Moto pet peeves?...

People posting shit about these fuckers in moto.

I hate when I plan on winning, and someone goes faster...Damn, I hate that !

1.Male groopies
2.People who steal my shit
3.Control freak dip shit promoters
4.broke/ sticky throttles
5.asshole pros that can barely win Int. races

My biggest pet peeve in when they let little kids on the big bike tracks, its doesn't matter how fast they are the the 4-strokes have just gotten too big and heavy to have little kids out there with them.

And i can't stand it when I see some with a pair of quick strap goggles dangling from their helmets. They look so stupid and to imagine ruining a good helmet by gluing the velcro connector to it just drives me nuts.

And peopel that bitch and can't spell

Getting to the track and finding out one of your bikes tyres have gone flat on the trailer. And then of cause the other peeve is having to use tyre levers to fix the damn flat. I hate tyre levers.

I agree with Superstar, seems like a few years back all I saw where kids brake tapping in the air off every jump, now its been replaced by the scrub. Oh and i', #969, but its my Birth date, plus 420 was already taken j/k

Just before my moto and my head is on the bars someone usually takes this moment to pat me on the back and wish me luck.... hey thanks for the good will jesture I really do appreciate it.... but could you give me 1 more second to finish what I'm doin?

I personally hope no one ever stops doin butt whips, runnin with a black bike #'s 69, 420 or stops using tape as numbers.... they give me something to laugh at EVERY week.

Kids who run B class at the local track, run A or $$ classes at the fairs, then show up at a LL qualifier in C class.

Quads in the same practice as bikes.

Pit Racers

People who bash Pro Riders

people arguing on a message board about who is going to beat who in the outdoors... the big one that pisses me off is when they are damn near swearing on their mothers life that (for example) RV is going to kick everyones ass and get in bitch matches with anyone who disagrees when NONE of us has actually seen him race the 450 outdoors yet. YES, odds are that he will do very well, but seriously... to get that worked up about it... can we at least wait until after a couple rounds and we actually see him ride outdoors (on the big bike)before we declare him the champion? There is a reason that they run 12 motos. It seems some of the posters here will NEVER figure that out.

And since it's the recent posts about Bubba doing outdoors or not that have induced this rant of mine, I may as well add my two cents... I hope he stays home!

MX message boards where a lot of people provide thread titles that Kreskin wouldn't be able to figure out what the subject is.

Posters who use profanity at the drop of a hat and say things on the board they'd never have the balls to say to someone's face.

Anonymous posters....this isn't the CIA so whats the BFD about filling out your profile.

Posters who haven't ridden or raced since God was a boy who put down professional riders.

The guys who always steal my "track chairs". I thought of this Friday afternoon in between motos, sitting on my tailgate(since I'm tapped out of chairs)...

People who! AWW NFM!

Outdoor National Series promoters and Speedvision supermodel reporters who can't even pronounce the name of the sport they are promoting and covering. The word is MOTOCROSS not MOTORCROSS.

People that have got to have all the latest bling on there bike with the black excell rims. Then bitch about how much it cost to race.

Friends who say they're down to ride, then puss out.

-When Shaheen calls sx the "high-flying circus"
-When energy drink companies don't make water bottles for their riders on the podium
-When Erin Bates says "deteriorate" 20 times every show
-When RC tries to announce
-Guitar hero sx intros
--ski jumps in sx '09

When your the first at the track and someone you don't know parks 6 inches away! There is 2000+ feet more parking lot!

So-cal fashion and gigantic lifted diesel 4x4s with sand-slut stickers

Yeah, I got caught up in it and regretted it because it isn't me. Tried to fit in, but that way doesn't work for me ..... rather meet most any of you and if I happen to; I hope you find it as pleasurable as I'm sure I would.

Know that I've tried to be respectful to some close to the site tree without a lot of success. Fishermans net or can hook someone to make a fool of them....... Not way I roll there...hypocrites, know it alls that aren't, braggars; sounds kinda like when I managed 250 employees and those certain ones pull one form of crap or another; just to push a button..

I know a pet peeve of mine is if I PM someone that doesn't respond. Like a few cannot take a minute to say yes, no. eff u, don't bother; whatever.... PMs thru Vital; not outside of it. I've had a few really generous people that cared and shared; you know who you are and I'm really greatful for that. If it's a bother, no big.

3 years ago on 4/30 and 5/14; celebrate 3 years of living with a ICD box. Happy Anniversary; maybe BD instead.....the shock and awe still hasn't worn off; but I thank the few that have sent me support mail. It's hard just living with the box as well as the OCD and dependance to opiates so got enough on my plate to concentrate on.

I guess another peeve is I thought this was like a moto community........A gathering of those to boost the spirits during hard/mourning times; and attaboys when appropriate since we are joined at the hip for the sport.

Sorry Mr. Alphado 4 hijacking. You've been a great guy everytime you post or thread.

You are right about a msg. board changing someone is absolutely correct for some; even myself.

And thanks to those that shown support to me. Endebted to you and you have my unwavering support.

Andy Muh-deen.

People who say "plastics" instead of the correct term plastic.

Gotta agree with most of these.

The Roost one is funny. Nothing worse than catching a rock across the nose.

One more: the bored flagger waving their flag around for fun during a race. You slow down looking for the downed rider for a jump or two just to say WTF!

1. Anything that remotely has anything to do with anyone who rides anything resembling anything looking like a quad.

2. people who blast metal while unloading there bikes

3. the spoiled ass fast kids whos daddy buys them a 12 inch lift for their dodge ram and now it takes them two ramps and three people to unload a bike
4. anyone who drives a dodge. yes you are a d bag

4. Quads

5. The wheel turn on every single. People who not only roll the triples but scrub it too while theyr'e rolling it

6. Black plastics

7. people who ask me if I can backflip

8. people who boast about being sponsored by monster, or anything to do with sponsor house

9. Quads

10. I hate soccer

11. i hate college finals

12. i hate anyone who is in a frat... Yes, even you bro

13. people who say bro, bra, or brother.

14. over 40 amateurs with 100,000 dollar rigs and 10,000 dollar bikes

15. the majority of amateur motocrossers

16. the flaggers at village creek

17. dust.

18 mud.

20. the number 19

21. people who race pit bikes

22. people who goon ride all over the track. It's not funny any more bro!!

23. Quad riders

24. careflights

25. pro motocrossers who come race off road and get smoked by ME

26. dnfs

27. dns

28. bad tires

29. installing bibs

30. quads



Sorry I'm a little mad

I hate quads

31. Anything to do with the company fox
32. moto sluts
33. fox tattoos
34. dbags at the gym with alpine stars hats... 'O, hey man I like your hat do you ride?" "Ride what bro?"
35. Logic class, history class, speech class.
36. R.A.P. Retards Attempting Poetry

1. Moto hoes/track sluts, whatever you want to call them. I don't want you, seriously. I can find better elsewhere.
2. The stereotypical mini-dad. I think it's cool as hell that some families are out there supporting their kids racing and helping/encouraging them, but I don't want to see a 7 yr old kid getting cussed out for finishing 4th in a moto with a decent number of entries. Our district kicks people out of tracks for doing it now.
3. Fox tattoos. Seriously?
4. Monster or other energy drink logos plastered everywhere on a bike/gear...mostly Monster. I think it's great they're supporting the sport, but seeing tons of the logos everywhere I turn my head at a local track is getting old.
5. When my college finals are right around race days...because studying business statistics between motos just plain sucks. I'm too A.D.D. for that. At least I did well on that final.
6. Helmet visors in the goon position, untucked jerseys and elbows down. It gives me something to laugh at for about 5 minutes, and then it gets annoying. Fast.
7. Pit racers.
8. When people back out at the last second to go ride/race or always have the same excuse
9. When one of my bikes breaks.
10. Selfish and spoiled kids who expect everything to be handed to them, while doing nothing for it. I bust my ass to pay for my own bikes/gear and get myself to the tracks. Why can't you? At least help the family out or bring home good grades....something!

There's probably a few more, but those are just off the top of my head.

Not knowing who won the overall. To much math

These have already been stated, but the kids with giant motorhomes, multiple 10g bikes, and racing in the c/d class. goon scrubs. pit racers. The sound of cobra 50s

New one. Racists who use a moto message board as a means for their hate.