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I now refer to Canada as the Combover Territories. 

Welcome to the U.S., please try to assimilate. 🙃

I mean, damn, that’s jus’ mean.

Funny; but, mean. 🤣

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The Moto peeps in Quebec are awesome 

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I was volunteer "wrenching" for my buddy at the 2007 Gopher Dunes National.  I was using his tools (FML - should have brought my own box)...

I was volunteer "wrenching" for my buddy at the 2007 Gopher Dunes National.  I was using his tools (FML - should have brought my own box) and couldn't find a 15mm wrench.

I yelled to the guy standing on the back of the fun-mover next to us  - "Hey, can I use a 15mm wrench"

In a sheepish-dickish sounding reply, he said - "Only zee French"

So I said - "Only French people can use your wrenches? That's fucked"

Immediately, someone from the back of the fun-mover yells - "He only speaks French you fucking asshole"

Then we drank beers after the race. 

More than likely spoke English also. Most of those assholes do. I did have a good experience at Montreal supercross. I can’t remember the kawi team but they scrambled to get me a tank since the pump on mine went or whatever the hell was on the bottom. Don’t know if the guy even made the main so that was commendable. 

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My first experience driving in Canada was interesting. 

We went in north of International Falls Mn. My turn to drive again.  Full sized van. Get through customs, off we go to Souix Lookout, Ontario. 

I was thinking people must be great drivers because I was working my ass off keeping this turd on the road just doing the speed limit.  I made some comment about it and my brother said "the signs are KPH". Well, fuck!

I made some time for a while then.

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I'd love it if we became the 51st state. Trudeau absolutely destroyed and sold out Canada to the point it doesn't even feel like home anymore. I don't think there's any saving it it's so far gone, it would take generations to undo the damage. 

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I'd love it if we became the 51st state. Trudeau absolutely destroyed and sold out Canada to the point it doesn't even feel like home anymore...

I'd love it if we became the 51st state. Trudeau absolutely destroyed and sold out Canada to the point it doesn't even feel like home anymore. I don't think there's any saving it it's so far gone, it would take generations to undo the damage. 

Would it become the 51st state, or would each province become a state...

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1/8/2025 7:44pm Edited Date/Time 1/8/2025 7:48pm

Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.



 

Free huh?  Yeah ok 😀  i bet you would get speedy service too on that "free" visit

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/roseanne-milburn-lose-leg-post-…

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NorCal1975 wrote:

Free huh?  Yeah ok 😀  i bet you would get speedy service too on that "free" visit

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/roseanne-milburn-lose-leg-post-…

Dang, that was brutal!!

I offered the doctor Montreal Canidiens tickets and she told me to F off. Whatever, eh.

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Fuck aboot and find oot

When the British Burned Washington, D.C. | HISTORY

In other words:

 

or, more simply

 

And just for funsies, a couple of Canadian beer commercials to go with it. 

 

 

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BH_84 wrote:
  Fuck aboot and find ootIn other words: or, more simply And just for funsies, a couple of Canadian beer commercials to go with it.   

 

Fuck aboot and find oot

When the British Burned Washington, D.C. | HISTORY

In other words:

 

or, more simply

 

And just for funsies, a couple of Canadian beer commercials to go with it. 

 

 

National pride from up north? Nice! 

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National pride from up north? Nice! 

Great Grandpa left a leg at Vimy Ridge and was a major part of the War Amps during WWII, Grandpa lead supply convoys through Holland in WWII. 

I'm alive today because one of the doctors in our healthcare system noticed something and sent me through multiple specialists before they discovered the tumor on my optic nerve. It may not be the fastest or most efficient system, and it could definitely stand to improve, but it works, and didn't plunge my entire family into debt. 

Are we perfect? No. Is our current PM a total knob? Yes. Will our next one be? Almost certainly. Would I rather live under a US flag? Not a snowball's chance in hell. 

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1/9/2025 8:17am

We should annex Canada so we can all finally find out what "Wheel snipes Sally" means. 🙃

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We should annex Canada so we can all finally find out what "Wheel snipes Sally" means. 🙃

Easy

Wheel: Carry the puck (also, pick up chicks)

Snipe: Score top corner, preferably bar down

Celly: Celebrate

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1/9/2025 8:36am Edited Date/Time 1/9/2025 8:43am

I see we’ve got some Real Canadians up in here. Nice!

Now, get to work & get those fucktards the fuck OUT of Ottawa…”Operation Out Of Ottawa”?! 
Four Os?

Let’s get on the same page and Make North American Trade Awesome Again.

Maybe we can get the price of REAL maple syrup down between us??? How about we trade some F35s for some maple syrup, eh? Trade Hockey players for Football players…NO TARIFFS? What do ya think, eh? 

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1/9/2025 9:05am Edited Date/Time 1/9/2025 9:05am

As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys that can't make the NFL and in exchange you get some of our very best hockey players. Crosby, MacKinnon, Makar, Stamkos, the list goes on. That's why the Stanley Cup has lived in the States for the past 30 years. Hell, even our 2 best U20 kids couldn't play in the world juniors because their American NHL teams wouldn't let them go. 

At least my beloved Leafs have the best American player in Auston Matthews. Imagine, a 1/2 Mexican kid born in Cali and raised in AZ is the best player in Canada's hockey Mecca. Strange times. 

As for the maple syrup, you'll have to talk to Quebec about it, we're not doing it. The rest of us can't stand those French pricks. 

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1/9/2025 9:23am

We should annex Canada so we can all finally find out what "Wheel snipes Sally" means. 🙃

BH_84 wrote:

Easy

Wheel: Carry the puck (also, pick up chicks)

Snipe: Score top corner, preferably bar down

Celly: Celebrate

😗

Oh, well that makes perfect sense now 😛

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As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys...

As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys that can't make the NFL and in exchange you get some of our very best hockey players. Crosby, MacKinnon, Makar, Stamkos, the list goes on. That's why the Stanley Cup has lived in the States for the past 30 years. Hell, even our 2 best U20 kids couldn't play in the world juniors because their American NHL teams wouldn't let them go. 

At least my beloved Leafs have the best American player in Auston Matthews. Imagine, a 1/2 Mexican kid born in Cali and raised in AZ is the best player in Canada's hockey Mecca. Strange times. 

As for the maple syrup, you'll have to talk to Quebec about it, we're not doing it. The rest of us can't stand those French pricks. 

Psssst…I get my syrup from Ontario. I’ve done The Sugar Shack Run on sleds.

Hell, time to make some calls…need to drop by the lake up near Thunder Bay on an east coast SX trip. 

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How to fix a broken vacuum.

If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.

It will start sucking right away.
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How to fix a broken vacuum.If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.It will start sucking...

How to fix a broken vacuum.

If you ever come a cross a broken vacuum, put a toronto maple leaf hockey jersey on it.

It will start sucking right away.

Tough joke to make when they’re leading the best division in the league and on a 5 game winning streak. 

Now if only they could get it done in the playoffs…

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I knew it was a stretch. 😂

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BH_84 wrote:
As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys...

As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys that can't make the NFL and in exchange you get some of our very best hockey players. Crosby, MacKinnon, Makar, Stamkos, the list goes on. That's why the Stanley Cup has lived in the States for the past 30 years. Hell, even our 2 best U20 kids couldn't play in the world juniors because their American NHL teams wouldn't let them go. 

At least my beloved Leafs have the best American player in Auston Matthews. Imagine, a 1/2 Mexican kid born in Cali and raised in AZ is the best player in Canada's hockey Mecca. Strange times. 

As for the maple syrup, you'll have to talk to Quebec about it, we're not doing it. The rest of us can't stand those French pricks. 

TeamGreen wrote:
Psssst…I get my syrup from Ontario. I’ve done The Sugar Shack Run on sleds.Hell, time to make some calls…need to drop by the lake up near...

Psssst…I get my syrup from Ontario. I’ve done The Sugar Shack Run on sleds.

Hell, time to make some calls…need to drop by the lake up near Thunder Bay on an east coast SX trip. 

Hey, I can set you up with some syrup. How many drums ya want? 😉

If you get to the right coast, shoot me a PM and I'll hook you up personally. And it won't be that PQ stuff. 🤐

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BH_84 wrote:
As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys...

As of right now any defecit the US has with Canada is (in our opinion) offset by the hockey/football trade-off. You send us all the guys that can't make the NFL and in exchange you get some of our very best hockey players. Crosby, MacKinnon, Makar, Stamkos, the list goes on. That's why the Stanley Cup has lived in the States for the past 30 years. Hell, even our 2 best U20 kids couldn't play in the world juniors because their American NHL teams wouldn't let them go. 

At least my beloved Leafs have the best American player in Auston Matthews. Imagine, a 1/2 Mexican kid born in Cali and raised in AZ is the best player in Canada's hockey Mecca. Strange times. 

As for the maple syrup, you'll have to talk to Quebec about it, we're not doing it. The rest of us can't stand those French pricks. 

TeamGreen wrote:
Psssst…I get my syrup from Ontario. I’ve done The Sugar Shack Run on sleds.Hell, time to make some calls…need to drop by the lake up near...

Psssst…I get my syrup from Ontario. I’ve done The Sugar Shack Run on sleds.

Hell, time to make some calls…need to drop by the lake up near Thunder Bay on an east coast SX trip. 

ns503 wrote:
Hey, I can set you up with some syrup. How many drums ya want? 😉If you get to the right coast, shoot me a PM and...

Hey, I can set you up with some syrup. How many drums ya want? 😉

If you get to the right coast, shoot me a PM and I'll hook you up personally. And it won't be that PQ stuff. 🤐

Why don't we all just team up and steal some from the French?

https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/great-canadian-maple-…

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Just don't make us add to the Geneva Conventions again. 

Who wants to start a war - Imgflip

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2/11/2025 1:58pm

I used to like Canada and the Canucks...but after reading the crazy posts by them in here....not so much anymore. :o(

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I used to like Canada and the Canucks...but after reading the crazy posts by them in here....not so much anymore. :o(

Don’t write them off just yet. We still have Maverick and a few others👍

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2/11/2025 2:04pm Edited Date/Time 2/11/2025 2:04pm

I used to like Canada and the Canucks...but after reading the crazy posts by them in here....not so much anymore. :o(

When the face of Canada went from  Strange Brew to  Saint-Narcisse....  I was highly disappointed in them too.  lol

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2/11/2025 2:12pm

I used to like Canada and the Canucks...but after reading the crazy posts by them in here....not so much anymore. :o(

Don’t write them off just yet. We still have Maverick and a few others👍

I have them on probation.  LOL

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