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Somebody needs to tell Katy Perry that there’s a difference between going to space and being a space cadet!
Now she's both.
Unbeknownst to the women, everything they thought they were viewing through the windows was a computer simulation when in fact they flew from West Texas went directly over Gilley’s and returned home from “space”.
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What were the red flags?
Pretty sure this group in here understands how painful flat-landings are. And they made it look like they landed on a pillow...fake.
I'm confused. What part of this was faked? **other than Blaire White being a "woman"
Where is the live and uncut footage from inside?
Where are the pressure suits with helmets?
Why was the door opened, then shut, then 3 mins later Bezos had to be the one to fake open the door with a wrench?
The door was flimsy as hell.
There's a less than zero % chance these women would pass actual G-Force training.
Who wears makeup and does their hair for a "real space capsule launch"?
There it is! 🤣
Anyone care to explain how that wasn’t a “total waste”? 🤔
It's just bored sanctimonious rich people craving attention and cluttering up the sky and the earth with the shit that they can afford. This entire thing is what's wrong with us.
As a proud American -
I am having trouble being proud.
What are your "red flags", Joey?
Some of you guys would be suspicious of the sun going down at night.
It's a meme about a publicity stunt.
Roll with it.
Blue Origin Rocket?
More like a Purple Organ Dildo.
"Where is the live and uncut footage from inside?"
Bezos doesn't want to pay Musk to use Starlink!
Great, now celebrities have made being an astronaut uncool 🙁🙁
Pit Row
As long as they have this guy, astronauts will never be uncool...
It's funny/stupid how the media kept referring to the broads in the giant Amazon dick rocket as "crew." Crew members have jobs, those cunts were passengers. Nothing more, nothing less.
I wonder if any of them are "flat earthers".
Gale King was comparing herself…
To Alan Shepard!
WTF is wrong with these self-absorbed ass holes?
And…she called her Carnival Ride…”A Mission!” Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa
About Fake Tits and Lips and Bezos being a fool…
Fuck Gale King and her Plastic Titty Friends that took “a hop” on the most expensive Carnival Ride that they could poach. Fuck Bezos, too.
While he’s flying plastic tits and lip injections into the stratosphere for an “11 minute hop”, Elon is bringing REAL ASTRONAUTS HOME after NASA, Boeing and Biden left them stranded due to shitty politics and their hardware being an absolute piece of unproven shit. But, I digress by speaking of the proven truth about Real Astronauts that were STRANDED ON I.S.S.
While we’re here…and going with Sully’s recognition of Real Astronauts that accomplished REAL MISSIONS…
Here’s my dude, MISSION SPECIALIST Ellison Onizuka, The Flyin’ Hawaiian…we lost him on Challenger. All too often, the true Bad Asses are stolen form us.
Something tells me Bezo the clown has the smallest dick on the planet.
The door is able to be opened from the inside.
(As we all saw)
And opens to the inside.
Stop and think about that for a moment.
🤔
It would open to the inside so that the pressure inside the capsule doesn't blow the door open in space if the latches fail. As for opening from the inside without tools, IDK. Safety backup for emergency exit on Earth?
Either way, maybe it's fake, maybe not. Why would Blue Origin want to fake that? Just because anything can be faked now, doesn't mean it's all a conspiracy.
Even if it's real, it's still fake ..
Are we talking about Blue Origin or Sanchez?
Simple way to solve this argument…have each “crew member” describe what their individual job was on this mission. If they can’t provide a reasonable answer, they were along for a ride. Bonus points if they can give details about their pre-flight training.
Sanchez?
I'm talking about the titty space mission 🙂
Best Loud Love post...
EVER!
"He'll be here all night, folks. Be sure to tip your waitress..."
Here’s Loud on stage after he delivers that line…
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