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When I was 10 I used to like signing my name, "David Feldman, Esquire." Not because I thought I wanted to be a lawyer, I wasn't even sure what "Esq." meant. I did it because that's how cartoon hero Bugs Bunny signed his name.
Well, old Bugs better be careful when he's in California (he was seen recently at Six Flags Magic Mountain). It turns out a California lawyer whose license had been suspended continued to use the moniker in correspondence and court filings when he was representing himself. He also did other things implying he was a lawyer, like his email had the word "law" in it and, oh yeah, he had letterhead that said "Law Offices of..."
His defense in using "Esquire" was, among other things, that people who read the magazine Esquire call themselves that, according to the ABA Journal News Weekly. No one ever said lawyers are not creative.
So of course the California bar examiners recommended disbarring him (he had several other bad ethical instances as well). Timely as I am now in Los Angeles visiting our firm's headquarters and clients"
Did you hear the one about the lawyer who.....
https://youtu.be/F-t8PngHgWY
https://youtu.be/DH17aJ5uQEg?start=820
https://www.vitalmx.com/forums/Hall-of-Fame,25/TRAVIS-PASTRANA,4043?unr…
Holy crap....Vital has been here 12 years?
How long were we at Motodrive? Like 4 years?
Pit Row
signed, Newmannesque
https://youtu.be/yhfZIUYZunI?rel=0
It's the throwing around of toothless legal threats to a bunch of anonymous randos on a fan forum that's the embarrassing weak-sauce move.
-Disrespectful Vital Loser, Etc...
Loses factory ride, goes to new private team.
Bike grenades multiple times, bike finally stays running and he makes the main.
He grenades himself through the whoops, but gets going again without too much damage.
Video posted on vital of him "cheating", vital throws a grenade on him.
Justin Starling clears Mitchell's name, and proves he did not cheat. All is well.
Mitchell's Dad comes to Vital, and throws another grenade into the Vital drama brigade.
And the rough year continues....
Where the hell is peely?
Anyhow, this is why Brian, quite rightfully, stepped in and how it's not fair to talk crap on message boards when to do so can have serious implications in the real world. Also, balancing First Amendment rights with the effects statements on the forum can have is the fine line that GuyB treads in policing this mad house (rather him than me!).
Cheers
Simon Cragg, Esq., Esq.
You guys better listen
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