Webb

Webbs pulls out of outdoors after four day burger binge

Three-time supercross champion, Cooper Webb, has pulled the plug on the 2026 AMA MX Championship after overeating during a four day burger orgy at his local McDonalds.

Webb - who only has one outdoor overall victory in the 450 class - had to be forcefully removed from the popular restaurant still clutching a Big Mac and a few fries.

Locals were horrified by the sight of Webb, with one commenting that he looked "deranged".

"I guess he just really loves them burgers," said another witness to the burger binge.

As well as announcing his exit from the upcoming motocross series in a media statement, Webb lalso apologized to his fans.

"I'm sorry if I've upset any of my fans and sponsors. I guess I just can't control myself when it comes to fast food". 

Webb is one hell of a modern day gladiator, absolute legend... but it's retirement time... he was burnt the f out a half decade ago, yet keeps on pushing 105 percent... it's over for him, period.. he's more than earned his retirement... he's just not gonna be a happy dude fighting hard af for 5th going forward, hes not wired for anything other than 1st..  

That's a wild take with LaRocco, Kiedrowski, Emig, Bradshaw, Henry, and Albertyn in the field.

13 years ago..bad ass ride.