A wise man once told me...

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Buy low, sell high.
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indy_maico wrote:
The reason women are never 'in tune' is because the intake is too close to the exhaust.
My wife actually laughed when I told her that one.

Must be true.
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Check out the girlfriend's mother to see what she'll look like in 20 some years
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indy_maico 5/13/2015 4:48am
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Women....if we couldn't have sex with them, we'd hunt them for food!
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If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the shell into your cooking.
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XXVoid MainXX 5/13/2015 7:44am
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sende wrote:
If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the...
If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the shell into your cooking.
Whoah! Major fricken' revelation there! I just tried it and it works. Thanks! Smile
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indy_maico wrote:
Women....if we couldn't have sex with them, we'd hunt them for food!
I like this one!
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sende wrote:
If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the...
If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the shell into your cooking.
XXVoid MainXX wrote:
Whoah! Major fricken' revelation there! I just tried it and it works. Thanks! Smile
Made my life easier for sure. Grinning
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that's not wisdom that's whippedom Laughing
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You can lead a horse to California, but you can't make him drink... CAUSE THERE'S NO WATER!!

buddum tsss Silly Grinning
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indy_maico wrote:
Women....if we couldn't have sex with them, we'd hunt them for food!
Uncle Tony wrote:
I like this one!
Being an F1 fan, you'll no doubt appreciate it to know that an English guy who was a mechanic at McLaren back in the James Hunt days told me that one.
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newmann wrote:
if it fucks , flies or floats, rent it.
Wasatch Rider wrote:
And never eat anything that stinks. LOL
ocscottie wrote:
"if it smells like a fish, run like a chicken"
"If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smells like trout, GTFO."
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In response to me exclaiming that I was pissed off... "Better than being pissed on!"
In response to me whining about something... "Better than a kick in the head with a frozen mukluck!"
"Marry the first time for love, if that doesn't work, marry the second time for money."

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If the minimum wasn't enough, it wouldn't be the minimum.
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From my dad, "if your gonna' play in the rain, wear your boots".
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Never frighten a small man, he has to kill you.
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Be good.

But if you are not going to be good, be good at it.

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UpTiTe 5/26/2015 5:29pm
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Don't be so lazy during the week and you'd beat O'mara.
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" why would one cultivate hair on your face when it grows wild on your ass"
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Those who can do, those who can't teach.
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If you talk, you are only repeating what you allready know, if you listen you might learn something new.
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TailSoHard 5/27/2015 2:59pm
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Markee wrote:
Those who can do, those who can't teach.
And those who can't teach, teach gym class
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XXVoid MainXX 5/27/2015 8:17pm
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sende wrote:
If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the...
If you crack a raw egg to flat surface instead to the edge of a pan, you don't get any of those annoying pieces of the shell into your cooking.
XXVoid MainXX wrote:
Whoah! Major fricken' revelation there! I just tried it and it works. Thanks! Smile
sende wrote:
Made my life easier for sure. Grinning
Unfortunately I broke a yolk yesterday using the flat surface method. Apparently it isn't all it's cracked up to be. Smile
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We all have two lives. The second one starts once we realize we only have one.



Nothing will bring you greater peace then minding your own business
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Fix yourself, yourself
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"20 years from now, you won't remember the nights that you got plenty of sleep"

"whatever you do, do it well"

"Calm seas don't make skilled captains"





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