Coop on Pulp

defeatist45
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4/29/2026 2:47pm

It’s Webb trying to play head games several races too late and almost a whole race down in points. Nothing he’s done is working, so here we are.

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4/29/2026 3:23pm

I think he would really press the issue with Kenny to “help” Hunter. 

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4/29/2026 3:33pm
jambalaya wrote:
He's as fast as he's ever been. Roczen is finally riding like he was once capable of. No offense to Paul but he's a product of...

He's as fast as he's ever been. Roczen is finally riding like he was once capable of. No offense to Paul but he's a product of Roczen's t-rex arms and Eli's mental frailties 

Mavetism wrote:
I don't want to throw any shade towards Webb, but man 2021 was probably the most tilting I've been watching SX. Ken had everything (almost). Best...

I don't want to throw any shade towards Webb, but man 2021 was probably the most tilting I've been watching SX. Ken had everything (almost). Best one lap speed, starts, almost looked unbeatable for the first 10-15 minutes and then... absolutely crumbled, looked like he couldn't hold on to the bike at all. I think he lost 4 or 5 main events in the last 2-3 minutes that year. Kenny got a lot of hate that season specially for making "excuses". But the way he rides right now I definitely think those weren't excuses at all, he just tried to say how it is. Was probably hard to understand for us how he could look like one of the fastest guys we have ever seen for the first half of the moto and then drop his lap times by multiple seconds.

I still think 2019-2021 Webb wins more than just one overall and also doesn't only get 2 podiums in like 6 races. But still nothing makes me happier than seeing Ken beating him and getting some redemption.

 

I'm pretty sure the late race collapses from Kenny were due to the lingering effects of all those brutal surgeries.Seeing Kenny kick Fat Boy's arse week...

I'm pretty sure the late race collapses from Kenny were due to the lingering effects of all those brutal surgeries.

Seeing Kenny kick Fat Boy's arse week in week out is glorious...

Didn't limegate fuck up Kenny, too? He had to take antibiotics and with his compromised immune system, he got sick. Am I remembering right?

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4/29/2026 3:39pm

I remember hearing “gardening tool with a headache” lol

Someone commented on a post of Ken and his now wife saying something along the lines of his wife is ugly and he should go back to his ex. Kenny responded “Well if you want a hoe and headache go for it”. 

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4/29/2026 4:07pm
DoctorJD wrote:
I wish Kenny would have given him the finger gun when he crossed the finish line Saturday. CW has always had a bur in his ass...

I wish Kenny would have given him the finger gun when he crossed the finish line Saturday. CW has always had a bur in his ass over Kenny, but he (KR) always takes the high road. 

"Never, he's shit"

I'm a big fan of both of these guys, but let's not act like Kenny has always taken the high road.

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4/29/2026 4:47pm
jambalaya wrote:
He's as fast as he's ever been. Roczen is finally riding like he was once capable of. No offense to Paul but he's a product of...

He's as fast as he's ever been. Roczen is finally riding like he was once capable of. No offense to Paul but he's a product of Roczen's t-rex arms and Eli's mental frailties 

To me this is why Tomac is almost the most disappointing rider of the era. The only person who should have beat him was Roczen and vice versa than Kenny had the big injury. Obviously when Stew, RV and Dungey were around early they could but for the bulk of his career Webb, Anderson, Musquin, etc should have only beaten him a handful of times a year. I know 2018 he got hurt round 1 and 2019 he came in with an injury but still. Sexton and Jett are the next era so they almost should beat him and Chase is now the all time mental case. 

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4/29/2026 5:13pm
jambalaya wrote:
He's as fast as he's ever been. Roczen is finally riding like he was once capable of. No offense to Paul but he's a product of...

He's as fast as he's ever been. Roczen is finally riding like he was once capable of. No offense to Paul but he's a product of Roczen's t-rex arms and Eli's mental frailties 

Park Boys wrote:
To me this is why Tomac is almost the most disappointing rider of the era. The only person who should have beat him was Roczen and...

To me this is why Tomac is almost the most disappointing rider of the era. The only person who should have beat him was Roczen and vice versa than Kenny had the big injury. Obviously when Stew, RV and Dungey were around early they could but for the bulk of his career Webb, Anderson, Musquin, etc should have only beaten him a handful of times a year. I know 2018 he got hurt round 1 and 2019 he came in with an injury but still. Sexton and Jett are the next era so they almost should beat him and Chase is now the all time mental case. 

im a HUGE tomac fan but that vid of him choking in the 250sx title on the honda sorta shows some of his innate weakness compared to the all timers like rv and such. its so weird too. the fastest i think ive ever seen someone go was tomac coming from the back on the gnarliest rutted out drying track at oakland 2018ish, but then other days hes just not comfortable and is nowhere. 

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4/29/2026 5:40pm
Eh, pretty sure my current wife had sex with someone else before she married me. I mean, how else did she have her son? So its...

Eh, pretty sure my current wife had sex with someone else before she married me. I mean, how else did she have her son? So its no big deal that Pauls wife dated Kenny first.

I personally like this version of Webb. It amuses me.

I mean, he could be posting weird pictures of himself wearing a pastry on social media. 

Yikes! 6 down votes!

 Are these from men who married virgins or men who are upset I disrespected pastry?

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4/29/2026 6:41pm

I remember hearing “gardening tool with a headache” lol

Rickyisms wrote:
Someone commented on a post of Ken and his now wife saying something along the lines of his wife is ugly and he should go back...

Someone commented on a post of Ken and his now wife saying something along the lines of his wife is ugly and he should go back to his ex. Kenny responded “Well if you want a hoe and headache go for it”. 

Lol I figured somebody would know it 

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4/29/2026 9:40pm
It’s Webb trying to play head games several races too late and almost a whole race down in points. Nothing he’s done is working, so here...

It’s Webb trying to play head games several races too late and almost a whole race down in points. Nothing he’s done is working, so here we are.

Webb really thinks he still has a chance 😂😂😂

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4/29/2026 9:43pm
DoctorJD wrote:
I wish Kenny would have given him the finger gun when he crossed the finish line Saturday. CW has always had a bur in his ass...

I wish Kenny would have given him the finger gun when he crossed the finish line Saturday. CW has always had a bur in his ass over Kenny, but he (KR) always takes the high road. 

tomlopez wrote:
I'm heavily rooting for Kenny this year, but was it not him that started the beef by commenting that Webb's then-girlfriend and current wife (Kenny's ex)...

I'm heavily rooting for Kenny this year, but was it not him that started the beef by commenting that Webb's then-girlfriend and current wife (Kenny's ex) was a, um, gardening tool, or something to that effect? Maybe I got my story wrong, but if that's the case, I would understand why Webb would have it in for the dude.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ken's ex, Webb's now wife, cheat on Ken with AC?

Also I find it really weird how so many of the moto wives have been passed around the pits. Why don't they just date normal people?

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4/29/2026 10:09pm
Mavetism wrote:
I don't want to throw any shade towards Webb, but man 2021 was probably the most tilting I've been watching SX. Ken had everything (almost). Best...

I don't want to throw any shade towards Webb, but man 2021 was probably the most tilting I've been watching SX. Ken had everything (almost). Best one lap speed, starts, almost looked unbeatable for the first 10-15 minutes and then... absolutely crumbled, looked like he couldn't hold on to the bike at all. I think he lost 4 or 5 main events in the last 2-3 minutes that year. Kenny got a lot of hate that season specially for making "excuses". But the way he rides right now I definitely think those weren't excuses at all, he just tried to say how it is. Was probably hard to understand for us how he could look like one of the fastest guys we have ever seen for the first half of the moto and then drop his lap times by multiple seconds.

I still think 2019-2021 Webb wins more than just one overall and also doesn't only get 2 podiums in like 6 races. But still nothing makes me happier than seeing Ken beating him and getting some redemption.

 

I'm pretty sure the late race collapses from Kenny were due to the lingering effects of all those brutal surgeries.Seeing Kenny kick Fat Boy's arse week...

I'm pretty sure the late race collapses from Kenny were due to the lingering effects of all those brutal surgeries.

Seeing Kenny kick Fat Boy's arse week in week out is glorious...

Didn't limegate fuck up Kenny, too? He had to take antibiotics and with his compromised immune system, he got sick. Am I remembering right?

You are indeed. Apparently he was already cooked from the initial onslaught of antibiotics during his 7 surgeries following the first arm injury.

 

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4/30/2026 6:19am Edited Date/Time 4/30/2026 6:22am
Juck wrote:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ken's ex, Webb's now wife, cheat on Ken with AC?Also I find it really weird how so many of...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Ken's ex, Webb's now wife, cheat on Ken with AC?

Also I find it really weird how so many of the moto wives have been passed around the pits. Why don't they just date normal people?

No idea on the first part. 

To the "why don't they date normal people" question, Gilbert Arenas had a good explanation for that. Professional athletes operate on a much different schedule to regular people, so those that are available for them to spend time with are a limited group that also operate on their same schedule. That's why you have the same women dating basketball players, moto athletes, etc. They travel weekly and are away on weekends when normal people are home and off work, then during the week they are training close to their facilities (some out in the middle of nowhere) for the first few days then hit the road again. The women that are on that schedule are also traveling with the circuit, whether they work for a moto company, are promotional models, or just generally have no "normal" 9-5 job and are brought along by people who want them around.

We're also talking about guys who have 3rd grade/ homeschool educations, they aren't the most socially advanced group. A 20 year old 250 regional guy with leopard print hair isn't going to know what to say to a person studying geology.

Gilbert clip if you want to check it out (there is also a longer version): https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jFt3AOJZhYk

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