Mike Alessi Arrested?

7/24/2026 4:20pm

Who remembers the picture of me in bracelets with the Arizona Trooper in front of the Visa sign? Coming home from SLCSX.

 

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7/24/2026 4:52pm
MoogenKen wrote:

Who remembers the picture of me in bracelets with the Arizona Trooper in front of the Visa sign? Coming home from SLCSX.

 

I don't, because I hardly ever come here anymore. Any further info?

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7/24/2026 5:01pm
MoogenKen wrote:

Was it picked up and returned yesterday?

See above. 

MoogenKen wrote:

Gotcha. Maybe have a third party return it. It’ll say more about his character, than her lack of it.  Sounds like a Krazy Karen.

I wouldn’t return shit. Fuck that bitch.

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7/24/2026 5:03pm
MoogenKen wrote:

Who remembers the picture of me in bracelets with the Arizona Trooper in front of the Visa sign? Coming home from SLCSX.

 

I don't, because I hardly ever come here anymore. Any further info?

It’s from the waaay back! 2003, I sat with McGrath in the Pressbox at SLC on his farewell tour. 

It’s not like Mike hurt anybody or did really dumb shit! 

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The Shop

7/24/2026 5:11pm

See above. 

MoogenKen wrote:

Gotcha. Maybe have a third party return it. It’ll say more about his character, than her lack of it.  Sounds like a Krazy Karen.

PNWMXer wrote:

I wouldn’t return shit. Fuck that bitch.

🤣😂😅👍

Funny! 

Mike doesn't roll that way. If she'd just come and give Mike the ole "What for?" Mike would have explained things, profusely apologized, and tried to be her friend for life.

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7/24/2026 5:18pm Edited Date/Time 7/24/2026 5:20pm
wwdiii wrote:

We’re laser pointers involved!

I'm all for dorky humor so I am guessing the majority of the downvotes are for the blatant grammar violation.  @Falcon

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7/24/2026 5:38pm
MPJC wrote:
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in...

He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
 
 

Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your addy so I can start randomly "permanently borrowing" anything I wish! 

He stole a fish net with his daughter there to see it. How people stick up for that, while going ballistic when their own chit gets stolen, is beyond me.

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7/24/2026 5:44pm
MPJC wrote:
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in...

He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
 
 

gt80rider wrote:
Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your...

Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your addy so I can start randomly "permanently borrowing" anything I wish! 

He stole a fish net with his daughter there to see it. How people stick up for that, while going ballistic when their own chit gets stolen, is beyond me.

Would any of this had been broadcast to the World if he wasn’t Mike Alessi? 

PM me your name, dob, and where you live. After I do a thorough background investigation on you, we’ll talk. How many skeletons are in your closet? 

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7/24/2026 5:47pm
MPJC wrote:
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in...

He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
 
 

gt80rider wrote:
Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your...

Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your addy so I can start randomly "permanently borrowing" anything I wish! 

He stole a fish net with his daughter there to see it. How people stick up for that, while going ballistic when their own chit gets stolen, is beyond me.

Do you have a reading comprehension problem? It wasn't permanently borrowed. As of yesterday, three weeks later, the net is still where they dropped it when running from the lightning and rain. How important is that net to the owner when it's 30 feet from where Mike borrowed it? Weeks later?

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7/24/2026 10:06pm
MPJC wrote:
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in...

He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
 
 

gt80rider wrote:
Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your...

Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your addy so I can start randomly "permanently borrowing" anything I wish! 

He stole a fish net with his daughter there to see it. How people stick up for that, while going ballistic when their own chit gets stolen, is beyond me.

This is a remarkably uncharitable take on what I said. 

I'm pretty sure that Mike did not intend to steal the net. If it was my net, I would try to understand what happened and if I was given the explanation offered here, I'd let it go. I try not to be a Karen (or whatever the male equivalent is).  I try to be a reasonable adult who has some understanding for minor indiscretions. To infer from that that I'm ok with stealing is nuts. 

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7/25/2026 12:01am

Nearing 10 pages

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7/25/2026 12:27am

I wonder if he wears the "believe the hype" shirt to court?

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7/25/2026 12:44am
145mx wrote:

I wonder if he wears the "believe the hype" shirt to court?

WTF?

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7/25/2026 1:26am
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Ha, I was just listening to this today. Best record they made.

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7/25/2026 2:37am
145mx wrote:

I wonder if he wears the "believe the hype" shirt to court?

SEEMEFIRST wrote:

WTF?

Either:
1) You have never heard of sarcasm.....

2) You have no idea about "believe the hype".....

either way, educate yourself

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7/25/2026 2:43am
145mx wrote:

I wonder if he wears the "believe the hype" shirt to court?

SEEMEFIRST wrote:

WTF?

145mx wrote:

Either:
1) You have never heard of sarcasm.....

2) You have no idea about "believe the hype".....

either way, educate yourself

You forgot to add #3: you made a stupid joke that landed flat. Take the L and move on…

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7/25/2026 6:05am
145mx wrote:

I wonder if he wears the "believe the hype" shirt to court?

Holy shit how’d you come up with that one. 

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7/25/2026 6:48am
145mx wrote:

I wonder if he wears the "believe the hype" shirt to court?

soggy wrote:

Holy shit how’d you come up with that one. 

This place is full of brain engineers.....

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7/25/2026 6:53am
MPJC wrote:
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in...

He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
 
 

gt80rider wrote:
Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your...

Cool, u amazing dood!! Nice to know I can "permanently borrow" anything from your house, without telling you, or even knowing you personally! Pm me your addy so I can start randomly "permanently borrowing" anything I wish! 

He stole a fish net with his daughter there to see it. How people stick up for that, while going ballistic when their own chit gets stolen, is beyond me.

I don’t see anyone saying this was ok. 

That said, I (and I’m guessing most of us), after receiving an explanation from Mike and evaluating the totality of the circumstances (apparently upstanding guy otherwise, daughter fishing with him, pole barn vs home/garage/etc) would have said “bro, if you’d have asked, I’d have given it to you. Please put it back when you’re done.” Or, if receiving the explanation after the police were involved, and seeing he left the net behind, we would have apologized for wasting LE’s time and declined going forward with charges.


The backlash is to a typical HOA Karen, with apparent connections, demanding charges. Shame on LE for not having the balls to tell her that she can demand all she wants, but this isn’t BK (ie your way right away). At most this should have been a report for documentation or maybe (maybe) a trespass. I wouldn’t have given her that. This reeks of deputies afraid to take a stand because she will call in her political clout and they will be reprimanded. There are times in police work that an officer needs to be able to say “no,” no matter how irate and/or connected the reporting party. 

 

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7/25/2026 7:10am
PNWMXer wrote:
I don’t see anyone saying this was ok. That said, I (and I’m guessing most of us), after receiving an explanation from Mike and evaluating the totality...

I don’t see anyone saying this was ok. 

That said, I (and I’m guessing most of us), after receiving an explanation from Mike and evaluating the totality of the circumstances (apparently upstanding guy otherwise, daughter fishing with him, pole barn vs home/garage/etc) would have said “bro, if you’d have asked, I’d have given it to you. Please put it back when you’re done.” Or, if receiving the explanation after the police were involved, and seeing he left the net behind, we would have apologized for wasting LE’s time and declined going forward with charges.


The backlash is to a typical HOA Karen, with apparent connections, demanding charges. Shame on LE for not having the balls to tell her that she can demand all she wants, but this isn’t BK (ie your way right away). At most this should have been a report for documentation or maybe (maybe) a trespass. I wouldn’t have given her that. This reeks of deputies afraid to take a stand because she will call in her political clout and they will be reprimanded. There are times in police work that an officer needs to be able to say “no,” no matter how irate and/or connected the reporting party. 

 

This 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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7/25/2026 7:42am
MPJC wrote:
He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in...

He was arrested for borrowing and failing to return a small fishing net from a nearby building? The owner of the net involved the police in that? The net is worth what, maybe $20? I’m guessing it’s the principle - that Mike had the audacity to go onto the property. Still, if this is really all it is, it’s almost unbelievably petty - especially if the guy knew the net was there. That’s assuming that the story is as trivial and benign as Harry’s Severed Write Arm indicates - and I’m inclined to believe someone with that username!
 
 

Ha! Yes it's trivial. When I told Mike earlier today "You know that was a mistake to do that?" He said yes, and he was just...

Ha! Yes it's trivial. When I told Mike earlier today "You know that was a mistake to do that?" He said yes, and he was just trying to make his girl's happy. As you can see from the pic above, as of yesterday, this $11 net is still where it was dropped. Mike is not going to try and return it now that charges have been brought. I wouldn't touch it either. The woman doing this is a known troublemaker and is on the Hilliard town council. She once ran for mayor. Nevertheless, Mike knows he screwed up, and he will not make the mistake again. I hope it doesn't come across as me making excuses for him. As I said above, I told him it was wrong. He knows that. 

To y'all that have noted Mike's love for his friends, his family, his fans, Mike says thanks (yes he's read this thread). 

Here's the Mike I know; after coming in from his first practice laps this morning, covered in North Florida sweat, he pulls me a chair up next to his. A generator was powering a fan. I sit down and Mike looks at me and asks, "Are you getting enough air from the fan?" That's the real Mike. 

Sandusky26 wrote:
I would tell Mike not to worry, everyone goes to jail. I've been to the drunk tank 7 times. Met a lot of good people in...

I would tell Mike not to worry, everyone goes to jail. I've been to the drunk tank 7 times. Met a lot of good people in jail. I haven't been back since they don't allow cigarettes anymore.

Just keester 'em .

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7/25/2026 8:41am

Mike, if you are checking this thread out, I can virtually assure you that NO judge will decide to let this move forward. The lady is a fine example of a person who truly believes they are the center of the universe, and you should make an effort to not be within 100 feet of her property.  Mostly, sorry your daughter had to witness that bit of foolishness. 

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7/25/2026 8:55am

Ridiculous to have him arrested for that. Just more evidence that giving women any autonomy was a massive mistake. 

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7/25/2026 9:46am Edited Date/Time 7/25/2026 10:11am

The Alessi family is an interesting dichotomy.

If I only knew what I got from the internet, they are a bunch of entitled pricks that will do anything to get their way, even at the expense of more deserving others.

If I only knew what I got from my friends that know them well, they are good people. Love kids, considerate of others. Tony is highly competent, very conscientious about his work.

I think it's safe to say the T-shirts put a microscope on them such that every mistake, poor judgment, and mental lapse they've ever done has been publicly documented. I absolutely don't condone some of the past behavior, then again if I'm really honest I don't condone some of my own past behavior or motives at times. So my point is just that our perception is formed by just the negative aspects of the family that gets reported. It's biased.

And I can already picture the mob telling me things like Hitler did good things too, does that mean we forgive him. No, I'm not saying that. But if Mother Theresa let the time expire on a parking meter and didn't immediately report the infraction I wouldn't care either. 

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7/25/2026 9:58am
MoogenKen wrote:

That’s BobbyM who’s been permabanned from here. 

CockBobber? That’s strange. He was always so rational when it came to Mike Alessi.😂

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7/25/2026 11:21am
mxaniac wrote:
The Alessi family is an interesting dichotomy.If I only knew what I got from the internet, they are a bunch of entitled pricks that will do...

The Alessi family is an interesting dichotomy.

If I only knew what I got from the internet, they are a bunch of entitled pricks that will do anything to get their way, even at the expense of more deserving others.

If I only knew what I got from my friends that know them well, they are good people. Love kids, considerate of others. Tony is highly competent, very conscientious about his work.

I think it's safe to say the T-shirts put a microscope on them such that every mistake, poor judgment, and mental lapse they've ever done has been publicly documented. I absolutely don't condone some of the past behavior, then again if I'm really honest I don't condone some of my own past behavior or motives at times. So my point is just that our perception is formed by just the negative aspects of the family that gets reported. It's biased.

And I can already picture the mob telling me things like Hitler did good things too, does that mean we forgive him. No, I'm not saying that. But if Mother Theresa let the time expire on a parking meter and didn't immediately report the infraction I wouldn't care either. 

Something about the Believe the Hype shirts, they didn’t make them, nor were they their idea. The Vurb guys had them made, brought them to the race and gave them to Tony. 
Tony and Mike made the choice to wear them, but they wouldn’t have if someone else didn’t make them. 

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7/25/2026 11:40am
SEEMEFIRST wrote:

WTF?

145mx wrote:

Either:
1) You have never heard of sarcasm.....

2) You have no idea about "believe the hype".....

either way, educate yourself

Sully wrote:

You forgot to add #3: you made a stupid joke that landed flat. Take the L and move on…

They're so cute when they're new...

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