Can you make love with broke ribs?

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We asked that and many more hard hitting questions on this weeks Winners Take Y'all. 

 

 

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WDSRCR
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3/18/2024 11:13am

I don't find broken ribs attractive enough to make love to.

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3/18/2024 11:26am

That’s a good question for DarkSide

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3/18/2024 11:31am

I believe mating using ribs was only done once and it had something to do with God. But I'm not up on many cultures.

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3/18/2024 11:34am

How about making ribs with broken love?

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3/18/2024 11:37am

I wouldn't recommend it. Source: experience

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3/18/2024 1:07pm

When you're broken it is your girls responsibility to help take care of you. In this case the answer would be fellatio.

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3/18/2024 1:17pm

Like porcupines do.....  very carefully.

 

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3/18/2024 1:38pm

Why did you have broken ribs 9 months ago and now have a new baby in the house ? 

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3/18/2024 1:57pm

Spinner!  ovi...

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3/18/2024 2:06pm

I’ve never made love with broken ribs, but! BBQ Ribs, I’ve made love to those many times.  

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3/18/2024 2:10pm

Ha !!!

Most around here would just switch hands to the opposite side. 

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3/18/2024 2:13pm

giphy 16

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3/18/2024 2:25pm
SoCalMX70 wrote:

How about making ribs with broken love?

Been there......  For a year or so, my smoker was my friend.  Took another 2 years to work off the weight I put on.

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3/18/2024 2:55pm Edited Date/Time 3/18/2024 2:58pm
ElliotB16 wrote:

That’s a good question for DarkSide

It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

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3/18/2024 3:10pm

Full or half rack ?

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3/18/2024 3:44pm
SoCalMX70 wrote:

How about making ribs with broken love?

dadofagun wrote:

Been there......  For a year or so, my smoker was my friend.  Took another 2 years to work off the weight I put on.

You guys keep this up you're gonna end up with a country song, written right here on Vital.

Back to Winners Take Y'all, always a great listen.

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3/18/2024 4:36pm

In the current economic situation I find myself in, I may go broke from love of ribs. 

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3/18/2024 6:45pm

Paging Kris keefer

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3/18/2024 6:50pm
ElliotB16 wrote:

That’s a good question for DarkSide

Herr Lich wrote:
It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

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Does Kris offend you?

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3/18/2024 6:51pm

Not ribs, but one time my wife forgot that I had had my collarbone plated a few days prior and pushed up off my chest… no bueno.

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tahoefd
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3/18/2024 6:58pm
jasonv43 wrote:

giphy 16

Holy Cow!!! I wouldn't even know what to do with that. The learning curve would be fun though!

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Johnny Oz
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3/18/2024 7:44pm

No such thing as "making love".

3/18/2024 7:47pm

I’ve never made love with broken ribs, but! BBQ Ribs, I’ve made love to those many times.  

Mmmm, ribs...

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3/18/2024 10:43pm
ElliotB16 wrote:

That’s a good question for DarkSide

Herr Lich wrote:
It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

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Travis_821 wrote:

Does Kris offend you?

Yes, I listen to the Pulp Show for moto discussions, not to hear about Keefer's sex life. 

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CDA331
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3/19/2024 12:45am
ElliotB16 wrote:

That’s a good question for DarkSide

Herr Lich wrote:
It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

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STFU, keefer is awesome 

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JustMX
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3/19/2024 1:47am
526 wrote:

Why did you have broken ribs 9 months ago and now have a new baby in the house ? 

Nothing wrong with her personal trainer's ribs

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3/19/2024 2:02pm

Are you planning on pitching or catching?

PS: I can't help you with the latter.

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3/19/2024 2:42pm

My dad once told me I was conceived with broken ribs 

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mx_563
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3/20/2024 12:06am
ElliotB16 wrote:

That’s a good question for DarkSide

Herr Lich wrote:
It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

It's more a question for creepy Keefer. 

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CDA331 wrote:

STFU, keefer is awesome 

I'm a big fan but the kissing on the lips thing to greet someone....that ain't right, man.

So IMO, "creepy-Keef" does work to a certain extent. Laughing

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My personal experience is you’re good if you’re standing up. I broke 15 ribs a few years ago and the wife had to help me shower.

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