CRASH: Cows Don't Moooove Very Quickly - Video

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Edited Date/Time 11/19/2015 6:09pm


Yup, you're seeing correctly, a rider jumping into a herd of cows. As the rider is soon to find out, cows don't move very quickly, even when a dirtbike is hurdling through the air at them. Click through to see how this one ends.

http://www.vitalmx.com/videos/member/CRASH-Cows-Dont-Moooove-Very-Quick…
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peelout 11/18/2015 11:40am
11/18/2015 11:40am
hah!

udderly awesome

i see spodes all the time just launch off a sand dune without checking out the back side, this guy takes the cake though
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Agent717 11/18/2015 11:50am
11/18/2015 11:50am
This guy obviously doesn't know how to steer.
Missing_Muffs 11/18/2015 11:53am
11/18/2015 11:53am
that walking steak got a COW-A-SAKI to the head.

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ML512 11/18/2015 12:04pm
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Keep the puns coming... Laughing
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TailSoHard 11/18/2015 12:10pm
11/18/2015 12:10pm
He had a lot at steak on that jump...
JaredPartridge 11/18/2015 12:14pm
11/18/2015 12:14pm
Not the best way to boost your vitamin D intake.
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moscrop940 11/18/2015 12:21pm
11/18/2015 12:21pm
Holy cow that guy beef'd it
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Agent717 11/18/2015 12:21pm
11/18/2015 12:21pm
Way to spot the landing.
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VET176 11/18/2015 12:25pm
11/18/2015 12:25pm
Looks like a mid air T-Bone to me.
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GrapeApe 11/18/2015 12:26pm
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They should have herd him coming . . .
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Agent717 11/18/2015 12:31pm
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Well done sir. A crash like that is pretty rare.
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TailSoHard 11/18/2015 12:50pm
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It would beef huckin' hilarious if he landed that
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jtiger12 11/18/2015 12:53pm
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This guy is really milking his 15 minutes of fame.
scott_nz 11/18/2015 12:57pm
11/18/2015 12:57pm
only in NZ,

thank fuck it was not sheep, as the jokes would have terrible,
mattyhamz2 11/18/2015 1:33pm
11/18/2015 1:33pm
He didn't even udder a curse word and the cows seemed pretty immooooovable

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Roostermx58 11/18/2015 1:57pm
11/18/2015 1:57pm
Hit the bull's eye
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olds cool 11/18/2015 2:04pm
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Cowabunga dude!!!
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burnside 11/18/2015 2:07pm
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One of my closest encounters with death was with a cow too!

Riding an old Honda XL in Sri Lanka, I ran out of light and got caught out riding at night, was buzzing along at around 40mph down a quiet road, bear in mind the lights were completely crap on this rental bike, was riding along and

VOOOOOMMMMMMMMM....

It took me a couple of seconds to realise Id just missed a cow. It was startin at me head on, if I had been a yard to my right Id have a cow skull embedded in my own skull. Literally brushed it with my elbow... inches away,

Some could say had the cow killed me it was karma...!

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TwoStroke_857 11/18/2015 2:42pm
11/18/2015 2:42pm
We're all really milking this thread for all it is worth.
MXant15 11/18/2015 2:55pm
11/18/2015 2:55pm
cheesy thread
bellzy moto 11/18/2015 2:56pm
11/18/2015 2:56pm
He's got mooookie fever.
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peelout 11/18/2015 2:58pm
11/18/2015 2:58pm
good way to bruise his dairy-ere, now he's going to have to hoof it home
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DavidR 11/18/2015 3:40pm
11/18/2015 3:40pm
Damn. That cud have ended badly.
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Rich Piano 11/18/2015 4:28pm
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Daily dose of iron.
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