Alessi Penalized

shredder22 6/11/2014 11:37pm
6/11/2014 11:37pm
ford832 wrote:
I thought it was because you were from Tillsonburg.Tongue Give it to JA,I'm fine with it.Laughing
scooter5002 wrote:
I can assure you, I was an asshole long before I moved to Tillsonburg, ask anyone who's known me for the last 52 years. If Team...
I can assure you, I was an asshole long before I moved to Tillsonburg, ask anyone who's known me for the last 52 years.

If Team Alessi thought they were unfairly penalized in the first moto, then appeal the decision to the Race Marshall, don't go pissing and moaning on the damned internet immediately, and threaten to skip the second moto, in protest. If that fails to work, then go higher up the food chain, if that's an option. If that is unsuccessful, then take the loss in points, put your head down, and come out swinging in the second moto, and for the rest of the series. Somewhat like Villopoto did in 2013, after the start of the SX season. That's what champions like Villopoto and Carmicheal do, not whine like a teenage bitch to their friends on Facebook.

Actually Ron, I'm fine. However, I have a suggestion for you, and interestingly enough, it also involves that Midol. Grab your cel, and call up 2 of your closest homies, and have them meet you downtown, at the busiest intersection you can think of. Once there, examine the box of Midol for flaws, imperfections, or anything that might render it unusable. Now, grab a lamp post with one arm, and with the other, shove that box up your ass, until it won't go any further. Now, this is where your friends come in. Once you've come to a halt, back up, and have them help you take a second run at it. When the next flat billin, skateboard, baggy pants wearin 13 year old pimple faced loser walks by and says "Duuuuuude, what's that stickin out of your mouth?", that'll be far enough. While I realize that that is not the manufacturers intended purpose for that product, I'm sure they'll get over it. I wouldn't worry about a team of lawyers showing up at your front door tomorrow morning. Perhaps FTE could chime in here, just to clarify.
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"Gopher Dunes " !!! You made that name up ,right ? You have got to love Canada , but then again I raced at possum hollow...
"Gopher Dunes " !!! You made that name up ,right ? You have got to love Canada , but then again I raced at possum hollow in Arkansas.Laughing Laughing
Haha, no telling what you might find when you venture up into the hills of northern arkansas. Can you hear those banjos? Huck, is that you??
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mikem 6/12/2014 6:27am
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I still don't get the anger displayed on here by some people towards Mike Alessi. It baffles me. His participation in the CMRC Nationals has had nothing but a positive effect on the series IMO. Granted Tony has made a few interesting choices over the years and it's quite possible that something may happen at any time but that gives us all something to talk about so that's a positive too if you ask me. Mike seems like a genuinely nice guy and he's super fast. I'm glad he's racing here and i for one can't wait to go and see him live.
And "three9zero" I don't really get why you don't think his bike will make it through Gopher Dunes. Unless it has a very small gas tank on it i don't see any reason why it wouldn't.
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three9zero wrote:
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into...
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into that race.
Yeah Mike's engine builder sure doesn't seem to know what he's doing huh?Huh

It just gets better and better.....

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KennyT 6/12/2014 7:23am
6/12/2014 7:23am Edited Date/Time 6/12/2014 7:54am
three9zero wrote:
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into...
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into that race.
Huh? What is the reason for that statement ?

I'm assuming Gophers Dunes a sand track , if so that makes complete sense that a guy that trains in the sand has no chance in hell doing well there. Look for a double moto sweep by the desert rat
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Sandberm 6/12/2014 7:38am
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Mike, as a protest to his penalty goes all popeye for the second moto. Isnt cutting the sleeves off your jersey against the ama rules everywhere in the US except where wife beating is allowed?

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mikem 6/12/2014 7:50am
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three9zero wrote:
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into...
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into that race.
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Huh? What is the reason for that statement ? I'm assuming Gophers Dunes a sand track , if so that makes complete sense that a guy...
Huh? What is the reason for that statement ?

I'm assuming Gophers Dunes a sand track , if so that makes complete sense that a guy that trains in the sand has no chance in hell doing well there. Look for a double moto sweep by the desert rat
I take some offense to you referring to Gopher Dunes as a shithole as it's been my home track for many years. I do however agree that Alessi will do well there and has a very good chance of winning. Colton goes well there too.

1 lap around gopher dunes
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KennyT 6/12/2014 7:55am
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three9zero wrote:
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into...
Ice cube's chance in Hell that Mike's Suzuki will make it both motos @ Gopher Dunes anyhow, he better have a 25 point lead going into that race.
KennyT wrote:
Huh? What is the reason for that statement ? I'm assuming Gophers Dunes a sand track , if so that makes complete sense that a guy...
Huh? What is the reason for that statement ?

I'm assuming Gophers Dunes a sand track , if so that makes complete sense that a guy that trains in the sand has no chance in hell doing well there. Look for a double moto sweep by the desert rat
mikem wrote:
I take some offense to you referring to Gopher Dunes as a shithole as it's been my home track for many years. I do however agree...
I take some offense to you referring to Gopher Dunes as a shithole as it's been my home track for many years. I do however agree that Alessi will do well there and has a very good chance of winning. Colton goes well there too.

1 lap around gopher dunes
You are correct Mike.....edited as it should have been written

Great video, a typical beautiful track in Canada
TheNewOriginal 6/12/2014 11:55am
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I can assure you, I was an asshole long before I moved to Tillsonburg, ask anyone who's known me for the last 52 years. If Team...
I can assure you, I was an asshole long before I moved to Tillsonburg, ask anyone who's known me for the last 52 years.

If Team Alessi thought they were unfairly penalized in the first moto, then appeal the decision to the Race Marshall, don't go pissing and moaning on the damned internet immediately, and threaten to skip the second moto, in protest. If that fails to work, then go higher up the food chain, if that's an option. If that is unsuccessful, then take the loss in points, put your head down, and come out swinging in the second moto, and for the rest of the series. Somewhat like Villopoto did in 2013, after the start of the SX season. That's what champions like Villopoto and Carmicheal do, not whine like a teenage bitch to their friends on Facebook.

Actually Ron, I'm fine. However, I have a suggestion for you, and interestingly enough, it also involves that Midol. Grab your cel, and call up 2 of your closest homies, and have them meet you downtown, at the busiest intersection you can think of. Once there, examine the box of Midol for flaws, imperfections, or anything that might render it unusable. Now, grab a lamp post with one arm, and with the other, shove that box up your ass, until it won't go any further. Now, this is where your friends come in. Once you've come to a halt, back up, and have them help you take a second run at it. When the next flat billin, skateboard, baggy pants wearin 13 year old pimple faced loser walks by and says "Duuuuuude, what's that stickin out of your mouth?", that'll be far enough. While I realize that that is not the manufacturers intended purpose for that product, I'm sure they'll get over it. I wouldn't worry about a team of lawyers showing up at your front door tomorrow morning. Perhaps FTE could chime in here, just to clarify.
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I've seen some real assholes through the years of Motodrive and most recently our beloved VItal, but you take the cake for being the biggest asshole...
I've seen some real assholes through the years of Motodrive and most recently our beloved VItal, but you take the cake for being the biggest asshole of them all. Not just the typical douchebaggery that most of us partake in every once in awhile, but every damn day you're full of piss and vinegar. The wife cheat on you, your kids hate you, your dogs ran away?

Whatever it may be someone needs to clip your fucking wings and put your bitch ass out to pasture.

dean122. Agree 100%
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Trav138 6/12/2014 12:04pm
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scooter5002 wrote:
I can assure you, I was an asshole long before I moved to Tillsonburg, ask anyone who's known me for the last 52 years. If Team...
I can assure you, I was an asshole long before I moved to Tillsonburg, ask anyone who's known me for the last 52 years.

If Team Alessi thought they were unfairly penalized in the first moto, then appeal the decision to the Race Marshall, don't go pissing and moaning on the damned internet immediately, and threaten to skip the second moto, in protest. If that fails to work, then go higher up the food chain, if that's an option. If that is unsuccessful, then take the loss in points, put your head down, and come out swinging in the second moto, and for the rest of the series. Somewhat like Villopoto did in 2013, after the start of the SX season. That's what champions like Villopoto and Carmicheal do, not whine like a teenage bitch to their friends on Facebook.

Actually Ron, I'm fine. However, I have a suggestion for you, and interestingly enough, it also involves that Midol. Grab your cel, and call up 2 of your closest homies, and have them meet you downtown, at the busiest intersection you can think of. Once there, examine the box of Midol for flaws, imperfections, or anything that might render it unusable. Now, grab a lamp post with one arm, and with the other, shove that box up your ass, until it won't go any further. Now, this is where your friends come in. Once you've come to a halt, back up, and have them help you take a second run at it. When the next flat billin, skateboard, baggy pants wearin 13 year old pimple faced loser walks by and says "Duuuuuude, what's that stickin out of your mouth?", that'll be far enough. While I realize that that is not the manufacturers intended purpose for that product, I'm sure they'll get over it. I wouldn't worry about a team of lawyers showing up at your front door tomorrow morning. Perhaps FTE could chime in here, just to clarify.
dean122 wrote:
I've seen some real assholes through the years of Motodrive and most recently our beloved VItal, but you take the cake for being the biggest asshole...
I've seen some real assholes through the years of Motodrive and most recently our beloved VItal, but you take the cake for being the biggest asshole of them all. Not just the typical douchebaggery that most of us partake in every once in awhile, but every damn day you're full of piss and vinegar. The wife cheat on you, your kids hate you, your dogs ran away?

Whatever it may be someone needs to clip your fucking wings and put your bitch ass out to pasture.

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dean122. Agree 100%
I think Scooter is pretty damn funny if you ask me. Some people just take things little more serious than others imo
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To begin with, I can't say that I even really follow the Canadian series. I know some of the guys, and I occasionally check results to...
To begin with, I can't say that I even really follow the Canadian series. I know some of the guys, and I occasionally check results to see how some of my local buddies did, but aside from that, I don't follow it.

But to say that nobody cared about Canadian motocross until Alessi came up is ridiculous. Canadian motocross didn't all of a sudden blow up when Alessi came up. All you guys claiming to follow it now, are you really following it? Or are you checking into Vital looking for the latest Alessi controversy threads?

It's all good tho BRO's. You guys gave us Alessi, we gave you Justin Bieber. We'll call it even. Wink
But to say that nobody cared about Canadian motocross until Alessi came up is ridiculous.\

Couldn't agree more. Love the tracks you have up there....real MX tracks for sure.
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Titan1 6/12/2014 1:05pm
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How is there no video of alessi cutting the track?
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tombugg 6/13/2014 8:15pm
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How is it possible that there is no video of these races?? I use to love watching the Canadian Nats on TV (This was before I knew anyone racing them) I WANT VIDEO OF SAID RACES AND INFRACTIONS!!!

Is this too much to ask??
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tombugg 6/13/2014 8:35pm
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Great video, I am an Alessi fan, and want to say that he did wait, which was good but he would have been better served to let him by and then pass him back again.
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Tbteam 6/13/2014 8:44pm
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I never would have thought that the part where he cut the track would be so blatant. Jeez.
motokiwi 6/13/2014 9:31pm
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Maybe he forgot he was racing the nationals, and thought he was at a local club day, I can see how he would make this mistake...
shredder22 6/14/2014 2:42am
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tombugg wrote:
Great video, I am an Alessi fan, and want to say that he did wait, which was good but he would have been better served to...
Great video, I am an Alessi fan, and want to say that he did wait, which was good but he would have been better served to let him by and then pass him back again.
Even if he did that, he still CUT THE TRACK. In that part of the track he cut, he could have crashed, stalled, etc. and by cutting that part, even though he waited, he gave himself an advantage. That's why he was docked the positions. There's no controversy about it. You can bet if somebody else did that to Alessi, Tony and the rest of the Alessi's/MCR crew would have been raising hell about the track cutting.

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What the fuck. How can he or anyone else possibly argue it?!?

All that does is highlight he's a dope, he could have easily turned around and gone back on the track and no foul, most normal people would do that shit.

Yeah he waited, but fuck, it isn't normal. Never is.
LtColMXUSM131 6/14/2014 5:48am
6/14/2014 5:48am Edited Date/Time 6/14/2014 5:56am
Next stop is to compete for the south american championship. At least there you can pay off the federalies.
If that doesn't work out, off to Iceland to compete there.
I said it many many many years ago.
MA will never win an AMA (top pro level) championship in America.
He would get smoke checked before he would get kicked out of Europe for being an ass clown (with entourage) if he chose to go world championship.
Go open an MX school and move on. Top tip: The look back
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kawasa84 wrote:
Wow, after reading Scooter's and Roosters comebacks they're some pissed off Canucks. And this ain't even Hockey season. I got a parking ticket in Vancouver back...
Wow, after reading Scooter's and Roosters comebacks they're some pissed off Canucks.
And this ain't even Hockey season.
I got a parking ticket in Vancouver back in June of 1997, with my rental car from Washington state, I never paid it. What is the "statute of limitations" up there?
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I think they r a little pissy because a So Cal team is about to win the Stanley Cup and a so cal desert rat is...
I think they r a little pissy because a So Cal team is about to win the Stanley Cup and a so cal desert rat is going to take home the Canadian MX title
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I don't follow hockey, so I couldn't give a rats ass who wins the cup. As far your desert dick winning the title, come back and...
I don't follow hockey, so I couldn't give a rats ass who wins the cup. As far your desert dick winning the title, come back and see me in 8 more rounds. If he's holding the number 1 plate after Walton, that's when I'll concede the fact he's won. Assuming he doesn't commit any MORE Alessi stupidity, which is highly probable.
Pissed off? Not even remotely, I just marvel at the butthurt around here. Top of the list will be that rimjob performing BoobyM, since I've dared to have the audacity to publicly disparage his idol. Gotta be tough, all those years of swallowing Tonys jism, and not ONE championship to brag about for his mental midget hero. Comes to Canada and a second rate series for an easy championship, and he's not even leading the points. Tsk tsk.
Is "jism" spelled right?
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LtColMXUSM131 wrote:
Next stop is to compete for the south american championship. At least there you can pay off the federalies. If that doesn't work out, off to...
Next stop is to compete for the south american championship. At least there you can pay off the federalies.
If that doesn't work out, off to Iceland to compete there.
I said it many many many years ago.
MA will never win an AMA (top pro level) championship in America.
He would get smoke checked before he would get kicked out of Europe for being an ass clown (with entourage) if he chose to go world championship.
Go open an MX school and move on. Top tip: The look back
Dork....
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BobbyM wrote:
Is "jism" spelled right?
The fact you don't know how it's spelled doesn't surprise me, but you're CERTAINLY acquainted with the taste of it. Tony's, at least.
LtColMXUSM131 6/14/2014 7:50am
6/14/2014 7:50am Edited Date/Time 6/14/2014 7:51am
LtColMXUSM131 wrote:
Next stop is to compete for the south american championship. At least there you can pay off the federalies. If that doesn't work out, off to...
Next stop is to compete for the south american championship. At least there you can pay off the federalies.
If that doesn't work out, off to Iceland to compete there.
I said it many many many years ago.
MA will never win an AMA (top pro level) championship in America.
He would get smoke checked before he would get kicked out of Europe for being an ass clown (with entourage) if he chose to go world championship.
Go open an MX school and move on. Top tip: The look back
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Dork....
Throw the bait.You hook a whopper.
Got you in the boat. On ice and ready to use you as chum since you aren't a keeper.
And, ahh results and stats don't lie

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