KTM buys Suzuki?

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Edited Date/Time 4/1/2016 11:53am
World news is reporting that the owner of KTM has bought controlling interest in Suzuki(somebody post the link, I can't get it to work).

" Apparently the deal has been in the works for a couple months and current Suzuki teams will move under the KTM tent. Rumor is that Bubba and Milsaps have actually been off doing a lot of secret testing on the new yellow KTM to get it ready for the outdoor nationals. They are reporting the new team will be sponsored by UnderArmour and Hoffmeyer Breweries. The new U-Su-KTM-Hoff bike will make its debut at the northern Califrnia round of the Nationals where they expect a lot of local support"

Wonder if it will be a Suzuki with KTM forks?
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ML512 4/1/2016 7:22am
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Not a convincing April Fools....
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You=GAY
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harrowguy 4/1/2016 7:32am
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A for effort.

Better idea than this joker ^

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Lawrence929 4/1/2016 7:34am
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B-EVANS wrote:
World news is reporting that the owner of KTM has bought controlling interest in Suzuki(somebody post the link, I can't get it to work). " Apparently...
World news is reporting that the owner of KTM has bought controlling interest in Suzuki(somebody post the link, I can't get it to work).

" Apparently the deal has been in the works for a couple months and current Suzuki teams will move under the KTM tent. Rumor is that Bubba and Milsaps have actually been off doing a lot of secret testing on the new yellow KTM to get it ready for the outdoor nationals. They are reporting the new team will be sponsored by UnderArmour and Hoffmeyer Breweries. The new U-Su-KTM-Hoff bike will make its debut at the northern Califrnia round of the Nationals where they expect a lot of local support"

Wonder if it will be a Suzuki with KTM forks?
I bet you laugh at fart jokes and think Bud Light tastes awesome.
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B-EVANS 4/1/2016 7:37am
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Damn you guys need to pull your wastebands down out of your arm pits. It's April fools day and this place is dead. Just trying to loosen it up. Go back to solving world problems and whining
Lawrence929 4/1/2016 7:44am
4/1/2016 7:44am
B-EVANS wrote:
Damn you guys need to pull your wastebands down out of your arm pits. It's April fools day and this place is dead. Just trying to...
Damn you guys need to pull your wastebands down out of your arm pits. It's April fools day and this place is dead. Just trying to loosen it up. Go back to solving world problems and whining
Like basically when you are telling a joke but then you use parts like "They are reporting the new team will be sponsored by UnderArmour and Hoffmeyer Breweries. The new U-Su-KTM-Hoff bike will make"

How long do you think those photoshops take that entertain us so much? You can't just throw this shit in the oven all half cocked and expect a filet mignon with a pink center.
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B-EVANS 4/1/2016 7:56am
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Lawrence929 wrote:
Like basically when you are telling a joke but then you use parts like "They are reporting the new team will be sponsored by UnderArmour and...
Like basically when you are telling a joke but then you use parts like "They are reporting the new team will be sponsored by UnderArmour and Hoffmeyer Breweries. The new U-Su-KTM-Hoff bike will make"

How long do you think those photoshops take that entertain us so much? You can't just throw this shit in the oven all half cocked and expect a filet mignon with a pink center.
The goal was to get other people started, so no not much time or effort. Guess you got nothing either?
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Bultaco 4/1/2016 8:02am
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In order for something to be funny, it has to be plausible with a twist or punch line.
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visser62 4/1/2016 8:07am
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It wasn't very funny, but at least he's in the spirit. Kongols' post was pretty good, since it concerned two topics close to his heart.
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DownSouth 4/1/2016 8:15am
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Not cool bro. Why you gotta play a prank like this and get Tyler all riled up. Shocked

I am sure his mom will be along soon to really let you have it. Wink
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B-EVANS 4/1/2016 8:57am
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It was difficult to get a hidden reference in a few sentences to threads about
Suzuki bankruptcy
Ktm takeover
Bubba shouldn't be riding
Milsaps likes suzuki better
Outside sponsors
Non orange ktms
Gay suzuki rider
Ktm forks
Unreliable rumors
And waiting for outdoors

Sorry. I promise to try harder in the future
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Shiftfaced 4/1/2016 9:14am
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Bultaco wrote:
In order for something to be funny, it has to be plausible with a twist or punch line.
This line did that for me......

"The new U-Su-KTM-Hoff bike..."




That was pretty funny.
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Brad460 4/1/2016 9:16am
4/1/2016 9:16am Edited Date/Time 4/1/2016 9:17am
What gives this away as false (besides several obvious things) is the most ridiculous part which says "the deal has been in the works for a couple months" Woohoo Nothing in the corp world takes a couple months..
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mx836 4/1/2016 9:23am
4/1/2016 9:23am
If this wasn't a horrible April fools joke, my unwavering love of SUSUKI would die, just like it did for Husky.
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dsmith 4/1/2016 9:38am
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you just made payton manning angry.....
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Rowlands 4/1/2016 9:44am
4/1/2016 9:44am
Hard to put a decent April fools joke down on this forum. The amount of made up speculation and utter nonsense that is talked on here anyone would think its April fools everyday of the year. I love vital though.
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NotCore 4/1/2016 10:17am
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Suzuki revenue: 25-30 billion
Ktm (INC husky)revenue: 1.5 billion

Not plausible = not funny

project racer 4/1/2016 11:53am
4/1/2016 11:53am Edited Date/Time 4/1/2016 11:56am
cool story, bruh...

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