoshopped Miller out of the picture. 🤬

 A lot of the classic photos in Racer X magazine are from those Dick Miller archives. Davey must have got hold of them somehow and I'm GLAD he did!👍

 

Magoofan wrote:
Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.   Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon...

Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.  Grinning

Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon is not a good look.     He would have a unique insight to share, if not entertaining. 

 

TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

Wasn't he Mister Know-It-All, too?

He 100% belongs in the Hall of Fame – hell, so does Jody and Tom Webb for that matter.

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12/14/2023 5:12am
Magoofan wrote:
Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.   Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon...

Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.  Grinning

Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon is not a good look.     He would have a unique insight to share, if not entertaining. 

 

TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

Sully wrote:

Wasn't he Mister Know-It-All, too?

He 100% belongs in the Hall of Fame – hell, so does Jody and Tom Webb for that matter.

Mr. Know it All was Vic Krause

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I noticed MXA hasn't posted anything about his passing. Maybe Jody still has some hard feelings about this one...   JUDY’S BOX By Rick Sieman/April 1984/Dirt...

I noticed MXA hasn't posted anything about his passing. Maybe Jody still has some hard feelings about this one...

 

JUDY’S BOX

By Rick Sieman/April 1984/Dirt Bike

(A bit of background is in order here. With Dirt Bike the number one mag at Hi-Torque, we were in constant competition with Motocross Action , which was being run by Jody Weisel at the time. Jody and I had plenty of run-ins at the track, as well as trying to out-scoop each other in print. I also never really liked his writing style, especially in his columns, where everything was I , me and my . Also, he rarely rode or tested anywhere but at Saddleback Park. So, in the April issue, I decided to do a bit of a spoof on his column, titled “Jody's Box.” What follows is satire. Sort of.)

“Did I win?” I asked Fred Finger after I collapsed into the Judychair under the Judy-awning, which was parked right next to the Judymobile.

Jimmy Double Mac interrupted. “Of course you won, Judy. Golly, the way you were quadrupling those triple jumps, why, how could you lose?”

I smiled and unbuckled my Judyboots. They were getting pretty scruffy, so I figured it was about time to have another contest for my adoring readers. Let's see now … what would be a good theme for the contest? Perhaps the boots would go to the reader who could count the number of times Imentioned my name in the same sentence as Gary Jones. No, that would be too time-consuming, and besides, Gary has had enough publicity lately.

Well, that would have to wait. More important things were facing me right now. You see, I had decided to ride 12 classes today at Saddle Whank Park. That would mean 24 45-minute motos. And even for a guy in incredible shape like myself , well, that would be tough.

Like Crazy Dave said, “Wow, Judy, for someone with a broad's name, you sure ride pretty manly.” Personally I have never felt that having a girl's name has slowed me down, especially going up Whanko Hill, one of my favorite sections of Saddle Whank Park.

Which brings me to one of my pet peeves: tracks that are laid out differently from Saddle Whank. Once I rode at a track that turned right at the first turn instead of left, and I took out 70 feet of snow fence and didn't stop until my Pro Circus-equipped Honda seized tighter than Jimmy Double Mac when it's his turn to pay for the shakes and fries after the races.

Anyway, my day of racing here at SaddleWhank Park was not to be an easy one. I was here not only to race an incredible number of grueling motos, but to do a feature story for Judycross Action Magazine, as well.

Willy Monte Jack Bob Floyd told me that there was a guy racing here who was on a totally stock bike. This I couldn't believe! After all, who in their right mind would even consider straddling a bike that didn't have a Pro Circus pipe, a Wheelslip porting job and a Marx Brothers suspen­sion? Not me, for sure.

I spent the spare time I had between motos carefully putting all the latest stickers on my V6000 Bland Brad Nostril Vent protector, making sure that it didn't clash with my all-white boots—bottoms included. Gary Jones looked on with envy as I slipped on the latest fad helmet from Bolivia, with a teak visor and dingleballs hanging from the side. Look fast, go fast, I say.

I thought about what would be facing me today. How would I deal with the quadrinkle jump over on the back side of the track? Should I hit the first one in a cross-up, or merely do a crowd-pleasing pancake? Heck, I could even just jump it straight. Naw, that would be too weird.

Willy Monte Jack Bob Floyd's brother, Philly Joe Frank Nick, came up to me and said, “Say, Judy. There's a new jump over on the back section near the downhill straight. Nobody, but nobody, is trying to make all six of those jumps at one time. Are you gonna be the first to try it?”

I scratched my Judychin thoughtfully and said, “You mean Roger D., the Jammer, Hurricane, the Bomber and the Little Professor haven't tried it yet?”

“Gosh, no, Judy. They're all waiting for someone else to try it first. But no one has the hair.”

I brushed back the locks of my Prince Valiant hairdo and said, ‘Well, if nuthin' else, this Texas boy has hair!”

Gary Jones, Jimmy Double Mac and Goat Breakfast all roared in delight. Good old Judyjokes will get them every time. I made up my mind. Those jumps would be conquered. I headed for the start mentally prepped. The start would mean a lot. If you don't get a good start at Saddle Whank Park, it's tough.

A word about Saddle Whank Park is in order here. A lot of people wonder why I race here all the time. Well, let me tell you, if you don't race here, you'll never make it in the MX world, and that's a fact. How guys like Carlqvist and Malherbe ever managed to snare a factory ride without being a Saddle Whank regular is, quite frankly, beyond me.

Anyway, I lined up in my familiar Judy-slot behind the gate and got ready for action. The gate dropped and I was off. Boy, I got a great start and was really riding smoothly, especially up Whanko Hill, in one of my favorite grooves.

I rode like the wind and pulled out quite a lead over the rest of the field, winding the bike all the way out in second gear on one of the fast back straights. When those killer jumps came up, I just snicked it up a gear and let fly. I sailed for what seemed like forever, doing two cross-ups, four pancakes and a half-dozen hip-kicks during the flight.

Pretty basic stuff for me , but a crowd dazzler to most. Pulling out the stops, I hugged the good lines and mid-range-burst it on the smooth parts. Wow! My bike had low-end torque throughout the range, and I could almost hear the valves float as my Pro-Circus-tuned CR250 came on the pipe.

As I lapped Gary Jones, Martha and Alice Olsen and Hot Sauce Cox, I felt that victory was mine . Yet, right at the checkered flag, a yellow bike slipped by with a medium-height, extremely muscular fellow at the controls.

At first I couldn't figure out who it was. Joel Robert? Jeff Smith? Rolf Tiblin? No. It was none of these.

Instead, it was my nemesis, Super Hunky, who beat me soundly once more. Rats!

I pulled off the track, defeat bitter in my Judymouth, and loaded up the Judybike in the Judytruck … the day at the track ruined.

As I was pulling out of the pits, Super Hunky pulled up next to the Judywindow on the Judytruck, smiled, and said, “Hey, this old square-barrel Maico runs good for a ‘71 bike, doesn't it?”

Oh man that's so good! Brutal but absolutely hits the nail on the head.

Jody is already in the HOF; he made sure everyone knew by crowbarring a bit about himself in on the beginning of the MXA video about Troy Lee being inducted. What's that saying from the Johnny Bravo cartoon? "well, enough about me. Let's talk about me..!"

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12/14/2023 5:42am

He certainly deserves to be in the HOF, but I have to wonder would he want that honor. As I recall, he wasnt  a big fan of thr AMA.

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12/14/2023 7:13am
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Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂  For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....  And...

Yea that's Classic for sure! 😂

 For sure Judy held a grudge against Hunky you can see him cracking a joke to him right here....Laughing

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 And for sure it's no coincidence if he hasn't posted anything about it yet

Remember the great Dick Miller (who was instrumental in getting the awesome MXDN team together along with Roger) who ran Motocross Action for years?

Well him and Jody must have had a falling out and I don't know if you saw that picture of the whole wrecking crew gang at Glen Helen and he Photoshopped Miller out of the picture. 🤬

 A lot of the classic photos in Racer X magazine are from those Dick Miller archives. Davey must have got hold of them somehow and I'm GLAD he did!👍

 

Magoofan wrote:
Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.   Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon...

Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.  Grinning

Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon is not a good look.     He would have a unique insight to share, if not entertaining. 

 

TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

Hunk was also a competition weight lifter,and raced a triumph 650 chopper in the mint 400.

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12/14/2023 7:49am
Magoofan wrote:
Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.   Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon...

Man....that picture has a lot of body language that tells the story.  Grinning

Again, I'm a fan of Jody....but him/MXA not acknowledging the death of an icon is not a good look.     He would have a unique insight to share, if not entertaining. 

 

TeamGreen wrote:
Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…? Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”? Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in...

Without Hunky, would we even have a Jody’s Box…?

Would Dirt Rider or Racer X have ever “happened”?

Would Tom Webb have ever gotten involved in editing/publishing? 

I mean, hell, wasn’t Dirt Bike he O.G. magazine? I could be wrong; but, that’s how I remember it. 

I remember that crazy dude with a mustache fighting to keep the Mojave open to dirt bikes…in the 70s, Again, that’s if I’m not mistaken on the timeline. 

Phantom Duck of the Dezert and all that.

Dudes racing Barstow to Vegas with their dogs riding shot-gun on the gas tank.

I know about all of this due to this man’s existence and his use of language and publishing. 

What we’ve lost, here, is an honest to god legend. 

Hunk was also a competition weight lifter,and raced a triumph 650 chopper in the mint 400.

Legend.

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12/14/2023 7:51am Edited Date/Time 12/14/2023 7:53am

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SON OF THE GREAT YELLOW DIRT BIKE TRUCK

By Rick Sieman/October 1983/Dirt Bike
(Over the years, I had a number of El Caminos. One in particular stood out. It had an engine in it that powered a lakester to over 200 miles per hour at El Mirage. Brian Fabre stuffed that engine in an El Camino and sold it to me. I got more tickets with that rocket than I cared to think about. The only other problem was that I could not keep a clutch alive in that vehicle. I still vividly recall heading out to the desert in the wee hours of the morning with two bikes in the back, and comfortably cruising at about 130 miles per hour on the empty back roads.)


In the mid-'70s, a noble vehicle captured the hearts of the dirt biking public. It was called the Great Yellow Dirt Bike Truck and served to shuttle all manner of machines, as well as the somewhat ill-mannered staff of Dirt Bike Magazine.

An unpretentious unit, the G.Y.D.B.T. was, in fact, a ratty 1964 El Camino painted school-bus yellow. Some wits of the day likened its progress down the road to “a 200-year-old sea turtle emerging from a stupor.''

Others, less kind in their comments, noted that “It's the closest thing imaginable to a rolling ghetto.” One especially vicious detractor commented: “General Motors must hang its corporate head in shame when that thing wallows down the road.”

True, the G.Y.D.B.T. was a less-than-perfect machine in its later years, but it served the DB editors without a whimper for almost 300,000 miles. Without one single oil change, it might be noted. Try that with your new Citation, buster!

The function of The Truck was to transport bikes and people from point A to point B. Nothing more. And certainly nothing less.

Because the G.Y.D.B.T. was taken for granted, it received little or nothing in the way of service. It burned oil at copious rates. Any kind of oil, we might add. It thrived on a diet of Bel-Ray, Spectro, Yamalube, Torco or Pep Boys reprocessed oil. Two-stroke or four-stroke—it apparently made no difference.

We also used The Truck as a receptacle for gas we wouldn't dare run in any bike. When a bike had been sitting for the better part of a year, the gasoline would be ceremoniously drained out and poured into the gas tank of The Truck. It apparently ignored the varnish, dirt, water, mung balls and dog hair that might be contaminating the fuel.

Pre-mix also got dumped into the G.Y.D.B.T. on a regular basis. This sort of controlled neglect led to more or less steady plug fouling. Cylinders 1, 3, 5 and 7 were more prone to placing syrupy deposits on the plug tips than the others were, so they received hot plugs from two-stroke bikes.

Still, the vehicle never failed to start and get the bikes to and from their intended goals.

Visually, it left a bit to be desired. Inside, there was usually a collection of hamburger boxes, dried-up French fries, pop cans, cigar butts, napkins, straws, paper cups, empty bags, crunched-up beer cans and taco wrappers.

The exterior didn't have a hint of rust, but it did proudly sport a multitude of scratches from innumerable bikes leaning and falling against it. The grille looked a lot like an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon, from when it had made contact with a Nevada coyote somewhere north of Winnemucca at slightly over 90 miles per hour. The Truck, not the coyote, by the way.

A giant CZ sticker was on the roof of the car and it must have driven old World War II fighter pilots to near frenzy when they flew over the red and white bull's-eye CZ logo. Two glass-pack mufflers, long past their prime, let out a steady stream of bluish-white smoke, along with a mellow roar somewhat reminiscent of a P-5 1 Mustang with blooie pipes.

Anyway, this fine auto finally gave up the ghost. One morning it gave a death rattle that was too crude and loud to ignore. No mechanic would even give us an estimate. “There ain't enough money in L.A. to get this heap healthy!” was the disheartening verdict.

The last we saw of the G.Y.D.B.T., it was on a flatbed truck, squashed flatter than a pizza, no doubt heading off to Japan to be made into fake Zippo lighters or Yamaha kickstands. We shed a quiet tear and entered the age of Datsun pickups. Efficient? Yes. Soul? Hardly.

The years went by.

Please try to visualize pages of a calendar turning rapidly here. Our special effects are limited to words and pictures.

Then, lo and behold, another candidate appeared on the horizon. Another El Camino. A newer one, to be sure, but one that genuinely fit the mold of the original.

It was a 1972 El Camino on which a tree had fallen. The body was tweaked out, but still solid. The grille had more than a few encounters with lesser vehicles, but the hood still could be opened and closed with the aid of any reasonable sized screwdriver.

The engine was a mighty 350 V-8 that ran like a striped ape. Gas mileage was pitiful. The staff of Dirt Bike was ecstatic! Best of all, the El Camino was cheap. A veritable song and a dance.

Only a few things were lacking. First off, it was a putrid brown color, much like rubber donkey lungs. A trip to Earl Scheib would fix that in a hurry. A tasteful coat of eye-hurting yellow would add some character to the new G.Y.D.B.T.

A good radio was added and the tank was topped off with leftover pre-mix. But it still lacked something. The staff pondered for what seemed like minutes, then came up with an idea!

The P-51 Mustang jaws-and-teeth symbol was borrowed and a skilled sign painter applied the finishing touches. The Dirt Bike legend was applied to the doors and we were in business.

Son of the Great Yellow Dirt Bike Truck! Rocky IV. Jaws IV. All rolled into one!

Well, there you have it. A bit of history revived. Days of wine and roses once again. Now, if we can just find a cherry DT-1 to slip into the back …

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He certainly deserves to be in the HOF, but I have to wonder would he want that honor. As I recall, he wasnt  a big fan...

He certainly deserves to be in the HOF, but I have to wonder would he want that honor. As I recall, he wasnt  a big fan of thr AMA.

Cindy tells me he did. They were hoping it would happen last year. But Rita Coombs and Travis Pastrana edged him out (the both deserve it).

 

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I posted a thread in Non-Moto that highlights what Rick stood for.   The use of OUR land.    It's political in nature....      https://www.vitalmx.com/forums/non-moto/rick-super-hunky-sieman-and-fight-right-use-our-land  ...

I posted a thread in Non-Moto that highlights what Rick stood for.   The use of OUR land.    It's political in nature....     

https://www.vitalmx.com/forums/non-moto/rick-super-hunky-sieman-and-fig…

 

Did you know he was interviewed on "60 Minutes" (a really long time ago) about BLM overreach?

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Magoofan wrote:
I posted a thread in Non-Moto that highlights what Rick stood for.   The use of OUR land.    It's political in nature....      https://www.vitalmx.com/forums/non-moto/rick-super-hunky-sieman-and-fight-right-use-our-land  ...

I posted a thread in Non-Moto that highlights what Rick stood for.   The use of OUR land.    It's political in nature....     

https://www.vitalmx.com/forums/non-moto/rick-super-hunky-sieman-and-fig…

 

Did you know he was interviewed on "60 Minutes" (a really long time ago) about BLM overreach?

Wish I could find the video on that. 

 

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12/14/2023 9:20am

Of course he should be in the HOF, not only for inspiring so many of us to ride, but also for his standing up to politicians and law makers fighting for our rights to ride public lands. We'll never get to hear his HOF induction speech, and that's a shame, as I'm sure it would've been one for the ages. RIP Rick

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Wish I could find the video on that.     

Wish I could find the video on that. 

 

Me, too. Really long time ago. I wanna say like in the 90s. I just happened to see it after watching a Cowboy game. He was ranting a bit. Something like: "What damage?!?!?!? We're just out here riding our motorcycles down some dirt roads! BLM trucks do more 'DAMAGE' driving out here to throw us out than a hundred dirt bikes!"

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12/14/2023 10:10am Edited Date/Time 12/14/2023 10:19am

Google found this guy who was there when they filmed it on race-dezert.com: 

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JEFFRPM said: Find some crash & burn pics those were hilarious especially the dreaded flying W ones
Most these kids don't even know what that is!

Too bad I did not know you when you lived in my neighborhood. Rick was at our place a couple times a year. If you remember that second 60 Minutes show he did, that was in my shop at the house at Jensen and Haley.

 

There's some great stuff over there in this thread: https://www.race-dezert.com/forum/threads/rick-super-hunky-sieman.15522…

 

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More gold from over there. Epic thread they have going. 

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12/14/2023 10:48am Edited Date/Time 12/14/2023 11:03am

Heh....   I found the Gore stuff too.   I posted the Death Vote 2000 one in Non-moto to avoid politics in moto.   Wink    

 

Another gem I found...

Kookie the wonder dog.

 

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