Best Craiglist Lies!

Edited Date/Time 12/22/2015 5:14pm
A few years back when I was looking to buy a race bike for my son I searched bikefinds for weeks looking the right bike at the right price. Found one in TN that was too perfect to be good, but with pictures (in the right light) and several phone conversations the dude convinced me the bike was 100% as listed. Boy he talked the talk, had me convinced he built this for his kid to make a run at Lorettas but they decided to switch to the Honda 4stroke at the last minute.
Bike was supposed to have; new rims, spokes, hubs, tires, brake rotors, sprockets and chain, freshly redone suspension, new bearings, handlebars, levers, break in hours blah blah. The whole package, national quality KX85!
It was around Christmas and I fell for the sob story of having to dump it to get the 150r ready for the run! He went as far as to make plans for us to come up and ride with him for a few days and he was going to work with my son on technique. Well we had a race come up so a friend went and picked it up for me. He didn't know any better, knew nothing about bikes.
Get the bike home and it was a joke. The best part was the "new" wheels where freshly SPRAY PAINTED STOCKERS, cheap crap too. I mean painted it all. Spokes, nipples, caps and all.... Suspension was SHOT.... Choke wouldn't stay up, clutches shot... Hear is the kicker though. The oil seal for the front sprocket was shot, pissing oil... I was so pissed when I called him, that was the first thing I asked about. What he told me blew me away! This fool said, "Yeah man, I do them that way. My dad taught me to do it that way, it keeps the chain good and lubed.... Woohoo Huh Dry At that point I knew it was a lost cause. He was in another state and obviously so full of crap I would waste time and money trying to go any farther... I chalked up to a HUGE lesson learned... I took that bike and actually turned it into the level of bike I wanted. Turned it into a Barrs Comp powered 109 Supermini with all the goodies! Took the season overall in his first full year of racing!
Glad I learned my lesson before we moved to the big bikesLaughing
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12/22/2015 10:57am
I boycotted CL. I only buy bikes via word-of-mouth. I just don't have time to mingle with the dregs of society over buckets of bolts anymore.
12/22/2015 11:06am
I boycotted CL. I only buy bikes via word-of-mouth. I just don't have time to mingle with the dregs of society over buckets of bolts anymore.
I will still take a deal if I can lay eyes on it personally. If I buy used I buy at the price of planning on going through the entire bike...
12/22/2015 11:07am
A peeve of mine is when you have a kx250 listed as "no trades" and every single person wants to trade you a 125 two stroke or a stupid dr125 four banger. Even if I wanted to trade, why would I trade to a much smaller bike?
Tpog496
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12/22/2015 11:08am
Never bought any bikes on cl. Mostly because I just find it too risky buying used 4 strokes.

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MR. X
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12/22/2015 11:11am
I like the ones where they have to sell it to meet some financial obligations and then add in the last sentence that they may be open to trade for a 4x4 , jetski or paintball gun.
12/22/2015 11:26am
I boycotted CL. I only buy bikes via word-of-mouth. I just don't have time to mingle with the dregs of society over buckets of bolts anymore.
sgrimmxdad wrote:
I will still take a deal if I can lay eyes on it personally. If I buy used I buy at the price of planning on...
I will still take a deal if I can lay eyes on it personally. If I buy used I buy at the price of planning on going through the entire bike...
I hear ya. That's the mingle part. I just dont like driving over to some rednecks house, going out to his shed to look at his piece of shit that he has placed sentimental value on. It's like "No dude, your 88 CR500 is not worth 3,850, I dont care that a service Honda costs 12K." Can you get good deals? yea. but to me the juice isnt worth the squeeze. i applaud your patience, though, and I wish I had it.
jeffro503
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12/22/2015 11:38am
I've bought a couple , sold a lot on CL. Never had a bad experience yet. BUT.....I have had to weed through potential buyers in which either low balled me or sounded fishy. I've looked at bikes to buy and turned them down too. I always try to meet at a public place and NEVER tell them you are bringing cash! Say you wanna check it out first. I sold my Kawi 450 a couple months ago to a kid. We met at Hillsboro Motosports , and he loves the bike still today. I've sold computer parts , gym equipment , RC airplane parts and motors and numerous other things on there and like I was saying , not one bad deal. You have to try and be smart about doing it , and don't feel bad telling someone no. But I do hear you guys.....there are a lot of scumbags out there that will take advantage of you if you let them.
scooter5002
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12/22/2015 12:17pm
I listed my 09 Zook on Kijiji, same thing as Craigslist. The bike needed to be assembled, has a brand new motor, it just needed to go away. Priced it right, made it clear it was an IKEA bike, and stressed NO TRADES in my ad. Cash deal only, and price firm.

Only one asshole replies, in text, first he wants to dicker over the price. "Sorry, can you not read?" was my reply. Really didn't give a shit, I knew this was a non starter from the get go. He says he only has this much money, blah blah blah. Then I guess you only get that much bike, and it's not enough for THIS one. Phone goes silent, 10 minutes later, wants to know if I'll trade for a home theatre system. Paid 2G for it. Really. When was that, 198fuckin7?! Not interested. Another few minutes, Maggot is back. Wants to know if I'd be interested in a couple of skids of landscape pavers. Actually, at this point, I'd be interested in you showing up at my house, so I can shove them up your ass. People can be incredibly annoying at times. Still have the bike.
hvaughn88
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12/22/2015 12:21pm
jeffro503 wrote:
I've bought a couple , sold a lot on CL. Never had a bad experience yet. BUT.....I have had to weed through potential buyers in which...
I've bought a couple , sold a lot on CL. Never had a bad experience yet. BUT.....I have had to weed through potential buyers in which either low balled me or sounded fishy. I've looked at bikes to buy and turned them down too. I always try to meet at a public place and NEVER tell them you are bringing cash! Say you wanna check it out first. I sold my Kawi 450 a couple months ago to a kid. We met at Hillsboro Motosports , and he loves the bike still today. I've sold computer parts , gym equipment , RC airplane parts and motors and numerous other things on there and like I was saying , not one bad deal. You have to try and be smart about doing it , and don't feel bad telling someone no. But I do hear you guys.....there are a lot of scumbags out there that will take advantage of you if you let them.
Same here. Cross my fingers, I haven't had a bad experience yet. That being said, I have had plenty of people contact me with bullshit and/or shady situations. But I don't even respond to most the people. I think it helps that I've never been in a hurry to sell the stuff I put on there.
JRT812
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12/22/2015 12:29pm
I learned to not add "obo" at the end. The crap I was offered was commical at times. I was offered a goat for the ktm I had listed at the time lol. A lot of lessons learned with that being my first bike sold online.
jeffro503
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12/22/2015 12:41pm
Fastest sale I ever had was when I sold my TTR 125. I bought a year before for $1000.00 and only put about 20hrs on it while I was training kids at the track. I cleaned up and went through it and put it up on CL for $1300.00. 15mins later a lady called , said she wanted it for herself. I met up with her an hour later , she plopped the money in my hand , loaded it up for her and she was gone. Less than 2hrs on that sale and no haggling.
downard254
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12/22/2015 1:40pm
I like when they ask you your "best" price. You give it to them, then they offer you less. What idiots. That's when my price starts going up, drastically!Laughing
YZ125H1
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12/22/2015 2:11pm
Found an 08 rm250 when I was searching for a 250t. Was down in a rural area and the bike looked in decent condition from photos. Get there and spent around 30 minutes looking over this piece of crap. Leaky fork seal, outer fork chamber damaged and coating worn, cracked airbox, and an expansion chamber dented beyond belief. I start asking about rear wheel since it is black. Says rear sprocket fell off and destroyed rim. Was not explained in ad at all. Huge gouges in swing from previous issue. Seat was half falling apart and the rear tire was completely shot. Like someone was doing burnouts after winning sx title. Ton more crap on bike was hammered even the frame had some damage. Kept asking him about all the damage he said it was 'normal wear and tear'. Like an idiot I offered 2500 he was at 3200 despite it saying 3k out front his house. He would not budge at all. After a few weeks go by he emails me back saying we can make a deal. Bike wasn't even worth it for a grand. My 04 rm250 was in better condition after being raced a class then hare scrambles and I got it for 1800$ from a guy who was honest about all issues. Have to be careful on cl people do some shady stuff. Wonder if anyone bought that rm lol. Photos were deliberately taken to not show the bad damage. I almost think selling is worse people can't read and try to get a smoking deal when it is already reasonable.
gt80rider
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12/22/2015 2:31pm
I boycotted CL. I only buy bikes via word-of-mouth. I just don't have time to mingle with the dregs of society over buckets of bolts anymore.
X2... I won't buy or sell on CL anymore, I simply trade in my bikes at the dealer.
Hman144
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12/22/2015 2:40pm
Lies? Like all the ads that have a bike that doesn't run, and the seller says something like "bike just needs XXX repair. Parts are $23 on ebay".

So if it's that easy, fix it and sell it for $400 more than you're asking now.
Titan1
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12/22/2015 3:11pm
I was looking for a mini bike...and found a CRF50 and a CRF80 in a package deal, I called, talked to guy, said neither of them ran because they had been sitting for a several years, but that they were great bikes for his kids...and his kids didn't ride them anymore and he just needed the garage space. I was okay with the no running part...figured I'd clean the carb change the oil and i"d be good to go.

Anyway, I was going to pick them up, and one of my kids got sick and I couldn't do it...so I told my dad to pick them up for me, I told him they weren't running.

Anyway, my dad drops them off and tells me their are in my garage. I get home...and neither one of them had motors in them. LOL

I called the guy back and said there is a difference between "doesn't run" and "doesn't have a motor". He disagreed.
12/22/2015 3:18pm
bikes on cl? noo not me. chicks? yeah babyTongue

the calls and offers for anything under the sun but cash do grow old quick.
twnorton
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12/22/2015 3:42pm
downard254 wrote:
I like when they ask you your "best" price. You give it to them, then they offer you less. What idiots. That's when my price starts...
I like when they ask you your "best" price. You give it to them, then they offer you less. What idiots. That's when my price starts going up, drastically!Laughing
I like when they ask for my lowest price.... I respond with what is your highest price? lolol
philG
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12/22/2015 3:48pm
'how much for cash'.............. is there some other way of paying and leaving that i am not aware of ?
downard254
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12/22/2015 5:14pm
downard254 wrote:
I like when they ask you your "best" price. You give it to them, then they offer you less. What idiots. That's when my price starts...
I like when they ask you your "best" price. You give it to them, then they offer you less. What idiots. That's when my price starts going up, drastically!Laughing
twnorton wrote:
I like when they ask for my lowest price.... I respond with what is your highest price? lolol
I like that, gonna use it next time.Cool

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