Toughest Rider on the Planet?

HarrowDrag 10/18/2023 11:26am
10/18/2023 11:26am
HarrowDrag wrote:
Pfft...Toby broke his wrist 4 weeks before the Dakar...not mentioning the other 39 guys that weren't around him at every turn...riding through the desert,braced with every...

Pfft...Toby broke his wrist 4 weeks before the Dakar...not mentioning the other 39 guys that weren't around him at every turn...riding through the desert,braced with every other thing factory ktm could throw at it for 4 weeks prior aswell as the day of the race.

Keep trying buddy!

LungButter wrote:
Oh.....so you're saying Ryno was battling 39 guys in every turn?  Give me a break.... Tobs did break his wrist 4 weeks before, then he crashed...

Oh.....so you're saying Ryno was battling 39 guys in every turn?  Give me a break....

Tobs did break his wrist 4 weeks before, then he crashed a few days before doing final shake down, fucking up his wrist again.... and still won the biggest and most important off road race in the world.

If you want to compare Ryno riding 30 minutes to Toby racing for 2 weeks, go right ahead....you know what they say...."You can't fix stupid"

 

🤣 Battling 39 into the first turn...38 could drop dead and there's still more competition than 'tobs' in every corner/straight away that he doesn't have.

I'm absolutely comparing.Don't forget to mention using the battery strap to remove the pain and Quintanilla going down allowing him the win 💭 

Neeeeext!

 

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blockhead17 10/18/2023 12:03pm
10/18/2023 12:03pm Edited Date/Time 10/18/2023 12:05pm

All these guys deserve credit, Dudes riding through pain, guys like Chad, Ryno, James, lined up completely fucked up and shouldn’t be racing…But then guys like Doug Henry, Ken Roczen,Travis Pastrana and Trey Cannard came back from crashes that make you wanna never throw your leg over a bike again.. 

these are the baddest dudes!

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LungButter 10/18/2023 12:13pm
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HarrowDrag wrote:
🤣 Battling 39 into the first turn...38 could drop dead and there's still more competition than 'tobs' in every corner/straight away that he doesn't have. I'm...

🤣 Battling 39 into the first turn...38 could drop dead and there's still more competition than 'tobs' in every corner/straight away that he doesn't have.

I'm absolutely comparing.Don't forget to mention using the battery strap to remove the pain and Quintanilla going down allowing him the win 💭 

Neeeeext!

 

Quintanilla went down trying to get the Win.  Tobs was already in the lead.

Ryno "battling" 39 dudes at 25mph isn't shit compared to Tobs going 90+ mph across the desert.  Kinda makes Ryno seem like a little bitch honestly.

Neeexxxxtttt.

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blockhead17 10/18/2023 12:17pm
10/18/2023 12:17pm

I know he’s not super popular around here, but honourable mention to this guy..AC8D989D-29A7-4ACE-B9D2-23ABCC9094D2

 

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HarrowDrag 10/18/2023 3:19pm
10/18/2023 3:19pm
HarrowDrag wrote:
🤣 Battling 39 into the first turn...38 could drop dead and there's still more competition than 'tobs' in every corner/straight away that he doesn't have. I'm...

🤣 Battling 39 into the first turn...38 could drop dead and there's still more competition than 'tobs' in every corner/straight away that he doesn't have.

I'm absolutely comparing.Don't forget to mention using the battery strap to remove the pain and Quintanilla going down allowing him the win 💭 

Neeeeext!

 

LungButter wrote:
Quintanilla went down trying to get the Win.  Tobs was already in the lead. Ryno "battling" 39 dudes at 25mph isn't shit compared to Tobs going...

Quintanilla went down trying to get the Win.  Tobs was already in the lead.

Ryno "battling" 39 dudes at 25mph isn't shit compared to Tobs going 90+ mph across the desert.  Kinda makes Ryno seem like a little bitch honestly.

Neeexxxxtttt.

Ha!.. Under your skin.

25mph eh?

The little bitch as you put it,with all respect to 'tob's' 🤡.. would be you comparing a wrist break to a leg

Clearly never ridden Southwick.

Absolute non comparison.

Try run it through your dome for a second.

Ooroo cobber 🪃 

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LungButter 10/18/2023 3:44pm
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HarrowDrag wrote:
Ha!.. Under your skin. 25mph eh? The little bitch as you put it,with all respect to 'tob's' 🤡.. would be you comparing a wrist break to...

Ha!.. Under your skin.

25mph eh?

The little bitch as you put it,with all respect to 'tob's' 🤡.. would be you comparing a wrist break to a leg

Clearly never ridden Southwick.

Absolute non comparison.

Try run it through your dome for a second.

Ooroo cobber 🪃 

Bro, I don't know how to make it any more clear.....30 minutes of pain or 2 weeks of pain.  What's worse?

And no, I ain't ridden Southwick but I'm not sure how the fuck that is even relevant?  Dakar is the most grueling off road event in the world, Southwick is one moto.  35 minutes.  Ryno knew what he had to do, one time.  He didn't have to wake up day after day after day and get on the bike for 8+ hours at a time.

Look....I realize that you worship the ground that Ryno walks on but it's just not even close to the same.  You're wrong.  Period. 

Man up and just admit it, that's what Ryno would want you to do OR keep grasping at straws to keep your man crush alive....it's giving me some good laughs today.

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Stitch368 10/18/2023 6:28pm
10/18/2023 6:28pm

There are a lot of tough riders referenced here and all deserve credit for such. Anyone remember hearing about Sean Hamblin taking a tire to the crotch and splitting his sack open and then racing the second moto?

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Magoofan 10/18/2023 10:34pm
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Stitch368 wrote:
There are a lot of tough riders referenced here and all deserve credit for such. Anyone remember hearing about Sean Hamblin taking a tire to the...

There are a lot of tough riders referenced here and all deserve credit for such. Anyone remember hearing about Sean Hamblin taking a tire to the crotch and splitting his sack open and then racing the second moto?

My nuts hurt just reading that.

Man....that takes some sack.     pun intended. 

 

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Bearuno 10/18/2023 10:42pm
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Stitch368 wrote:
There are a lot of tough riders referenced here and all deserve credit for such. Anyone remember hearing about Sean Hamblin taking a tire to the...

There are a lot of tough riders referenced here and all deserve credit for such. Anyone remember hearing about Sean Hamblin taking a tire to the crotch and splitting his sack open and then racing the second moto?

One of the MXGP riders did damage to that area this year, got stitched up, and raced, I think.

Bugger that for a joke. 

I've hurt that area, and been out of action (of many sorts), for quite some time after it. Sick

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Richy 10/19/2023 12:01am
10/19/2023 12:01am

At least their balls are way too big to fall out... Jeez, that's insane commitment.

At least it's some serious incentive to stand up everywhere and grip the bike with your legs.

chrisgg90 10/19/2023 6:48am
10/19/2023 6:48am
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Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to...

Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to throwing punches. It’s all that time spent cuddling each other on the ground that must do it during UFC fights. 

Mavetism wrote:
Yeah, everyone could "cuddle" on the ground like them, right? Some pussy shit!  Seriously. That's the dumbest take I've seen so far on the internet. It's...

Yeah, everyone could "cuddle" on the ground like them, right? Some pussy shit! 

Seriously. That's the dumbest take I've seen so far on the internet. It's obvious you never spend a single second researching or doing any kind of martial arts yourself. 

Really nice to see these cuddles!

 

 

You obviously know as much about me as you do martial arts, as I actually spent years fighting full contact Taekwondo.
Ok, now you can tell me how thats not a martial art because it focuses on punching and kicking techniques and not cuddling on the floor 😂😂

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chrisgg90 10/19/2023 6:49am
10/19/2023 6:49am
chrisgg90 wrote:
Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to...

Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to throwing punches. It’s all that time spent cuddling each other on the ground that must do it during UFC fights. 

SteveUrchin wrote:

Haha I think you’re getting UFC mixed up with the circus show boxing has become. 

They are both circus shows now 

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chrisgg90 10/19/2023 6:51am
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chrisgg90 wrote:
Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to...

Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to throwing punches. It’s all that time spent cuddling each other on the ground that must do it during UFC fights. 

Chris_Buehler wrote:
You know how fast local pros will utterly destroy you on a motocross track? Trained mma fighters would wreck your shit. Now step that up a...

You know how fast local pros will utterly destroy you on a motocross track? Trained mma fighters would wreck your shit. Now step that up a level from trained mma fighters to UFC fighters. They could literally murder you with their hands. Holy cow what a bad take. 

And yet, they still get punched about by the likes of Jake Paul 😂. Anyone can literally murder another person with their hands 😂 what’s a local pro beating me in an MX track got to do with MMA 🤷‍♂️ 

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chrisgg90 10/19/2023 7:00am
10/19/2023 7:00am
StillSmokin wrote:

Ufc fans got their panties bunched up in this thread

Ain’t they just 😂😂 it’s hilarious. 

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endurox 10/19/2023 7:16am
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Any of top 5 extreme enduro guys.

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sPAnKy1600 10/19/2023 10:22am
10/19/2023 10:22am

A lot of riders, especially older generations when money races were accessible every weekend, have shown to be VERY tough. This story from Bobby Kiniry a pretty good example of that. It's about a crash he had during the Canadian out doors that resulted in a dislocated jaw, 3 broken ribs, and a broken foot, all during moto 1. Bobby went out for moto 2 and took 3rd, jaw still dislocated.

 

 

 

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Chris_Buehler 10/19/2023 12:05pm
10/19/2023 12:05pm
chrisgg90 wrote:
Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to...

Don’t know about the UFC guys being tough. Most of them seem to get slapped about by a couple if Youtube influencers when it comes to throwing punches. It’s all that time spent cuddling each other on the ground that must do it during UFC fights. 

Chris_Buehler wrote:
You know how fast local pros will utterly destroy you on a motocross track? Trained mma fighters would wreck your shit. Now step that up a...

You know how fast local pros will utterly destroy you on a motocross track? Trained mma fighters would wreck your shit. Now step that up a level from trained mma fighters to UFC fighters. They could literally murder you with their hands. Holy cow what a bad take. 

chrisgg90 wrote:
And yet, they still get punched about by the likes of Jake Paul 😂. Anyone can literally murder another person with their hands 😂 what’s a...

And yet, they still get punched about by the likes of Jake Paul 😂. Anyone can literally murder another person with their hands 😂 what’s a local pro beating me in an MX track got to do with MMA 🤷‍♂️ 

He's an absolute tool but Jake Paul would hand you your ass. And if it wasn't straight  boxing Paul would get taken down in 10sec and be eating hammer fists by those MMA fighters

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chrisgg90 10/19/2023 1:08pm
10/19/2023 1:08pm
Chris_Buehler wrote:
You know how fast local pros will utterly destroy you on a motocross track? Trained mma fighters would wreck your shit. Now step that up a...

You know how fast local pros will utterly destroy you on a motocross track? Trained mma fighters would wreck your shit. Now step that up a level from trained mma fighters to UFC fighters. They could literally murder you with their hands. Holy cow what a bad take. 

chrisgg90 wrote:
And yet, they still get punched about by the likes of Jake Paul 😂. Anyone can literally murder another person with their hands 😂 what’s a...

And yet, they still get punched about by the likes of Jake Paul 😂. Anyone can literally murder another person with their hands 😂 what’s a local pro beating me in an MX track got to do with MMA 🤷‍♂️ 

Chris_Buehler wrote:
He's an absolute tool but Jake Paul would hand you your ass. And if it wasn't straight  boxing Paul would get taken down in 10sec and...

He's an absolute tool but Jake Paul would hand you your ass. And if it wasn't straight  boxing Paul would get taken down in 10sec and be eating hammer fists by those MMA fighters

I bet he wouldn’t 

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mx216 10/19/2023 2:17pm
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resetjet wrote:

Timex= rj hampshire. Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin’

https://youtu.be/rUc9lFhfBsU?si=SOIJuL6qZJHiN8Tr

I was standing next to the whoops when this happened and thought he was dead for sure. The impact sound will never leave my head

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