Moto Clichés

Zeke27G
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Zeke27G 1/17/2020 7:22am
1/17/2020 7:22am
"kit"...no, it's "GEAR"!!
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Tarz483 1/17/2020 7:26am
1/17/2020 7:26am
Talisker wrote:
Win on Sunday....Sell on Monday....

Another one is.... “We need to grow the sport”
The sport will not grow with decreasing bike sales, period!!!!
"We need to grow the sport" means we need to find ways to increase sales and participation. Some can buy used and still participate.
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bvm111 1/17/2020 7:41am
1/17/2020 7:41am
Color way

No dude you have blue gear on!
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bvm111 1/17/2020 7:45am
1/17/2020 7:45am
Another one... “We”

Joey, who is this “we” you speak of when you give your interviews?

I guess that’s not really a cliche, but it annoys the shit out of me so thought I would throw that up!
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Racer_Twentynine 1/17/2020 7:49am
1/17/2020 7:49am
I think Ricky has lost the keys to the race and thats a good thing.
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OldnBroken 1/17/2020 7:52am
1/17/2020 7:52am
Damn!! I was just about to post "We" and then any sentence that follows. I rode like shit, the team repaired my bike. We did nothing together. For the record I also don't like "We're pregnant"...gives me the shivers haha. Also, Keys to the race - shouldn't they just say "Be the first rider to cross the finish line at the end of the race"..?
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Frodad78 1/17/2020 7:56am
1/17/2020 7:56am
Say a bunch of things about why they rode like shit and then follow up with " No excuses though!!" haha
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dirtbikemike 1/17/2020 7:58am
1/17/2020 7:58am
I cringe every time I hear the question: What is going through your mind right now? or What does it mean to you? Along with the assorted "I mean", "you know" and "like,like,like,like….." Home school sounding illiterates. Does anyone practice interviews on camera and watch how dumb they sound?
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TheNewOriginal 1/17/2020 8:06am
1/17/2020 8:06am
OldnBroken wrote:
Damn!! I was just about to post "We" and then any sentence that follows. I rode like shit, the team repaired my bike. We did nothing...
Damn!! I was just about to post "We" and then any sentence that follows. I rode like shit, the team repaired my bike. We did nothing together. For the record I also don't like "We're pregnant"...gives me the shivers haha. Also, Keys to the race - shouldn't they just say "Be the first rider to cross the finish line at the end of the race"..?
There are lot of people, in addition to the rider involved in a win. Do you think Mitch Payton and the team contribute nothing to a Pro Circuit win, it's all rider... ? Did the rider build the engine, maintain the practice bike, setup his own suspension, build the practice tracks, find his own marketing to fund the team...? Proper way is to say "I' when you fk up and "we" when you do well.
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Kenny Lingus 1/17/2020 8:23am
1/17/2020 8:23am
The cost of four strokes is killing the sport, here is a video on how to put thousands more into it.
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Holigan 1/17/2020 8:23am
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aeffertz wrote:
What are you tired of hearing? I think what makes me roll my eyes the most is when someone says one to you as if they're...
What are you tired of hearing? I think what makes me roll my eyes the most is when someone says one to you as if they're the first person to say it.

Example: Want to make a million dollars racing? Start with 2 million!
Correction, "Want to lose a few hundred thousand in racing, start with 2 million."
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Markee 1/17/2020 8:27am
1/17/2020 8:27am
"Yeah, No, For Sure"
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Mr. Afterbar 1/17/2020 8:32am
1/17/2020 8:32am
“Greased”
“Send it”
“Kit”

I could go on and on all day. People just need to ride their damn bikes and quit worrying about looking and sounding cool. You want to be cool, learn how to ride.
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644 1/17/2020 8:40am
1/17/2020 8:40am
"I had a chance to talk to ________" .

Listen to the broadcast and make that a drinking game and tell me how it goes. lol!
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Spudnut 1/17/2020 8:49am
1/17/2020 8:49am
“My dealer wants me on a _______ this year”
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philG 1/17/2020 8:52am
1/17/2020 8:52am
' I rode my own race'

Were you expecting to ride someone elses' then. ?

and

' it's a must situation'.

WTF
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Tarz483 1/17/2020 8:52am
1/17/2020 8:52am
"Just hitting my marks"
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mb60 1/17/2020 8:54am
1/17/2020 8:54am
Hauling the Mail. Please drop the stupid remark.
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hellbillyohio 1/17/2020 8:58am
1/17/2020 8:58am
Huck a buck sounds terrible.

How about back in high school the football star saying " all you do is get on it and twist it" Dizzy
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mwssquad827 1/17/2020 9:03am
1/17/2020 9:03am Edited Date/Time 1/17/2020 9:06am
People telling me that my dirtbike is going to kill me one day!!

I’m 38🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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TDeath21 1/17/2020 9:17am
1/17/2020 9:17am
X rider is fighting with bike setup. No they just weren’t good that round.
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AHRMA361 1/17/2020 9:19am
1/17/2020 9:19am
MotoRcross

"Looks like he's on a heater Daniel"
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CMcBain 1/17/2020 9:22am
1/17/2020 9:22am
"Set sail"
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RoflCopter726 1/17/2020 10:21am
1/17/2020 10:21am
dirtbikemike wrote:
I cringe every time I hear the question: What is going through your mind right now? or What does it mean to you? Along with the...
I cringe every time I hear the question: What is going through your mind right now? or What does it mean to you? Along with the assorted "I mean", "you know" and "like,like,like,like….." Home school sounding illiterates. Does anyone practice interviews on camera and watch how dumb they sound?
If anyone here ever meets dirtbikemike in person, he is the real life grammar police. Laughing
RoflCopter726 1/17/2020 10:22am
1/17/2020 10:22am
Zeke27G wrote:
"kit"...no, it's "GEAR"!!
Thank you, I share the same sentiment. It will always be gear!
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ProKawi24 1/17/2020 10:52am
1/17/2020 10:52am
"At the end of the day..."

What really makes me scream out loud though is when I hear someone gave it "110%".... really?!? First of all, that's not a real number. It's 0-100%. 2nd - if you gave it 110%...why not 120%? Why not 150%??? Drives me fucking insane!
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Dirty Points 1/17/2020 10:55am
1/17/2020 10:55am
ProKawi24 wrote:
"At the end of the day..." What really makes me scream out loud though is when I hear someone gave it "110%".... really?!? First of all...
"At the end of the day..."

What really makes me scream out loud though is when I hear someone gave it "110%".... really?!? First of all, that's not a real number. It's 0-100%. 2nd - if you gave it 110%...why not 120%? Why not 150%??? Drives me fucking insane!
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ProKawi24 1/17/2020 10:58am
1/17/2020 10:58am
^^^ Nigel is the exception Smile
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Brent_Apodaca 1/17/2020 11:19am
1/17/2020 11:19am
-MAVERICK- wrote:
Keys to the race:

Grab a good start.

Yeah, no shit!
My Mom didn't put too much into learning about professional motocross. However every time we had the races on in the house she would always say " I could have told you that , whats tip 2 don't fall down?".
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