Motorcross looks easy to me!

Edited Date/Time 9/14/2014 11:10am
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
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9/13/2014 5:22pm
If motorcross is so physically demanding, then why are all the guys riding Harleys fatasses? #truth
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9/13/2014 6:29pm
insert vans off the wall, motocross is easy, i cant figure out how to imbed it
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I must be doing it wrong cause it makes me throw up
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All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
Reading that reminded me of this Blink Laughing

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9/13/2014 7:49pm
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
ocscottie wrote:
Reading that reminded me of this :blink: :laugh:
Reading that reminded me of this Blink Laughing

Omg- when I was young I let my GF take my CR125 for a spin around my parents house. She did the exact same thing..it seems when she went to pull the front brake in it gassed the throttle wide open..she ripped through the yard in a full wheelie and flipped into the woods. Bent the shit out of the radiator and her breastesses were black and blue! Tongue
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9/13/2014 11:28pm
Of course it's easy, nothing to it
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All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
You're right! Nothing to it.
In fact, Milestone has something new for you to try!
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All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
ocscottie wrote:
Reading that reminded me of this :blink: :laugh:
Reading that reminded me of this Blink Laughing

Brad460 wrote:
Omg- when I was young I let my GF take my CR125 for a spin around my parents house. She did the exact same thing..it seems...
Omg- when I was young I let my GF take my CR125 for a spin around my parents house. She did the exact same thing..it seems when she went to pull the front brake in it gassed the throttle wide open..she ripped through the yard in a full wheelie and flipped into the woods. Bent the shit out of the radiator and her breastesses were black and blue! Tongue
Best thing for a situation like that, is good, steady, continuous massage.Woohoo
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All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
Yep, true enough.
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pete24 wrote:
insert vans off the wall, motocross is easy, i cant figure out how to imbed it
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9/14/2014 7:05am
It's "motor-cross" just like riding a scooter but you wear funny colored clothes
9/14/2014 8:30am
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
I been thinkin, and you know what you can do if the damned thing keeps falling over, you can get one of those 4 cycles. You know, the ones with the 4 tires. they have softer seats, too.
9/14/2014 10:07am
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
Look at supercross; all you gotta do is clear the jumps and you'll be going as fast as RV. It's like a video game, once you get it down you got it in the bag.
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9/14/2014 11:10am
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you...
All you gotta do is sit up there on a soft seat and turn the gas on and off. You do gotta balance it so you don't fall over, and oh yeah, you need to know where the brake is so you can stop it. Just sayin!
I have tried this motorcross thing and can comfirm this

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