Monster Energy -- Literally the Work of Satan

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Beast666 11/10/2014 5:31am
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nothing pisses me off more than a bunch of bible thumping idiots. If she really wants to meet the beast and see the number 666 she can PM me here and i will show her my AMA pro license from 1988
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Fortunately for you Monster drinkers I happen to be a freelance Exorcist...
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AzTrooper 11/10/2014 7:07am
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Drugs are bad mkay

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TDeath21 11/10/2014 7:38am
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I don't think there's any way all of those things are coincidences and that someone somewhere in the Monster Headquarters hasn't noticed all of this. It has to be intentional.
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Sandberm 11/10/2014 7:49am
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This is what happens when women cant figure out how to enjoy sex.
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jeffro503 11/10/2014 8:39am
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Sandberm wrote:
This is what happens when women cant figure out how to enjoy sex.
Enjoy it? As tightly wound as that chick is.......I don't think she's " had it " in years.
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Spydee 11/10/2014 8:55am
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Sandberm wrote:
This is what happens when women cant figure out how to enjoy sex.
jeffro503 wrote:
Enjoy it? As tightly wound as that chick is.......I don't think she's " had it " in years.
Can you imagine going out on a date with her? If Monster is the devil then her views on alcohol must be bad enough to make you want to run a mile. You'd have a glass of wine and she'd keep trying to turn it into water.
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dak446 11/10/2014 9:01am
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Jarid332 wrote:
[img]https://cdn2.hubspot.net/hub/131912/file-23262755-jpg/images/monster-energy-drink-tattoo.jpg[/img]
That's sick! How could anyone say that the devil is responsible for such beauty?
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WRH 11/10/2014 9:57am
11/10/2014 9:57am
Does she point out any of the harm Monster has done? I'm going with Global Warming instead!
SEE ARE125 11/10/2014 10:37am
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Laughing Gotta watch the whole thing.
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MXisLIFE 11/10/2014 12:38pm
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What if God is really Satan and Satan is really god and we've been tricked for centuries to believe otherwise.. How many wars have been started over Satan himself rather than God or Allah lol... This must be the result of excessive use of raw ether im convinced!
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dsmith 11/10/2014 12:48pm
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TripleFive wrote:
I'm no longer comfortable with Monster sponsoring our sport. If what this lady is saying is true Satan would be the biggest sponsor in this community...
I'm no longer comfortable with Monster sponsoring our sport. If what this lady is saying is true Satan would be the biggest sponsor in this community. I don't like it, I don't like it at all.

https://youtu.be/bntfUA6TmLs
here she is again....

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40Plus_922mx 11/10/2014 1:05pm
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Although the artwork is definitely intended to mirror the 666 number, the cross in the circle etc. it is all a marketing ploy of the company and nothing more. The drink, the can, and the company are not the Devil.

As a Bible believing Christian do I approve of their methods? Maybe not, but it is a free country. And they are not propagating any type of theology that would bring spiritual harm to anyone in the way of blasphemy etc.

I would be more worried about the wicked heart of all men than the Monster logo.
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peelout 11/10/2014 1:14pm
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that dumb bitch don't know shit, i'll run my M for lyf

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dsmith 11/10/2014 1:29pm
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I found her again....

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jasonv43 11/10/2014 5:23pm
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peelout wrote:
that dumb bitch don't know shit, i'll run my M for lyf [img]http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d187/yz719/megan.jpg[/img]
that dumb bitch don't know shit, i'll run my M for lyf

That's true Love bro.
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bdownen323 11/10/2014 6:12pm
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Turn your volume down or else.
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jimmie 11/10/2014 6:21pm
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This is reminiscent of the "backwards masking" crowd of the late 70's early 80's.

I trust the word of God, this gal's message................not so much.

Personally, I kinda like a Monster drink from time to time.
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No-K 11/10/2014 8:13pm
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It's simply not true, I'm the devil.

I live on the 666 trail right under the beasts claw track




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jeffro503 11/10/2014 8:17pm
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My face seriously hurts from watching this Holy hell! HAHA!



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mxrose3 11/10/2014 9:02pm
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Reminds me of the church lady
EZZA 95B 11/10/2014 9:14pm
11/10/2014 9:14pm
What a dumb Mole...

I find Satan quite informative and insightful.

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dsmith 11/11/2014 6:38am
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video of her camping trip................


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Katoomey 11/11/2014 6:42am
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40Plus_922mx wrote:
Although the artwork is definitely intended to mirror the 666 number, the cross in the circle etc. it is all a marketing ploy of the company...
Although the artwork is definitely intended to mirror the 666 number, the cross in the circle etc. it is all a marketing ploy of the company and nothing more. The drink, the can, and the company are not the Devil.

As a Bible believing Christian do I approve of their methods? Maybe not, but it is a free country. And they are not propagating any type of theology that would bring spiritual harm to anyone in the way of blasphemy etc.

I would be more worried about the wicked heart of all men than the Monster logo.
oh, thank you. so much. Without you confirming that Monster is not the devil, I probably would have went crazy.
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steveada 11/11/2014 6:58am
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These nuts are everywhere and see satan in everything.





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