WHY I COULDNT WATCH THE RACE SATURDAY

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Edited Date/Time 2/15/2018 8:00pm
Riders give us every excuse why they cant ride.
Here is my excuse why I couldnt watch the race.
1. The hugger came off my can at the first turn and my hand was frozen.
2. My recliner is set up to stiff and I couldnt get comfortable.
3. WE have been working on the nachos and I burnt the ribs so I cant watch with burnt ribs.
4. Blah Blah Blah
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Brad Company 2/14/2018 8:01pm
2/14/2018 8:01pm
Waiting for my factory PCU so I can stream in hd.
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dsmith 2/14/2018 8:14pm
2/14/2018 8:14pm Edited Date/Time 2/15/2018 6:24am
I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
GeorgiePorgie 2/14/2018 8:20pm
2/14/2018 8:20pm Edited Date/Time 2/14/2018 8:22pm
Ha I was gonna be a dick and just post go home asshole. Just based off your topic. But then I read the content of the post. And....I love your post. Hahahah this is great.


Here’s one:

1. Can’t finish watching because my stream buffered once.

Peely can’t finish watching because his chair exploded due to his lack of checking tolerance and tightening recliner bolts
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86honda 2/14/2018 8:44pm
2/14/2018 8:44pm
GeorgiePorgie wrote:
Ha I was gonna be a dick and just post go home asshole. Just based off your topic. But then I read the content of the...
Ha I was gonna be a dick and just post go home asshole. Just based off your topic. But then I read the content of the post. And....I love your post. Hahahah this is great.


Here’s one:

1. Can’t finish watching because my stream buffered once.

Peely can’t finish watching because his chair exploded due to his lack of checking tolerance and tightening recliner bolts
LOL

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ledger 2/14/2018 8:45pm
2/14/2018 8:45pm
My hugger slipped off too, it's green and has Kawasaki on it, I couldn't finish my drink without it, so I went down the hallway, opened the door to the garage and parked it right there for the rest of the evening. Could have been worse I guess.
GeorgiePorgie 2/14/2018 9:02pm
2/14/2018 9:02pm
ledger wrote:
My hugger slipped off too, it's green and has Kawasaki on it, I couldn't finish my drink without it, so I went down the hallway, opened...
My hugger slipped off too, it's green and has Kawasaki on it, I couldn't finish my drink without it, so I went down the hallway, opened the door to the garage and parked it right there for the rest of the evening. Could have been worse I guess.
Hey, all you lurkers.....contribute More of these type posts in this thread please. I need to keep laughing. .
EZZA 95B 2/14/2018 9:06pm
2/14/2018 9:06pm
EZZA had diarrhoea.
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Drugs are bad mmmkay.
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yz133rider 2/14/2018 9:15pm
2/14/2018 9:15pm
I had to go to the er after my girlfriend became so inspired from the make up to mud segments she jumped on my 450 and whiskeyed into oblivion.

(Just kiddin) those segments arent doing anything for anyone but giving 10 minutes to a nobody. Where as davi milsaps whos almost died for the sport gets a 3 seconds oh hey by the way, type interview.
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ledger 2/14/2018 9:17pm
2/14/2018 9:17pm
EZZA 95B wrote:
EZZA had diarrhoea.
Cool !! Was she good looking ?
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Ted722 2/14/2018 9:22pm
2/14/2018 9:22pm
Curling was on. The Mario to Ice segment was awesome.



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86honda 2/14/2018 9:27pm
2/14/2018 9:27pm
Im super pumped for my team. We had a minor electrical on the grill but I had a great week of training and Im really getting comfortable with the spatula.
WE will get it fixed and WE will come back swinging at Dallas
EZZA 95B 2/14/2018 9:35pm
2/14/2018 9:35pm
ledger wrote:
Cool !! Was she good looking ?
Not Daria...
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eeazye 2/14/2018 9:40pm
2/14/2018 9:40pm
Um, yeah, no, for sure.
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ledger 2/14/2018 9:42pm
2/14/2018 9:42pm Edited Date/Time 2/14/2018 10:08pm
^^^ Laughing Laughing @ EZZA and B and B.
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KMC440 2/14/2018 10:29pm
2/14/2018 10:29pm
I can't thank Barcalounger ... those Sketcher slipons put me there in first and my Sky Vodka and Florida orange juice made closing my eyes as I clicked into REM sleep waaaay to essy.
DavetheVintageGuy 2/15/2018 12:23am
2/15/2018 12:23am
Wheelie Boyz stole my damn TV and I saw it later that day on Instagram.

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EZZA 95B 2/15/2018 3:42am
2/15/2018 3:42am Edited Date/Time 2/15/2018 4:19am
DavetheVintageGuy wrote:
Wheelie Boyz stole my damn TV and I saw it later that day on Instagram.


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DavetheVintageGuy wrote:
Wheelie Boyz stole my damn TV and I saw it later that day on Instagram.
EZZA 95B wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/02/15/244177/s1200_Daves_TV.jpg[/img]


Woohoo Grinning Grinning

This is great, EZZA is a legend Tongue
DavetheVintageGuy 2/15/2018 5:02am
2/15/2018 5:02am
DavetheVintageGuy wrote:
Wheelie Boyz stole my damn TV and I saw it later that day on Instagram.
EZZA 95B wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2018/02/15/244177/s1200_Daves_TV.jpg[/img]


BWAAAHHAAAAHHAAAAA!!!!!!

Dumbgeon HOF bound for sure!

Screen capping it now for posterity.

Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
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downard254 2/15/2018 5:04am
2/15/2018 5:04am Edited Date/Time 2/15/2018 5:04am
My wife wasn't in the mood, so I had to take a LONG shower. Needless to say, when I got out, I had missed the race.Tongue

Edit: I'm not as young as I used to be.
DavetheVintageGuy 2/15/2018 5:10am
2/15/2018 5:10am
downard254 wrote:
My wife wasn't in the mood, so I had to take a LONG shower. Needless to say, when I got out, I had missed the race.:P...
My wife wasn't in the mood, so I had to take a LONG shower. Needless to say, when I got out, I had missed the race.Tongue

Edit: I'm not as young as I used to be.
Sounds like an armpump issue.

A few sprays of 4arm strong should take care of that.
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make1go 2/15/2018 7:04am
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My remote thumb is still injured from overuse at the triple crown race, so we had to watch a dog and pony act instead, it was produced by feld and the stream was choppy.
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kkawboy14 2/15/2018 7:18am
2/15/2018 7:18am Edited Date/Time 2/15/2018 7:19am
8) I was to tired to reclick the link!

9) I got a cat instead!
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Bultaco 2/15/2018 8:33am
2/15/2018 8:33am
did not watch as I am waiting for this warm-up to Motocross thing to be over.
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HenryA 2/15/2018 8:47am
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HAHAHA man Ezza, the comments and the caption! How do you even come up with that shit Laughing
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dcg141 2/15/2018 8:53am
2/15/2018 8:53am
I can't watch anymore KR "back from the dead" segments.
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magoo1982 2/15/2018 9:01am
2/15/2018 9:01am Edited Date/Time 2/15/2018 9:12am
changed to many diapers , got blisters so couldn't use remote , then my 3 yr old hit me with his Big Wheel fell hit my head and got a concussion...couldn't remember what channel race was on
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Steadman 2/15/2018 9:06am
2/15/2018 9:06am
I totally got sucked into the Vitalmx forum black hole and FORGOT the race was on! *Actual picture of me*







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