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I just love the intellectual inconsistency of this place. Y'all know what l'm talking about.
Ironic how this ad is so similar to what Rachel posted.
Pit Row
Really surprised tomacs wasn't also though, don't see to many adjustable ones anymore.
1. Holeshot. Rider in lead exiting first turn. There is no “2nd place holeshot” or “I didn’t do a good holeshot” - you got a 2nd place start, or a shit start. Only 1 guy gets a holeshot per Moto!! Get it right.
2. Team mate. Ride for same team. That’s it. Don’t have to train together, ride together, test together or like each other. May (Musquin) or may not (jmb) help you in a championship scenario could help you win $1m!
3. Man friend - Guy you pay to do your wife/girlfriends job because a) you don’t have a WAG or b) a 7.5 doesn’t want to stand on the podium next to a 9.5 on TV. If your man friend is younger than 21 - he’s a boyfriend.
yes I’m clowning us too
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