I get a sweet tooth in the middle of the night sometimes. 2 nights ago I found a couple of chocolate covered peanut butter things in the freezer that my daughter had left there.
I ate em. 2 hours later I was wondering WTF was happening to me. This did nothing but get worse. Much worse. After another hour I could not walk or even stand up. Everything on the TV was gibberish. I felt sick. Getting to the head to take a piss was not happening. I started getting better around 7 AM and by 11:00 I was thinking semi clearly but feeling really weak and tired and that lasted until I woke up the next morning.
I found out from my daughter exactly what I expected. Edibles. The suggested dosage was 1/4 of 1. I ate 2 whole ones. If I had been fully awake I would have read the bag.
Sonofabitch!
Wow, makes me question a lot of things that have happened to me in the past. Not good to leave that sort of thing just laying around. Could have been worse.
Did you give her a couple of dead presidents and ask her to pick up a bakers dozen on her way home ? We won't tell 😁
I did that with caffeine pills I thought were aspirin, took 4. About 3hrs later I thought my heart was going to explode.
Dang Borg! I once ate double the recommended dose and was absolutely miserable. I can only imagine what 8 times the recommended felt like. I'll pass on edibles...what ever happened to the good old skunk weed? Everything now is too strong.
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Thought maybe his weed had some lettuce mixed in with it 😂
Edibles suck. Almost impossible to dose correctly with the delayed onset and wild range of potency.
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I asked the guy guy at the pot store what would help with chronic back pain. He gave me some gummies, 20mg. I took 1 and about an hour later nearly lost my mind. I sat in the chair holding myself down, missed the next day of work too. First and last time I mess with weed.
Lolol oh nooo. 20mg is so much weed if you're not a regular user. Shoot, I partake semi-regularly and when I buy gummies I'll buy 5mg ones and still usually just bite chunks off of them. Too stoned is an awful feeling, and edibles last far too long.
I never really liked just being moderately stoned. The only time I enjoyed pot was when I absolutely knew that I was done for the day and that there was no chance I would have to think clearly for several hours and all I had to do was get the stereo working. Well, enter kids and the pot has to go. Being naturally slow witted I could not afford to be even slightly stupider. Because I live alone now most of the time, I didn't panic because I couldn't think or walk or that my heart was beating like a tommy gun. Nobody depends on me and I set my own work hours. It was still no fucking fun at all. But I knew it would just take time. I kept waking up and checking the TV to see if I could comprehend what anybody was saying. That didn't happen until about 4:00 or 5:00 AM. The rest of the day was also completely fucked. I had the opposite of the munchies and had to keep taking aspirin for the headache.
😆 Did it help with the back pain?
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I haven't smoked weed in like 30 years and now I'm afraid to because it's so potent and different than it used to be, at least from what I hear.
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I use an ejectable one hitter called the Dart. Makes microdosing really easy. The one I have has a replaceable filter too. It also unthreads and comes apart for cleaning.
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I was a regular smoker for years, then quit for work. After getting laid off for the 3rd time, I decided to move on from the defense industry and thought that I might as well start smoking with wife and friends again.
Boy, was I wrong. I may have grown used to it over time, but being a vegetable/zombie from being "over stoned" was no fun at all.
my advice is you can always smoke more, you cant un-smoke the weed. start out small.
one of my first experiences was when i was 18 and a lady i worked with at the local vons gave me two rice crispy treats. At this pint in my life i had smoked maybe a handful of times and very little at a time.... Her husband grew for a living and she had made canna butter with some trimmings, she made the crispys and then dipped them in the butter.....probable about 1500 mg each from the intense hash taste. burned going down and that should have been my first warning. so me and my buddy ate one each at around 6 oclock in the evening. What happened next was one of the most intense psychadelic experiences i ever had in my life. I kept telling myself that in about 6 hours it would be gone and when i thought for sure a few hours had passed i looked at the clock and it has only been a couple of minutes. I remember my buddy impersonating the shakira she wolf dance and thinking i was going to die from laughing. I felt like a mill worm and my whole body hurt from laughing. and then the thought of dieing from laughing made me laugh even harder. The whole night we kept hearing this thumping noise and then in the morning i discovered that my cat that i loved dearly had snuck into the dryer and my dad didnt notice he was in there and turned the dryer on. so when i went to go get a towell i found my cat in the dryer dead. Pretty terrible experience overall. His name was boots and we still have his sister puss. So now we have puss and no boots. shes about 17 years old now. RIP boots.
I had another unexpected mishap with edibles when i was in my mid 20s, i was growing for the dispensarys at the time and was making edibles. I had not been smoking at all for about six months and I had a couple glasses of wine in me and decided to pop one of the 80mg canna caps i was making. Not a good choice. My mouth was so dry that i thought my teeth were going to fall out.
If you dont have an anxiety attack at least once a month your not pushing your limits. Ive gotten multiple friends to get off of opioids by taking weed in edible form and if you have a bad experience it usually means you have some things to sort out in your head, it really helps me get into the zone and do my art stuff and i used to smoke before everytime i rode (the trick is to smoke on the way to the track and then once the affects wear off its easyer to get in the zone) but thats just my experience i wouldnt recommend an amateur to smoke before riding. At oakland futures in 2022 i thought i had an hour before my race and i smoked probably more than i should have, next thing you know about ten minutes later my brother is like dude everyones going to the line lets go, threw my gear on and went down through the tunnel and lined up. It was not my best performance ill say that.... I have not tried driving my racecar with this method yet for the record and do not plan on it🤣....
10 bong hits a day. Big fat ones. Thats where im at. Its totally illegal here yet both my neurologist and primary unofficially endorse it. They encourage me to engage in "brain friendly" activities. Started smoking around 12 years old. Figured out quickly it didn't really make things better, it was just there so I had at it. Then I got married, had kids, started a business. Couldn't be getting high all the time, shit made me lazy and stupid. Turns out that is exactly what i need now. It no longer makes me lazy and stupid so much as just at peace with everything. I could not get that from a pill or a therapist or Dr. That shit really made me crazy. After 5 years of the professional medical community, im left with bong hits.
Whenever I read stuff like this I get so jealous of u guys, I’d have to quit for a year to get that high. I wake up at 5 and take 4-5 dabs before heading twerk at 630. I keep my “penjamin Franklin” on me at all times, rip it chronically. My cousin runs a company so I get it mostly for free, he grows the shit that wins awards but I still supplement every bong/bowl with keif. It wasn’t always free I’ve been trying to set records since 15. I found it helped me tremendously in school and in sports. I took a huge step up in moto after starting. If anyone is in NY come to Claverack tomorrow youll see the 654 up front in the A classes stoned off my rocker. A local hero told me u gotta smoke as close to the gate drop as possible so u can see it in slow motion….i consider myself a very good starter lol 🙃
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Weed and edibles helped my grandma with cancer more than any of the oxys/morphine pills that her doctors were prescribing her. She wouldn’t even take those and would ask my brother and I to bring her some of them herbals lol
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