Everyone post stupid shit that you've done

Sunhouse wrote:

Got caught masturbating at age 14. A part of me died that day. Masturbating might not be "stupid shit", but I did feel like a stupid...

Got caught masturbating at age 14. A part of me died that day. Masturbating might not be "stupid shit", but I did feel like a stupid shit afterwards, and the following 13 years of my life.

Torco1 wrote:

I once rode an escalator and didn't hold on to the handrail.

JPT wrote:

I was a Juvenile Court Officer for 20 years before I moved to Vegas. One time the local PD asked me to do a little workshop...

I was a Juvenile Court Officer for 20 years before I moved to Vegas. One time the local PD asked me to do a little workshop on the Juvenile code to a bunch of rookie cops. They were setting there all cocky and laughing thinking they were going to tell me what's what. So I started the discussion with:

"Who here would like to have been caught and held fully accountable for everything they did before they turned 18?"

Things got real quiet and we ended up having a pretty good discussion.

And for the record I would have gotten real quiet if asked that question too.

peelout wrote:

took a fatty home from the bar, woke up next to her in a daze and still drunk and tried to sneak out, realized when i...

took a fatty home from the bar, woke up next to her in a daze and still drunk and tried to sneak out, realized when i got to the front door that it was my house

peelout wrote:

took a fatty home from the bar, woke up next to her in a daze and still drunk and tried to sneak out, realized when i...

took a fatty home from the bar, woke up next to her in a daze and still drunk and tried to sneak out, realized when i got to the front door that it was my house

Sondy132001 wrote:

hahahah then what ??

wired4speed wrote:

My arrests were boring. However, one game I played with my brothers was called dart fight. We would take dartboard darts down in the basement and...

My arrests were boring. However, one game I played with my brothers was called dart fight. We would take dartboard darts down in the basement and shut off the lights. We would blindly then throw darts at each other while our eyes were trying to dilate. Being in the pitch dark and hearing the sound of darts cuting the air around you and slamming into the wooden food pantry and floor joists is stupid. The game ended when one of the darts struck me and embedded in my back. Great game but damn was that stupid shit.

peelout wrote:

took a fatty home from the bar, woke up next to her in a daze and still drunk and tried to sneak out, realized when i...

took a fatty home from the bar, woke up next to her in a daze and still drunk and tried to sneak out, realized when i got to the front door that it was my house

Sondy132001 wrote:

hahahah then what ??

peelout wrote:

went back to bed, duh

true story

JustMX wrote:

Well, never been arrested..and I am 47... Out ran the cops many times on my screaming dt 175.....just cut through yards and stuff where they couldn't...

Well, never been arrested..and I am 47...

Out ran the cops many times on my screaming dt 175.....just cut through yards and stuff where they couldn't follow me.

Flipped a toyota corolla on it's side in the school parking lot....after going almost 200' on two wheels.

pulled a 2000 gallon water truck from Macon to Chattanooga on I-75, with a 4 cylinder toyota truck, on Memorial day weekend.

And this little gem hit my fadding memory in a conversation with a buddy the other day:



I was at a mud race down in Georgia in the early 80's, back before pressure washers.

I would put the bike on a stand and start it, then click it into 4th or 5th gear and rev it up to fling mud off the chain and tires.

It is drizzling so I am doing this under the tarp fastened to the side of my trusty dodge van (before ez ups too)

I am parked right next to the track and am not paying attention to the bike becaue I am watching some of the racing.

I give it one more good rev, and the bike slides off the stand, wide open, in 4th or 5th gear.

The bike launches through the open door of my van and break out the window on the far side.

I reach in and shut it off and immediately looked out to see if anybody observed my stupidity.

There is a little boy tugging on his dad's hand trying to get him to look over at me and my bike, and he says" Daddy, did you see how that man loaded his motorcycle?"