30 Second Board Girl

5/26/2013 4:45pm
bvm111 wrote:
mine is...she is a crazy brazillian and you can have her because she is out of her friggen mind!!!
HaHa!! I did psycho and hot for the first 30-years of my life.. Man, was that a rough 30-years that I'll probably being paying for, for the rest of my life. Whistling
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5/26/2013 4:45pm
While I agree with you, and my wife may not be the standard for pit board hoisting, I have not been a fan of the Red...
While I agree with you, and my wife may not be the standard for pit board hoisting, I have not been a fan of the Red Bull female contribution so far this season. Also, Dianna is on another level than these chicks, period! The girl is real, and someone I would have no problem with my daughters looking up to. I can go to my local strip club if I want to see fake boobs everywhere, I would much rather see real--no store bought aftermarket, bolt-on parts--girls at the track. Just my preference and I know I'm probably in the minority.
I agree with you about Dianna being on a different level, she's incredible.. This poor girl the thread is about has been catching a lot of shrapnel that I don't think is deserved though. She's not really my type either, but I'm not going to pretend that I wouldn't love to bang the hell out of it!

bvm, pics or it didn't happen!
5/26/2013 4:51pm
nytsmaC wrote:
Homos talking trash about a girl that's way out of their league.

I guarantee 99% of your wives/girlfriends are not in her caliber.
Since when do homos have a wife?
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5/26/2013 5:19pm
nytsmaC wrote:
Homos talking trash about a girl that's way out of their league.

I guarantee 99% of your wives/girlfriends are not in her caliber.
Since when do homos have a wife?
Man-wives I would assume.By the sounds of it,lots of them on here.Blink

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5/26/2013 5:59pm
Dianna is better but I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Wink
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5/26/2013 8:53pm
Conservative closet boys. Way hotter than DD.
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5/26/2013 9:11pm
MXMattii wrote:
Not this girl but the gate girl who shows the "HEAT 1/HEAT 2" signs was SMOKING HOT & natural! At one point they showed them both...
Not this girl but the gate girl who shows the "HEAT 1/HEAT 2" signs was SMOKING HOT & natural! At one point they showed them both before the commercials.
".....SMOKING HOT & natural!...showed them both before the commercials."

Showed both what?
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5/26/2013 11:06pm
lack of pics in this thread is fail.
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5/27/2013 2:12am
I think the brunette from last year was really good looking!

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5/27/2013 4:21am
nytsmaC wrote:
Homos talking trash about a girl that's way out of their league.

I guarantee 99% of your wives/girlfriends are not in her caliber.
hahaha....
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5/27/2013 8:22am
DD is the standard, none better!

5/27/2013 8:38am
If I was in charge of deciding the 30 second girl I would be thinking more long term and try to ask the tough questions. Will her boobs be able to produce milk if I got her pregnant? What will they look like in 20 years? Does she know how to count to 30? Can she handle turning a card sideways and bouncing off the track when someone points at her? You guys are really asking a lot of someone who's job is to smile and be on TV for five seconds.
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5/27/2013 8:54am

I really dig the girl on the right so more pictures are welcome! Cool
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5/27/2013 8:55am
johansen wrote:
I think the brunette from last year was really good looking! [img]http://images.motorcycle-usa.com/PhotoGallerys/xlarge/250-Podium-RedBud.jpg[/img]
I think the brunette from last year was really good looking!

X2!!!!! The girl to her right is back this year (as seen above with the 30 second board). Haven't seen the Red Bull brunette yet, she was the best they had.
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5/28/2013 8:42am
MXMattii wrote:
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/35lc6bq.jpg[/img] I really dig the girl on the right so more pictures are welcome! B)

I really dig the girl on the right so more pictures are welcome! Cool
Really no one knows who's the girl on the right?! No pictures?!
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5/28/2013 9:09am
motokid40 wrote:
DD is the standard, none better! [URL=http://s46.photobucket.com/user/motokid40/media/DianaD001.jpg.html][IMG]http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/motokid40/DianaD001.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
DD is the standard, none better!

This.
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5/28/2013 9:57am
man... some of you guys are fucking BRUTAL. my dad and i both did the "holy shit" when that girl was on the screen

i imagine the naysayers are closer to this picture than they think
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5/28/2013 10:17am
Are they getting local talent for the 30 sec. board girl at each round?

Probably means a Portland area lesbian with armpit hair for Washougal...if so.Tongue
5/28/2013 10:35am
grimey wrote:
Borderline Butterface
winner.

her friend sure was hot though, she should of been doing the 30 second board...
5/28/2013 10:38am
MXMattii wrote:
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/35lc6bq.jpg[/img] I really dig the girl on the right so more pictures are welcome! B)

I really dig the girl on the right so more pictures are welcome! Cool
that one...
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5/28/2013 10:57am
VIA TWMX

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Frodad78 wrote:
VIA TWMX [img]https://motocross.transworld.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/441/files/2013-thunder-valley-kick/rocky_mountain_racing_2013_thunder_valley_kickstart_38.jpg[/img]
VIA TWMX

I'm in love!
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5/28/2013 12:18pm
One on the rights name is Chantel Parker.
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5/28/2013 12:48pm
While I agree with you, and my wife may not be the standard for pit board hoisting, I have not been a fan of the Red...
While I agree with you, and my wife may not be the standard for pit board hoisting, I have not been a fan of the Red Bull female contribution so far this season. Also, Dianna is on another level than these chicks, period! The girl is real, and someone I would have no problem with my daughters looking up to. I can go to my local strip club if I want to see fake boobs everywhere, I would much rather see real--no store bought aftermarket, bolt-on parts--girls at the track. Just my preference and I know I'm probably in the minority.
haha, doesn't DD have bolt-ons?

I'd do my best with each and every one of them.
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5/28/2013 2:06pm
I agree on the fake boobs thing. Maybe I'm showing my age but I HATE bolt-ons! It's not an attractive look at all and I've never...
I agree on the fake boobs thing. Maybe I'm showing my age but I HATE bolt-ons! It's not an attractive look at all and I've never seen a pair that you couldn't tell were fake from a mile away! I don't get why women will mutilate their own bodies to get implants sewn into their chest, and I don't get why guys get turned on by them. But then again I'm more of a ass or legs guy anyway. Wink
I'm going to assume that you were being rhetorical when you said...

"I don't get why women will mutilate their own bodies to get implants sewn into there chests"

Because to assume anything else, after reading 90% of the posts in this thread, would mean that you
are an ignorant dipshit, and you really need to get a grip on reality.

But, going with the first option, I'm with you... I don't like fake boobs, and its sad that so many women get criticized for anything to do with physical attributes that they feel the need to go under the knife to change it. I think its just as sad, that a 30 second board gal will get wind of all of her haters on vital, and will come on here and see this bullshit.

To the others? Yeah, I guess we have that free speach thing, on top of hiding behind a screen name going on. Go ahead and keep knocking down anyone you feel is less than perfect... Just don't do it around me, because I can Goodandgoddamguaranatee that you'll wake up with a fuckuva headache.

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