Edited Date/Time
11/11/2020 9:49am
Back story. Lately every single time I bid something before I even get out of the yard the homeowners are on the internet, what's the name of it again, what model, what part number, I have a friend who's a contractor, he can get it wholesale, how much do you get them for, how much is the installation, what about this brand, these are cheaper and on and on and on. So yesterday I was trying to get something done and was texting back and forth with this customers for hours explaining how the warry works if it's bought online yada yada, I wouldn't tell him how much of my price was for the part and how much for the fittings and how much is the labor, how much is the dump fee for the old one, the dude was relentless. So I sent a text to my son venting about it. Here's the text
"I sort of hope he buys one and wants me to put it in for cheap so I can put him off for months until he finally quits, fucking over this I found it on the internet for this price shit. How much does it cost you? Whats your install price ? Does the guy go into a restaurant and ask the owner how much he paid for the fucking steak he ordered ? 24 dollars for a steak ? how much did it cost you / It's pretty much the same thing right ?
Then I proceeded to send it right to the customer....
And there aint no "Unsend" button....... fuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeeeee........
"I sort of hope he buys one and wants me to put it in for cheap so I can put him off for months until he finally quits, fucking over this I found it on the internet for this price shit. How much does it cost you? Whats your install price ? Does the guy go into a restaurant and ask the owner how much he paid for the fucking steak he ordered ? 24 dollars for a steak ? how much did it cost you / It's pretty much the same thing right ?
Then I proceeded to send it right to the customer....
And there aint no "Unsend" button....... fuuuuuuuuuuuck meeeeeee........
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got a text the next day "sorry you have the wrong number but i'd be mad too that movie is awesome"
Deepak Chopra
"Hope your ready to get freaky tonight". Kinda awkward.
Another time I sent my old boss a text with a link. It was an add for black Dodge Durango. After you clicked the link there was a pic of a huge well.... You know. He wasn't happy. It was his fault for having the same name as a co worker.
Or start.
I was texting my wife one day and my sons mate text me about a price for a repair ( he was 14 ) and the text for my wife went to a 14 year old lad.... not cool to say the least. Was along the lines of I’m going to be balls deep I. You tonight you dirty thing. 5 years later he still laughs at me.
I called him a dumbass for his last response, and told him to go back to drinking, asshole. (He's a buddy, so it was in jest).
I get a reply back from an unfamiliar number...
"I don't know who Jim is, but I can be a bit of an asshole, and a dumbass on occasion.
Have you tried ramping up the FVD slowly before going full power...."
And went on with a couple of tips to try. He evidently knows something about variable frequency drives. We had a good laugh.
Pit Row
Hahaha!
Not a wrong number, but a auto-correct.
My son was supposed to be at home by the time I got home with his new girlfriend. (He was 16-17).
The wife texted him, "Dad's home, come home soon, and bring condoms". I guess it botched the girlfriend's name.
Him, "Uh, yeah OK..."
"Progressive rate?"
"What about getting the preload right for the proper amount of sag?"
I think the compression feels good, but probably need a bit more rebound"
I sent a text after seeing him saying “never guess who I’ve just seen, what a f***king wa**er* then proceeded to send it to the guy, in stead of my other buddy. Wasn’t great I’ve gotta say
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