When it all goes wrong on dirtscooters

GeorgiePorgie
Edited Date/Time 11/23/2014 11:50am
Came across this video, it's entertaining, cringeful and scary all at the same time.Add your quotes with the time stamp! Let's have some fun with this.

@4:32-- 12 year old kids dropping F bombs at each other. Although If I was the parent I think that type of language was acceptable in that situation. I'm not sure how I couldn't laugh if I was witness to that.

@7:48-- Earlywine made the cut! Youchie for the tailbone.

@8:12--When whips don't come back; followed closely by when seat bouncers go bad.

https://youtu.be/Ed1H8fZlFII
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enketchum
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enketchum 11/21/2014 11:30pm
11/21/2014 11:30pm
Swaps Magoo and some people don't know how to LET OFF

Shit. Anthony. ANTHONY!!!
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mattmatt300 11/22/2014 12:30am
11/22/2014 12:30am
2:50 or so is awful!
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jemcee 11/22/2014 12:42am
11/22/2014 12:42am
oh man I soooo don't miss any of those noises!

the father of the first kid that whiskey's into the bank (2nd clip) is a member here I think..
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plowboy 11/22/2014 1:07am
11/22/2014 1:07am
Not 100% but the youngun at .25 was taken at Draper Lake nr OKC. The Black Trail is wicked I tell ya.

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Robgvx 11/22/2014 1:57am
11/22/2014 1:57am
8.48. How to fall off riding along in a straight line...
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benj4030 11/22/2014 6:12am
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7:30 ... how to remove and helmet
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jeffro413 11/22/2014 6:33am
11/22/2014 6:33am
I want to know if the guy on fire lived
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4stroke4DWIN 11/22/2014 6:40am
11/22/2014 6:40am
It's crazy how many peoples helmets got blown off? Jesus, cinch it down FFS.
FireCrotchOnFire 11/22/2014 6:40am
11/22/2014 6:40am
jeffro413 wrote:
I want to know if the guy on fire lived
He does....barely. There was a bit on tru tv about it where the interviewed him
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bgpn35 11/22/2014 7:06am
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The 6 min mark is the step up triple at daniels ridge in taylorsville nc, two people have died on that jump. You now go the opposite way but you don't jump down the hill it's more like rollers. The face of that jump was not built right and I was a nervous wreck every time I jumped it.
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crf250pilot 11/22/2014 7:26am
11/22/2014 7:26am
1:14 takes the cake. The only thing worse than a quadtard is not being able to jump one.
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Team Ideal 11/22/2014 9:07am
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the one that starts at 36 seconds, my son was right behind these two guys, they both hit the same kicker in the face of the jump. My son ran over the guy on the lefts leg but he (the guy on ground) was ok. Ryan, a close friend of ours, was the guy on ground on the right. Just as he was scrambling to get off the track another guy flat smoked him. Hit him in the upper ribs/arm pit area, actually knocked the shit out of him, broke his scapula some ribs and busted him up pretty good. this dude is a total badass, I think it prolly would have killed a mere human. funny thing about it he had just been dating this girl for a week or so and here she is wiping shit off of him so they can get him dressed and head for the ER, he looks over at me and says "guess she's a keeper"
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jeffro503 11/22/2014 9:28am
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Damn.....I don't know what it is , but I can only get into these videos about 1 - 2 mins before I have to stop it. I find myself just cringing and saying " Oh , Oh , OOOHH!! " Makes me want to stay off my bike. Dizzy Dizzy
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TailSoHard 11/22/2014 9:44am
11/22/2014 9:44am
I can't believe they didn't include that huuuuuge crash at the Glen Helen WORCS race from a couple years ago... bikes on bikes on bikes on bikes....
vanillaice782 11/22/2014 10:07am
11/22/2014 10:07am
I'm pretty sure I saw James Stewart at 8:30. It looked like he was working on perfecting the scrub.
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Old-Man 11/22/2014 10:20am
11/22/2014 10:20am
Dude on Fire was crazy, imagine laying there all busted up while on fire
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uk125250 11/22/2014 12:32pm
11/22/2014 12:32pm
Nice video! Thanks for posting. Guy that came up on the mini and jumped right on him is the worst idiot of all.
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CR250Rider 11/22/2014 1:14pm
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I get voices in my head after watching that crash stuff. can't watch

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KLX650C 11/22/2014 1:24pm
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@.51 George George George of the jungle watch out for that tree. For those old enough to remember that cartoon
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superorbital 11/22/2014 2:23pm
11/22/2014 2:23pm
Holy crap, an hour later and I am still stuck here watching these videos!!!Woohoo
EZZA 95B 11/22/2014 2:50pm
11/22/2014 2:50pm
When it all goes right...
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bgpn35 11/22/2014 3:01pm
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superorbital wrote:
Holy crap, an hour later and I am still stuck here watching these videos!!!:woohoo:
Holy crap, an hour later and I am still stuck here watching these videos!!!Woohoo
Man, I do that all the time. It's hard not to keep watching them, every time I watch them i critique them so I hope not to make the same mistakes! Lol, some of them have no business on a bike!
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WFO! 11/22/2014 7:33pm
11/22/2014 7:33pm
Man I've watched tons of these videos but this one delivers....that little guy in the very beginning flying through the air like a ragdoll.....my gawd.....jeeeeez!
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ruskymx 11/22/2014 10:02pm
11/22/2014 10:02pm
Physics...657..... Dirt bike riders.....0

9:14 - How about how calm the dad(?) was with the kid on the kx65 wadding it up and lawn darting himself into a cloud of dust. "Hey are you alright bud?" While he's giggling like a school girl as the kid is turtled up in a heap.
EZZA 95B 11/22/2014 10:18pm
11/22/2014 10:18pm
Funny how there is so much cool stuff being done on bikes all the time yet it's so difficult to find more than a few compilations.
People eating shit on the other hand.Unsure
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SwapperMX 11/23/2014 6:52am
11/23/2014 6:52am
Gnarly !! Very hard to watch for sure !!
str8shooter 11/23/2014 7:56am
11/23/2014 7:56am
Most people in the videos have no business being on a dirtbike in close quarters trail riding or the first time riders hitting jumps WAY beyond their abilities.
Before people go getting on a track or tight trail with other people they need to ride wide open flat fields with cornering cones to learn WHERE THE FUCKING BREAKS ARE!!! Laughing

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Hank_Thrill 11/23/2014 11:50am
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Team Ideal wrote:
the one that starts at 36 seconds, my son was right behind these two guys, they both hit the same kicker in the face of the...
the one that starts at 36 seconds, my son was right behind these two guys, they both hit the same kicker in the face of the jump. My son ran over the guy on the lefts leg but he (the guy on ground) was ok. Ryan, a close friend of ours, was the guy on ground on the right. Just as he was scrambling to get off the track another guy flat smoked him. Hit him in the upper ribs/arm pit area, actually knocked the shit out of him, broke his scapula some ribs and busted him up pretty good. this dude is a total badass, I think it prolly would have killed a mere human. funny thing about it he had just been dating this girl for a week or so and here she is wiping shit off of him so they can get him dressed and head for the ER, he looks over at me and says "guess she's a keeper"
Glad to read they were both alright. That was one of the worst ones in the video.

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