The king of all "bike has a fresh top end" market place ads

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Edited Date/Time 11/24/2020 6:42pm
I'm only posting this because it is the off-season, but I couldn't stop laughing at this ad. The bike looks horrible, but everything they you can't see in the pictures is fresh and new....and he rebuilt the motor, but didn't bother to clean the carb.


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sumdood 11/23/2020 8:59am
11/23/2020 8:59am
Wonder if he'll ship it ?
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Deadric 11/23/2020 9:04am
11/23/2020 9:04am
Thats a bike you just give away to someone who actually cares. In the end I bet he'll still get $800+ for it.


Hey! At least he didnt start listing off the extras!
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FWYT 11/23/2020 9:10am
11/23/2020 9:10am
OMG....
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DownSouth 11/23/2020 9:10am
11/23/2020 9:10am Edited Date/Time 11/23/2020 9:31am
The likely culprit for not starting is the squirrels nest in the airbox cutting off air flow. Woohoo
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Last Braaap 11/23/2020 9:12am
11/23/2020 9:12am
This bike doesn't need new owner. It needs 12-step rehab.
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nskerb 11/23/2020 9:14am
11/23/2020 9:14am
DV is gonna swoop for 500 bucks and the seller wont recognize him.
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Rupert X 11/23/2020 9:22am
11/23/2020 9:22am
Despite the lack of commas, still one of the most intelligent, well-written descriptions, I’ve yet seen on Creepslist.
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FGR01 11/23/2020 11:57am
11/23/2020 11:57am
I love what he's done with grafting the DG muffler from a 1993 Blaster quad on her.
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DoctorJD 11/23/2020 1:53pm
11/23/2020 1:53pm
Is this still available?
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Falcon 11/23/2020 3:53pm
11/23/2020 3:53pm
FGR01 wrote:
I love what he's done with grafting the DG muffler from a 1993 Blaster quad on her.
"Low boy" silencer. It probably doesn't even get dented by the rear brake caliper when the suspension bottoms out.

...Probably not.
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kkawboy14 11/23/2020 5:22pm
11/23/2020 5:22pm
I wonder if he will take food stamps for it?
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mike117 11/23/2020 5:25pm
11/23/2020 5:25pm
$1300??? Try $130...
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mxracer666 11/23/2020 5:35pm
11/23/2020 5:35pm
Is that a meth lab i see thru the open door?!? Lol!
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jc34 11/23/2020 5:46pm
11/23/2020 5:46pm
yes, it appears to double as the shop the engine was stripped and rebuilt in.
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avidchimp 11/23/2020 6:04pm
11/23/2020 6:04pm
That yard just screams "I take my rebuilds and maintenance seriously."
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11/23/2020 6:15pm
Really all we need is 1300 people to pitch in a dollar and we could own this thing.
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aeffertz 11/24/2020 6:42pm
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Nothing gives me more confidence in a seller than “I rebuilt the motor and now it doesn’t run”.

Also, the house looks like it was set on fire, blown up and took half the bike parts along with the garbage cans and furniture with it.
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FGR01 11/25/2020 7:53am
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aeffertz wrote:
Nothing gives me more confidence in a seller than “I rebuilt the motor and now it doesn’t run”. Also, the house looks like it was set...
Nothing gives me more confidence in a seller than “I rebuilt the motor and now it doesn’t run”.

Also, the house looks like it was set on fire, blown up and took half the bike parts along with the garbage cans and furniture with it.
When the seller uses the word Jug to refer to the cylinder in his Blaster motor in his 2003 YZ250F, that is precisely when you know you are dealing with a Master Mechanic.



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AH387 11/25/2020 7:59am
11/25/2020 7:59am
Sometimes I browse FB marketplace just for LOLs.

I'm totally convinced that 00 has a fresh rebuild, btw haha. And that YZF with the Blaster motor is amazing. That pipe!
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omalley 11/25/2020 8:45am
11/25/2020 8:45am
aeffertz wrote:
Nothing gives me more confidence in a seller than “I rebuilt the motor and now it doesn’t run”. Also, the house looks like it was set...
Nothing gives me more confidence in a seller than “I rebuilt the motor and now it doesn’t run”.

Also, the house looks like it was set on fire, blown up and took half the bike parts along with the garbage cans and furniture with it.
FGR01 wrote:
When the seller uses the word Jug to refer to the cylinder in his Blaster motor in his 2003 YZ250F, that is precisely when you know...
When the seller uses the word Jug to refer to the cylinder in his Blaster motor in his 2003 YZ250F, that is precisely when you know you are dealing with a Master Mechanic.



“What? Honda’s bragging about their dual mufflers centralizing mass? Hold my beer...”
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omalley 11/25/2020 8:46am
11/25/2020 8:46am
I’ll bet they both wheelie in all the gears and aren’t for beginners...Laughing
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Boomslang 11/25/2020 10:02am
11/25/2020 10:02am
DownSouth wrote:
The likely culprit for not starting is the squirrels nest in the airbox cutting off air flow. Woohoo
You mean the squirrel thats jammed against the reed block...
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