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Edited Date/Time 11/6/2021 7:09pm
https://motocrossactionmag.com/jodys-60-best-world-vet-championship-jok…

Made me laugh… I can relate to more than a couple😂😂😂
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GingerSnapRacing 11/5/2021 9:06pm
11/5/2021 9:06pm
My wife cried at a few especially the buying parts you aren’t fast enough to use because you can afford them now 😂
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Richy 11/6/2021 5:42am
11/6/2021 5:42am
"You can only be young once, but you can be stupid forever."

That may be the truest thing I've read, and it applies to me as well.
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Bearuno 11/6/2021 7:56am
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(53) If a Vet racer needs to stand up, he waits for a bump to come along and bounce him up to his feet.

I've had to use that technique since the 80s........... Blush
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Rawly 11/6/2021 8:55am
11/6/2021 8:55am
When an over 60 racer brags about getting lucky last night , it means he didn’t have to wake up and take a piss.
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wreckitrandy 11/6/2021 9:23am
11/6/2021 9:23am Edited Date/Time 11/6/2021 9:24am
Rawly wrote:
When an over 60 racer brags about getting lucky last night , it means he didn’t have to wake up and take a piss.
I'm lucky if I just have to get up once....
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Zesiger 112 11/6/2021 11:42am
11/6/2021 11:42am
“A vet racer can afford all the hop-up parts he wanted as a kid, but can use them anymore.”

This is why I’ve spent so much money at a young age. I know what’s coming.
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Rupert X 11/6/2021 11:56am
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I’m 62. I rode today . At Honda Hills. Got arm-pump at sign up.


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Rawly 11/6/2021 1:36pm
11/6/2021 1:36pm
Rawly wrote:
When an over 60 racer brags about getting lucky last night , it means he didn’t have to wake up and take a piss.
wreckitrandy wrote:
I'm lucky if I just have to get up once....
Glad they didn’t tell me about this when I was younger 😁. But then again , I usually get to wake up when I want to , and am still young enough to enjoy the quiver of current model bikes that my pension and understanding wife have allowed 😎
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GingerSnapRacing 11/6/2021 2:41pm
11/6/2021 2:41pm
Zesiger 112 wrote:
“A vet racer can afford all the hop-up parts he wanted as a kid, but can use them anymore.” This is why I’ve spent so much...
“A vet racer can afford all the hop-up parts he wanted as a kid, but can use them anymore.”

This is why I’ve spent so much money at a young age. I know what’s coming.
Oh but you’ll still spend more. I know 50 year olds with 3 sets of A kit forks in the novice class. And about 20 sets of tires. I’m looking forward to it 😂 my wife not so much.
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Spudnut 11/6/2021 2:56pm
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Bearuno wrote:
(53) If a Vet racer needs to stand up, he waits for a bump to come along and bounce him up to his feet. I've had...
(53) If a Vet racer needs to stand up, he waits for a bump to come along and bounce him up to his feet.

I've had to use that technique since the 80s........... Blush
That one got me good lol guess I’ve been a vet my whole life
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TeamGreen 11/6/2021 4:44pm
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Bearuno wrote:
(53) If a Vet racer needs to stand up, he waits for a bump to come along and bounce him up to his feet. I've had...
(53) If a Vet racer needs to stand up, he waits for a bump to come along and bounce him up to his feet.

I've had to use that technique since the 80s........... Blush
Spudnut wrote:
That one got me good lol guess I’ve been a vet my whole life
Sometimes when I want to sit down…my knees won’t let me!
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Greg #49 11/6/2021 6:09pm
11/6/2021 6:09pm
When asked by a +25 vet, so how long have you been racing? I replied " when I started racing, the Dead Sea was only sick.
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mb60 11/6/2021 7:07pm
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Rupert X wrote:
I’m 62. I rode today [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2021/11/06/517365/s1200_2F74B52E_E2AD_45B9_B96F_31FB05D6A764.jpg[/img]. At Honda Hills. Got arm-pump at sign up. [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2021/11/06/517367/s1200_2DE381CC_B18D_4752_8CD0_7986DB9EFBC9.jpg[/img] [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2021/11/06/517366/s1200_A939A081_FE4A_4102_8CB1_AE3538F5A32F.jpg[/img]
I’m 62. I rode today . At Honda Hills. Got arm-pump at sign up.


How was it Rupert ? The place looks awesome.
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Hman144 11/6/2021 7:09pm
11/6/2021 7:09pm
"I’m 62. I rode today"

Sounds like a compulsory confession at the beginning of a motocrosser's anonymous meeting.
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slipdog 11/6/2021 8:57pm
11/6/2021 8:57pm
I spend all my money on my son now…


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