You know you're an old poop, when...

[quote="JPT"]1. You remember falling over at a stop sign when your bell bottoms went over the kickstart lever and you couldn't get your foot off the peg.

Mine got caught in with the chain and front sprocket.

if your nads take a dip when you shit.

"When you take a piss at 6:00am, and then take a crap at 8:00am. But you don't wake up and get out of bed until 10:00am"

...when your last race was on a bike that you stood on the left side of and kick started it with your right foot.

[quote="winn peeples":0d08a]...when your last race was on a bike that you stood on the left side of and kick started it with your right foot.[/quote:0d08a]

Hey Winn:

Some of us still do that even today

"You still have a nail file in your toolbox to file points."

You know what a"N3G" is.

You know what a Jackov (sp) or a IRZ is!

If your really old you know how to work on them too!

You ever rode with Curnutt shocks... as in two of 'um

[quote="racin mason":14b02]You know what a"N3G" is.[/quote:14b02]

You can still find those Champions if you look hard enough.

Know what Castrol R smells like.

[quote="T-BOND":ee729]Know what Castrol R smells like.[/quote:ee729]

Heaven!

when you live in Vegas and don't even go to the Sx races..hee hee..old man

You can remember the shift pattern on a Hodaka Super Rat (1 up, 4 down) or to let out the clutch on a old Yamaha only to go backwards !!

[quote="Craze":c0e05]You can remember the shift pattern on a Hodaka Super Rat (1 up, 4 down) or to let out the clutch on a old Yamaha only to go backwards !![/quote:c0e05]

OR the same thing for an AJS Stormer, only that it shift on the right side

You remember watching [url=http://www.bonnevilleamerica.com/spotlights/happy_days/fonzie_2.jpg:49e…] jump those trash cans on Happy Days and all-the-while thinking, "So what, I could do that and throw a mean [url=http://photobucket.com/albums/b277/database2/crossup3.jpg:49ecc]cross-u…]."

[img:49ecc]http://www.tvacres.com/images/fonz_jump.jpg[/img:49ecc]

...when left is right and right is wrong.

Even though my current rig is still "right-side" kick.

Having someone come up you to see if you have a nitro bottle to adjust his Fox Shox.

[quote="DJ KC":8205a]Having someone come up you to see if you have a nitro bottle to adjust his Fox Shox.[/quote:8205a]

Understanding what you just said and being the guy asking! lol

Running your weedwacker on Klotz Benol just to relive the "good ole days."

You know that a Bing carb was a "controlled" leak, and an Amal carb was a "metered" leak.

You do camera interviews in your Hanes underwear and dont care what anyone thinks about it... " title="Laughing">

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[quote="JPT":7e4f1]The Thursday before the SX finals you've got tickets to see Gordon Lightfoot at the Orleans and you're really happy about it.

Sure hope he hasn't added Rap to his gig.[/quote:7e4f1]

I can see her lookin’ fast in her faded jeans
She’s a hard lovin’ woman, got me feelin’ mean
Sometimes I think it’s a shame
When I get feelin’ better when I’m feelin’ no pain

[quote="Racer92":bd349]You do camera interviews in your Hanes underwear and dont care what anyone thinks about it... " title="Laughing">http://i.timeinc.net/mx/content/images/ ... holley.jpg[/url][/quote:bd349]

ACK!

You know what blendzall smells like. What compression releases are used for.

You moved shocks up or laid them down to get more rear travel in a your buddys garage 'cause he had a welder.

[quote="FLvet":73075]You moved shocks up or laid them down to get more rear travel in a your buddys garage 'cause he had a welder.[/quote:73075]Good one......I remember doing just that in 1973.

buffaloe breath was a jersey,and not something the little woman complained about in the morning...