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ns503
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Are you guys down there sure you want us?

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1/7/2025 3:25pm Edited Date/Time 1/7/2025 3:26pm

We’re way too pussy of a country. USA doesn’t need a California with Snow. 

We do have minerals, electricity and trees. Tariffed though…..

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STVMCQN
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1/7/2025 4:58pm
ns503 wrote:

Are you guys down there sure you want us?

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Yes, even the French speakers! 😎

 

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I just ordered a freight car of 

2"× 4" x 8' lumber...

Got in just in time.

 

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Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.



 

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ns503 wrote:

Are you guys down there sure you want us?

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STVMCQN wrote:

Yes, even the French speakers! 😎

 

Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like everywhere though. 

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If we formed a “Combined-Union”, could you imagine the GDP? How it would dominate the World’s Markets? We don’t want the Russians or Chinese to control Greenland or Iceland. 

Mexico is the Wild Card. 🤠

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1/7/2025 7:52pm

I'm conflicted about this.  If it happened do you think they would become better drivers once they crossed the imaginary boarder?  I swear driving I-79, it happens so often, if there is a traffic situation, all you have to do is look about 8 cars up and there will be a Canadian 10 and 2 white knuckled driving 60 mph in the fast lane.  Of course not my moto brothers.  Not everyone can drive like a moto brother.   

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Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.



 

Based on your outgoing Prime Minister, it seems the mental healthcare is either not free or not good...

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1/7/2025 10:09pm Edited Date/Time 1/7/2025 10:10pm
ns503 wrote:

Are you guys down there sure you want us?

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Are you guys ready to start measuring things in football fields, school busses and hot dog length? Because we sure as hell ain't switchin' to the metric system.

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ns503 wrote:

Are you guys down there sure you want us?

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STVMCQN wrote:

Yes, even the French speakers! 😎

 

jmo443 wrote:
Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like...

Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like everywhere though. 

The Moto peeps in Quebec are awesome 

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STVMCQN wrote:

Yes, even the French speakers! 😎

 

jmo443 wrote:
Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like...

Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like everywhere though. 

TeamGreen wrote:

The Moto peeps in Quebec are awesome 

Yeah living there for a year with my mechanic and his mom and dad I loved it. Beautiful place. Going out at night trying to get drinks at a bar and only speaking English they were such assholes. 

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Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like...

Fuck the ones in Quebec.  I have yet to meet too many people there I like. Of course there are some great people there just like everywhere though. 

TeamGreen wrote:

The Moto peeps in Quebec are awesome 

jmo443 wrote:
Yeah living there for a year with my mechanic and his mom and dad I loved it. Beautiful place. Going out at night trying to get...

Yeah living there for a year with my mechanic and his mom and dad I loved it. Beautiful place. Going out at night trying to get drinks at a bar and only speaking English they were such assholes. 

The gen pop that is, not his parents. 

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Every time I hear a mean joke about being Canadian, I go to the hospital and get my feelings checked for free.



 

Based on your outgoing Prime Minister, it seems the mental healthcare is either not free or not good...

Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?


Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years by your definition. 

I’m the furthest thing from Trudeau,  and your probably the furthest thing from Biden/Trump. 
 

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Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years...

Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?


Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years by your definition. 

I’m the furthest thing from Trudeau,  and your probably the furthest thing from Biden/Trump. 
 

That was a comment on mental health care (based on the behavior of Trudeau), not a comment on all Canadians being mental like Trudeau. 

However, if you felt personally attacked, then I'll take that as a bonus. 

 

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It Was a comment on health care and mental health not being good. You just used the stupidest Canadian to prove your point. 

I don’t get insulted. 

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Did you just refer to yourself as the stupidest Canadian?

Self deprication can be funny when used within the right context but I believe you missed his point.

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Snail wrote:
Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years...

Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?


Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years by your definition. 

I’m the furthest thing from Trudeau,  and your probably the furthest thing from Biden/Trump. 
 

That was a comment on mental health care (based on the behavior of Trudeau), not a comment on all Canadians being mental like Trudeau. However, if you...

That was a comment on mental health care (based on the behavior of Trudeau), not a comment on all Canadians being mental like Trudeau. 

However, if you felt personally attacked, then I'll take that as a bonus. 

 

 Your elected rapist  is in need of a mental health evaluation. Windmills killing whales, water dripping out of shower heads, you boys made a huge mistake 

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jjavaman wrote:

 Your elected rapist  is in need of a mental health evaluation. Windmills killing whales, water dripping out of shower heads, you boys made a huge mistake 

…….and what was our other choice? 

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jjavaman wrote:

 Your elected rapist  is in need of a mental health evaluation. Windmills killing whales, water dripping out of shower heads, you boys made a huge mistake 

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I am all for it. West wants out of Canada. Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, Northern BC want out of confederation. West is sick of Quebec, their entitled French language, and all the transfer payments for Quebec social programs. While giving west the middle finger. Now liberals want to cap resource production, all for sake of climate change. Oh then the fxxx carbon tax, that is not equally applied in Canada. With Maritimes tax reduced for burning diesel based furnaces, Alberta has natural gas taxed more. Complete BS. West tired of being kicked in the Nutz, being attacked by eastern liberals. If anything happened with America taking over Canada. The East would suffer, particularly Quebec. West would prosper as no more transfer payments. West would become a separated state attached to Alaska. Trudeau has been around simply because Maritimes, Quebec, Ontario have voted for his lunacy. Alberta is much aligned with Montana, Dakota’s, Wyoming, Texas, Mississippi. 

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Philo Beddoe
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Was it Quebec that wanted to secede several years ago?

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Was it Quebec that wanted to secede several years ago?

Yes. They still do, except don’t want to take all there accumulated debt ( approx 40% Canada federal debt of 1.25Trillion). Yes 1996 close vote 49% leave confederation  vs 51% stay. 

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Yes. They still do, except don’t want to take all there accumulated debt ( approx 40% Canada federal debt of 1.25Trillion). Yes 1996 close vote 49%...

Yes. They still do, except don’t want to take all there accumulated debt ( approx 40% Canada federal debt of 1.25Trillion). Yes 1996 close vote 49% leave confederation  vs 51% stay. 

Ok thanks and whoa, I didn’t realize the vote was that close! Yikes.

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jjavaman wrote:

 Your elected rapist  is in need of a mental health evaluation. Windmills killing whales, water dripping out of shower heads, you boys made a huge mistake 

****you boys made a huge mistake ***     Do you mean ALL 80 million + of us ??? 😂🤣 

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1/8/2025 8:28am Edited Date/Time 1/8/2025 8:47am
Snail wrote:
Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years...

Are we really basing ourselves on our stupid elected leaders?


Guess the US was a bunch of senile old Alzheimer riddled folks for the last 4 years by your definition. 

I’m the furthest thing from Trudeau,  and your probably the furthest thing from Biden/Trump. 
 

That was a comment on mental health care (based on the behavior of Trudeau), not a comment on all Canadians being mental like Trudeau. However, if you...

That was a comment on mental health care (based on the behavior of Trudeau), not a comment on all Canadians being mental like Trudeau. 

However, if you felt personally attacked, then I'll take that as a bonus. 

 

jjavaman wrote:

 Your elected rapist  is in need of a mental health evaluation. Windmills killing whales, water dripping out of shower heads, you boys made a huge mistake 

Yes

I’m sure Kamala would have been better for real intellectuals, like you. 🙄

Shouldn’t you be going over at Politico getting your TDS on? 🤣

Everyone-else, we can now add “Rapist” to Hitler, Fascist and Racist. I love it…when they show us who they really are.

Hey, Javabroni, how much did calling The Donald a “rapist” cost Georgie and ABC? (Hint: more than $15M…it cost Georgie a rewrite of his current contract)

We Don’t Have To Make This Shit Up

Because, they do it right in front of us 

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jjavaman wrote:

 Your elected rapist  is in need of a mental health evaluation. Windmills killing whales, water dripping out of shower heads, you boys made a huge mistake 

STVMCQN wrote:

…….and what was our other choice? 

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Lol god damn! Someone spent some time on that one. 

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The Moto peeps in Quebec are awesome 

I was volunteer "wrenching" for my buddy at the 2007 Gopher Dunes National.  I was using his tools (FML - should have brought my own box) and couldn't find a 15mm wrench.

I yelled to the guy standing on the back of the fun-mover next to us  - "Hey, can I use a 15mm wrench"

In a sheepish-dickish sounding reply, he said - "Only zee French"

So I said - "Only French people can use your wrenches? That's fucked"

Immediately, someone from the back of the fun-mover yells - "He only speaks French you fucking asshole"

Then we drank beers after the race. 

1/8/2025 4:14pm

I now refer to Canada as the Combover Territories. 

Welcome to the U.S., please try to assimilate. 🙃

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