Is it even motocross if?

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BikeGuy321 9/30/2018 10:44am
9/30/2018 10:44am
Spend a bunch of money "upgrading" your bike and still go the same speed everywhere.
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JAFO92 9/30/2018 10:46am
9/30/2018 10:46am
,,,, if you dont have duct tape on your visor and dont have your socks rolled down outside the top of your boots?
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magoo1982 9/30/2018 10:49am
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If there are no hills , off cambers or grass on the track ???
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ledger 9/30/2018 10:54am
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Is it even motocross if you look in a full length mirror with your new Kit on.

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toroP 9/30/2018 11:00am
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If I have a vodka tonic instead of beer when watching?
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seth505 9/30/2018 11:08am
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Is it even f you’re not playin slapass with the boys?


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JWRM 9/30/2018 11:09am
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Is it even motocross if you haven't been 14 and outran the cops in the foothills before ditching your bike in your friend's barn and hiding out in a hay loft?
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KMC440 9/30/2018 11:47am
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if you went to "regular" school.
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JAFO92 9/30/2018 4:10pm
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JWRM wrote:
Is it even motocross if you haven't been 14 and outran the cops in the foothills before ditching your bike in your friend's barn and hiding...
Is it even motocross if you haven't been 14 and outran the cops in the foothills before ditching your bike in your friend's barn and hiding out in a hay loft?
Dang, thats too close to home.. Dry
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JustMX 9/30/2018 4:27pm
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JWRM wrote:
Is it even motocross if you haven't been 14 and outran the cops in the foothills before ditching your bike in your friend's barn and hiding...
Is it even motocross if you haven't been 14 and outran the cops in the foothills before ditching your bike in your friend's barn and hiding out in a hay loft?
JAFO92 wrote:
Dang, thats too close to home.. Dry
Dang right, even in nw georgia that was a thing, except some of the guys I knew painted their bikes a different color every week.

When they stopped riding kmart closed the paint department.
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rongi#401 10/1/2018 4:41am
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Is it even motocross If your girl isnt sitting in the truck on her phone?
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fanger 10/1/2018 4:54am
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Is it even motocross if you don’t have 4 nervous water shits before you even ride?
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PRM31 10/1/2018 5:01am
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Is it even Motocross if you have two normal collar bones?
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motoxxx599 10/1/2018 5:58am
10/1/2018 5:58am
Is it even motocross if you see some kid on a 65 jump something you have been sizing up all day?
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motoxxx599 10/1/2018 6:11am
10/1/2018 6:11am
Sweetd31 wrote:
When you swear you are gonna take a dump at home on race day morning and you end up using the track port-o-potty with your knee...
When you swear you are gonna take a dump at home on race day morning and you end up using the track port-o-potty with your knee braces on anyways
Doesn't hit you until after practice right before/after riders meeting when the race order is posted and you are the third race but the 50cc class is the moto before yours so you are pretty sure you have enough time to take a dump but then feel awkward when you are in the can and the national anthem starts playing so you put your hand over your heart because you don't need any bad juju on race day
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KW62 10/1/2018 6:46am
10/1/2018 6:46am
Is it even motocross if you don't rev your bike and check that exhaust is coming out of the pipe?
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ML512 10/1/2018 6:57am
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Is it even motocross if you don’t unload your blacked out CR250R out of your lifted “prerunner” ranger while the track snack you picked up two weeks ago sits on the tailgate texting the guy who beat you at last Saturday’s race?
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mx_563 10/1/2018 7:01am
10/1/2018 7:01am Edited Date/Time 10/1/2018 7:04am
Is it even MX if you don't spend 5 hours sitting around just to ride for a total of about 15 minutes?
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spacecat 10/1/2018 7:14am
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Is it even motocross if you dont have boxes full of spare parts for bikes you haven't owned in years?
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slipdog 10/1/2018 7:37am
10/1/2018 7:37am
..If never take a gate drop because you get more "seat time" on open practice days?
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mattyhamz2 10/1/2018 7:37am
10/1/2018 7:37am
rongi#401 wrote:
Is it even motocross If your girl isnt sitting in the truck on her phone?
Or sitting in the back of your truck in a bikini trying to get a tan
mattyhamz2 10/1/2018 7:40am
10/1/2018 7:40am
spacecat wrote:
Is it even motocross if you dont have boxes full of spare parts for bikes you haven't owned in years?
Lol!!! My pops still has a carb for one of his late 80's yz250s Laughing Laughing
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Brent_Apodaca 10/1/2018 7:54am
10/1/2018 7:54am
Is it even motocross if you have not...

Called into work sick so you could make practice.

Driven a 1500$ truck with a 10,000$ bike in the back.

Gotten into an argument with family about why you cannot quit riding on your way to surgery.

Seen someone case a jump hard and decide "that one can wait till next weekend".

After deciding that one can wait , hit it anyway because you felt like your corner speed was there.

Tried to whip , instead hung your ass off the side of the seat.





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Sweetd31 10/1/2018 9:51am
10/1/2018 9:51am
Is it even motocross if you don't turn your handlebars in the air
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skypig 10/1/2018 10:04am
10/1/2018 10:04am Edited Date/Time 10/1/2018 10:07am
Is it even motocross if you haven’t spent hours cleaning and prepping your bike, an hour driving to the track, half an hour in the sign on queue for 4 laps of practice and 3 ten minute motos.



Is it even Vet motocross if you don’t arrive in a $50000 van with a new looking bike in the back that has at a minimum: custom graphics, revalved suspension, a Ti pipe, some carbon “protection”, and a spare set of wheels?
(Then thank your lucky stars they won’t let you on the track when the 85s are out.)

(When I was young, I literally drove a $400 van, and raced a $1600 bike [yes, it was a long time ago]. I could never afford new tires front and back at the same time. I used to win races, and “off the podium” was “something wrong”.)
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mattyhamz2 10/1/2018 10:06am
10/1/2018 10:06am
Is it even motocross if you bottom A Kit suspension?
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MotoCoUSA 10/1/2018 10:07am
10/1/2018 10:07am
Is it even motocross if you don't have a metal mulisha shirt and tall socks on?
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Donovan759 10/1/2018 10:28am
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MotoCoUSA wrote:
Is it even motocross if you don't have a metal mulisha shirt and tall socks on?
You accidentally put the word "don't" in this sentence.
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MotoCoUSA 10/1/2018 11:07am
10/1/2018 11:07am
MotoCoUSA wrote:
Is it even motocross if you don't have a metal mulisha shirt and tall socks on?
Donovan759 wrote:
You accidentally put the word "don't" in this sentence.
HA, touche good sir.
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NorCal 50+ 10/1/2018 11:09am
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Is it even motocross if there is no exhaust smell, and it sounds like a pack of Hoover vacuum cleaners was just unleashed? Laughing
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