Cooksey went too far.

Johnny Ringo
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4/18/2025 7:45am Edited Date/Time 4/18/2025 7:45am

I just want to get confirmation on how many extra chromosomes Cooksey has. Gotta be 10+

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4/18/2025 7:48am

Lol im getting some down votes (of course) but he was 21 she was 15 for anyone wondering

I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case...

I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. 

In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case of predatory behavior/grooming. Its actually fucking INSANE.

He was a fully grown adult of drinking age dating a KID. 

Flatliner wrote:

Hang on a second.... we're saying kitchen's gf was 15, and he was 21?  Where were the girls parents?

 

If this is factual, its some serious shit.

yeah idgaf how fast he is if this is true 

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4/18/2025 7:53am
I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case...

I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. 

In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case of predatory behavior/grooming. Its actually fucking INSANE.

He was a fully grown adult of drinking age dating a KID. 

This one’s always irked me. She was just getting big wheels on her 85 when he could start buying beer.

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4/18/2025 7:55am
MPJC wrote:

If someone tried to sue Cooksey I'm guessing he'd use the "this is just entertainment - no rational person would see it as anything more" defense. 

TAUTOG wrote:

National news companies have used that argument in court

Actually only one “entertainment” network uses that line…

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The Shop

4/18/2025 7:56am

For anyone curious Kitchen’s girlfriend was racing the Girls (11-16) class at LL in 2021. Do with that what you will. 

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4/18/2025 8:03am

Interesting. I have always had a feeling that a few accounts were being used by multiple people, Uptite included.

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4/18/2025 8:10am
BryceO766 wrote:

Imagine being married to a chick that got ran through by herlings before you got her. Cuck move on hunters part regardless of age. 

I take it you married a virgin if you’re even married. What a stupid comment 

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4/18/2025 8:16am
Rickyisms wrote:

For anyone curious Kitchen’s girlfriend was racing the Girls (11-16) class at LL in 2021. Do with that what you will. 

Kitchen would have been 20 in 2021, right?   Isn't Florida within 4 years is legal?

 

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4/18/2025 8:23am
Rickyisms wrote:

For anyone curious Kitchen’s girlfriend was racing the Girls (11-16) class at LL in 2021. Do with that what you will. 

3strokemx wrote:

Kitchen would have been 20 in 2021, right?   Isn't Florida within 4 years is legal?

 

If you gotta do math to figure out if it’s legal she’s too young for you bro

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4/18/2025 8:39am
Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it. I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company...

Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it. 
I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company called Uptite Wallsystems. I haven’t posted here in years, look up Steiny, that’s my posting record, I would’ve posted under that name but I can’t remember the email addy or password.I know, or have met a lot of the older guys on this board who would vouch for me. 
   I will not deny that I started the Uptite profile like 20 years ago, back when I was young and had time to burn on meaningless chat boards. But since then a friend took it over, and I started posting under Steiny. You can believe me or not, don’t care, I just don’t want a picture of my wife posted here.  
 If I was trying to hide who I was, why would I let GuyB take a picture of me and post it here? And why would I pretend to be a subpar pro? 
I don’t really know if this is a good or bad idea? Because im sure 95% of you won’t believe me, so fire away. 



 

Are you Mike, or is your friends name Mike ? The secrecy is killing me/ us…. 

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4/18/2025 8:57am
Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it. I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company...

Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it. 
I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company called Uptite Wallsystems. I haven’t posted here in years, look up Steiny, that’s my posting record, I would’ve posted under that name but I can’t remember the email addy or password.I know, or have met a lot of the older guys on this board who would vouch for me. 
   I will not deny that I started the Uptite profile like 20 years ago, back when I was young and had time to burn on meaningless chat boards. But since then a friend took it over, and I started posting under Steiny. You can believe me or not, don’t care, I just don’t want a picture of my wife posted here.  
 If I was trying to hide who I was, why would I let GuyB take a picture of me and post it here? And why would I pretend to be a subpar pro? 
I don’t really know if this is a good or bad idea? Because im sure 95% of you won’t believe me, so fire away. 



 

Langhammx wrote:

Are you Mike, or is your friends name Mike ? The secrecy is killing me/ us…. 

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m here to set it straight. I never use this account, 1 of the guys that used it, passed away, but he had his own account he used too. 

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4/18/2025 9:08am
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4/18/2025 9:20am
971_Fan wrote:

Then who is it?  And if you don't want to answer that, who is it (what pro) that they are pretending to be?

Langhammx wrote:
He’s not Gary Bowman, just for the record. 😉

He’s not Gary Bowman, just for the record. 😉

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I’m much better looking than Gary. 

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4/18/2025 9:24am
UpTiTe wrote:

Prepare for the down votes. 

Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .Some of these fellas have no clue.Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was...

Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .

Some of these fellas have no clue.

Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was talking shit...lol.

Where is the salt?😎

Vitards being Vitards. If I don't get 10 to 20 downvotes on a post, I don't consider it a success. ;o)

Luke

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4/18/2025 9:39am
UpTiTe wrote:

Prepare for the down votes. 

Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .Some of these fellas have no clue.Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was...

Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .

Some of these fellas have no clue.

Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was talking shit...lol.

Where is the salt?😎

Vitards being Vitards. If I don't get 10 to 20 downvotes on a post, I don't consider it a success. ;o)

Luke

That seems to be the prevailing attitude amongst the trolls that dominate the forum, instead of working on self-awareness.

 

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4/18/2025 9:44am

Lol im getting some down votes (of course) but he was 21 she was 15 for anyone wondering

I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case...

I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. 

In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case of predatory behavior/grooming. Its actually fucking INSANE.

He was a fully grown adult of drinking age dating a KID. 

Flatliner wrote:

Hang on a second.... we're saying kitchen's gf was 15, and he was 21?  Where were the girls parents?

 

If this is factual, its some serious shit.

Yaa it’s a fact. 

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lol, here thought magoofan was the one with multiple personalities and turns up it’s the uptite account with 3 users…what’s so hard about creating your own account and if you are so inclined to post something you stand behind it? Bunch of weirdos in this sport, besides the dudes dating 16 year olds…

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4/18/2025 9:47am
I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case...

I will continue to be shocked this is not a bigger story. 

In ANY OTHER sport or profession, he would be DONE. This is a legitimate case of predatory behavior/grooming. Its actually fucking INSANE.

He was a fully grown adult of drinking age dating a KID. 

Flatliner wrote:

Hang on a second.... we're saying kitchen's gf was 15, and he was 21?  Where were the girls parents?

 

If this is factual, its some serious shit.

ohh_454 wrote:

Yaa it’s a fact. 

go tell cooksey!! He'll crack this story wide open with just a couple of text messages!!!

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4/18/2025 9:48am
Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .Some of these fellas have no clue.Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was...

Tough Crowd around here Partner. . . .

Some of these fellas have no clue.

Bout like when Jonon didn't know "pops" was A Forkner's Dad and was talking shit...lol.

Where is the salt?😎

Vitards being Vitards. If I don't get 10 to 20 downvotes on a post, I don't consider it a success. ;o)

Luke

GrapeApe wrote:

That seems to be the prevailing attitude amongst the trolls that dominate the forum, instead of working on self-awareness.

 

Like you and the rest of the curmudgeons. Always "clutching your pearls".

I like to let posters post, unlike the malcontents like yourself.

Thank you

Luke

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Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it. I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company...

Gentlemen, this getting a bit stawkerish, I’d appreciate it if you stopped with it. 
I am in this picture along with my wife, I own a company called Uptite Wallsystems. I haven’t posted here in years, look up Steiny, that’s my posting record, I would’ve posted under that name but I can’t remember the email addy or password.I know, or have met a lot of the older guys on this board who would vouch for me. 
   I will not deny that I started the Uptite profile like 20 years ago, back when I was young and had time to burn on meaningless chat boards. But since then a friend took it over, and I started posting under Steiny. You can believe me or not, don’t care, I just don’t want a picture of my wife posted here.  
 If I was trying to hide who I was, why would I let GuyB take a picture of me and post it here? And why would I pretend to be a subpar pro? 
I don’t really know if this is a good or bad idea? Because im sure 95% of you won’t believe me, so fire away. 



 

Langhammx wrote:

Are you Mike, or is your friends name Mike ? The secrecy is killing me/ us…. 

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m...

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m here to set it straight. I never use this account, 1 of the guys that used it, passed away, but he had his own account he used too. 

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

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4/18/2025 10:00am
agn5008 wrote:

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

Well, in the Mirtl thread we had Lawyers apparently sharing a phone. 

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4/18/2025 10:11am

Even TYLER'S mom has her own account 

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4/18/2025 10:12am
agn5008 wrote:

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

Rickyisms wrote:

Well, in the Mirtl thread we had Lawyers apparently sharing a phone. 

Sharing a phone for work purposes would make more sense to me than sharing a profile on VitalMx 🤣 this uptite stuff is getting weirder and weirder. 

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4/18/2025 10:18am
Langhammx wrote:

Are you Mike, or is your friends name Mike ? The secrecy is killing me/ us…. 

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m...

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m here to set it straight. I never use this account, 1 of the guys that used it, passed away, but he had his own account he used too. 

agn5008 wrote:

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

Weird is an understatement................I'll never understand Californians.......

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4/18/2025 10:29am
I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m...

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m here to set it straight. I never use this account, 1 of the guys that used it, passed away, but he had his own account he used too. 

agn5008 wrote:

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

3strokemx wrote:

Weird is an understatement................I'll never understand Californians.......

Hey buddy, wanna share accounts? I’ll give you my password and you give me yours 🤣

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4/18/2025 10:41am

Vitards being Vitards. If I don't get 10 to 20 downvotes on a post, I don't consider it a success. ;o)

Luke

GrapeApe wrote:

That seems to be the prevailing attitude amongst the trolls that dominate the forum, instead of working on self-awareness.

 

Like you and the rest of the curmudgeons. Always "clutching your pearls".

I like to let posters post, unlike the malcontents like yourself.

Thank you

Luke

Have you cleared this second account with ML OW38B ? 

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4/18/2025 10:43am
agn5008 wrote:

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

3strokemx wrote:

Weird is an understatement................I'll never understand Californians.......

agn5008 wrote:

Hey buddy, wanna share accounts? I’ll give you my password and you give me yours 🤣

We will have to vote on it and get back to you..........errrr uhhh,.............. I will have to vote on it and get back to you.

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4/18/2025 10:43am
Langhammx wrote:

Are you Mike, or is your friends name Mike ? The secrecy is killing me/ us…. 

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m...

I’m Mike. 3 other people at one time or another posted under this account. But to be quite honest, this is getting carried away so I’m here to set it straight. I never use this account, 1 of the guys that used it, passed away, but he had his own account he used too. 

agn5008 wrote:

Who shares account? 🤣 talk about weird

Most here are probably too young to know one, but his profile name was DMG, he used to purely to troll people but didn’t want people to know it was him. Another worked for a goggle company and would use it to drop tid bits. The other some have figured out. 
 weird, maybe, but it met its need, but now I guess it’s run its course. About 10 years ago there was an account called Grendel, that was 5 inside guys posting on it just to run a disinformation campaign. 

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4/18/2025 10:45am

Vitards being Vitards. If I don't get 10 to 20 downvotes on a post, I don't consider it a success. ;o)

Luke

GrapeApe wrote:

That seems to be the prevailing attitude amongst the trolls that dominate the forum, instead of working on self-awareness.

 

Like you and the rest of the curmudgeons. Always "clutching your pearls".

I like to let posters post, unlike the malcontents like yourself.

Thank you

Luke

The fact you are so arrogant and entitled you can't see the irony and hypocrisy in this post is insane.

All you do is call out others for bantering back and forth, like you think you need to come to the rescue of guys who say dumb things and then get called out for it.

Sorry to break it to you, but you're just another dude on this site doing the very thing you run your mouth about.

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