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Edited Date/Time 4/5/2020 2:21pm
Stumbled across these I had saved on my computer Grinning Not sure where they came from....

Death once had a near Weston Peick experience.

Weston Peick cased a triple the other day. The triple jump is in the ICU unit in stable condition.

When Mr. Bell invented the telephone, he had already had a missed call from Weston Pieck.

Chad Reed throws up after a hard night of partying. Weston Pieck wakes ups and throws DOWN!

Weston Peick doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at it until it starts to cry.

Weston crashed his bike when he was a kid. His knee skinned the sidewalk.

When Weston Peick turned 18, his parents moved out.

Weston Peick once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.
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Ryan625 4/3/2020 12:12pm
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Peick got landed on, the bike was a complete loss
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KrazyJimmy 4/3/2020 1:14pm
4/3/2020 1:14pm Edited Date/Time 4/3/2020 1:15pm

I have been a fan since the WP40 days
How old is that damn can...
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Falcon 4/3/2020 1:14pm
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Weston built the hospital he was born in.
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TankSlapper
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TankSlapper 4/3/2020 1:42pm
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KrazyJimmy wrote:
[img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2020/04/03/416402/s1200_wp40.jpg[/img] I have been a fan since the WP40 days How old is that damn can...

I have been a fan since the WP40 days
How old is that damn can...
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TropicPilot 4/3/2020 2:39pm
4/3/2020 2:39pm
Mosquitos refuse to bite Weston Peick, out of respect.
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ts.p311 4/3/2020 3:31pm
4/3/2020 3:31pm
Based on some of the things he says/posts, he's the real life, unironic version of Ronnie Mac.
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Nairb#70 4/3/2020 4:57pm
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I pity the fools downvoting this stuff, you can run but you can't hide. Weston will find you.
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Kelz87 4/3/2020 5:47pm
4/3/2020 5:47pm Edited Date/Time 4/3/2020 5:48pm

I met Weston at the Glendale round. The pit party was over and I saw him walk under the tent and asked for a pic. We spoke a few minutes and he was super chill and easy to talk to!
Man, that dudes back is yoked too 😂
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Rawly 4/3/2020 5:57pm
4/3/2020 5:57pm
Weston Peick.....the only guy that Chuck Norris fears.
Never had the chance to meet him , but hope to in the future at some So Cal track.
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Spudnut 4/3/2020 7:34pm
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Rawly wrote:
Weston Peick.....the only guy that Chuck Norris fears. Never had the chance to meet him , but hope to in the future at some So Cal...
Weston Peick.....the only guy that Chuck Norris fears.
Never had the chance to meet him , but hope to in the future at some So Cal track.
And Kevin Windham is the only person Weston fears
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Rick Amatuzio 4/3/2020 7:53pm
4/3/2020 7:53pm
Weston Pieck doesn’t master-bate, he rapes his hand.
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SoCalMX70 4/3/2020 8:49pm
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Rick Amatuzio wrote:
Weston Pieck doesn’t master-bate, he rapes his hand.
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Yzf916 4/3/2020 9:32pm
4/3/2020 9:32pm
Weston Pieck doesn’t do push ups. He does world downs.
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:16pm
4/4/2020 6:16pm
You guys have no sense of humor.
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:20pm
4/4/2020 6:20pm
When Weston Pieck falls in water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Weston Pieck
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:22pm
4/4/2020 6:22pm
Weston Pieck doesn’t masterbate. He just stares down and his penis and says “fire”
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:23pm
4/4/2020 6:23pm
Weston Pieck tested positive for corona virus. COVID19 will be in quarantine for the next week
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kx254f 4/4/2020 6:24pm
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Weston Pieck can unscramble an egg.
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ts.p311 4/4/2020 6:32pm
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Nairb#70 wrote:
I pity the fools downvoting this stuff, you can run but you can't hide. Weston will find you.
But then Paris found Weston. The end
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:35pm
4/4/2020 6:35pm
Weston Pieck can’t ever fill out a form, because he will NEVER submit
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:38pm
4/4/2020 6:38pm
Guns carry Weston Pieck for protection!
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 6:47pm
4/4/2020 6:47pm
Whoever is thumb downing me, know this. Weston Pieck could win American idol with sign language.
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Nairb#70 4/4/2020 6:52pm
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Nairb#70 wrote:
I pity the fools downvoting this stuff, you can run but you can't hide. Weston will find you.
ts.p311 wrote:
But then Paris found Weston. The end
This phuk is after the AOTY award.
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Farmer Tom 4/4/2020 6:55pm
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Rick Amatuzio wrote:
Whoever is thumb downing me, know this. Weston Pieck could win American idol with sign language.
Ok that one is funny!
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Rick Amatuzio 4/4/2020 7:15pm
4/4/2020 7:15pm
Weston Pieck doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit right out of it.
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TeeJay54 4/4/2020 7:58pm
4/4/2020 7:58pm
Is Shu scared?
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sumdood 4/4/2020 10:23pm
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Weston Peick has kicked more Japanese motorcycles around then Godzilla
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hyler199 4/4/2020 10:51pm
4/4/2020 10:51pm
the weston peick turns 18 and his parents moved out joke made me LOL
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Rick Amatuzio 4/5/2020 4:55am
4/5/2020 4:55am
hyler199 wrote:
the weston peick turns 18 and his parents moved out joke made me LOL
That one is funny! I didn’t see it
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JustMX 4/5/2020 5:25am
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When arctic explorers thought they reached the north pole first, they found peick's speedo drying on a flag pole.....

When peick was in kindergarten he made the teachers have nap time

California passed a law requiring peick to display a hazmat placard,.....on his bicycle

Peick once got lost on the way to taco bell and accidentally climbed everest.

When peick talks, EF Hutton listens......
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