Hellboy Gets all the Chicks

WTF !?!?!?!?!?!?!??

Hey! Yo!!! Don't fuck with "Bad Assed Shopper Dude"!!!

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I see someone discovered the dirty.

http://www.thedirty.com/?cat=79

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I stop by HCWDB.com at least every couple weeks. The dude that writes the descriptions is friggin hilarious.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ ... -prom.html

This dude lives in my town, and we see him almost every time we go to a concert, hipster bar, or dance club.

I also just noticed he seems to be missing the end of his right middle finger!

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It's the jersey douchebags!!

I saw a post on another forum about those guys..tons of funny pics....

that hotchickswithdouchebags site is funny as hell too....

[quote="tracetrimble":3mwdko15]I stop by HCWDB.com at least every couple weeks. The dude that writes the descriptions is friggin hilarious.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ ... -prom.html[/quote:3mwdko15]
Agreed
A true favorite of mine.

Too bad the Flatbiller.com site is not kept us as well as HCWDB's



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To recap the entire list, your 2007 Douchie Award Winners are:[/b:3mwdko15]
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ ... ience.html

[quote="tracetrimble":8cordcwu]This dude lives in my town, and we see him almost every time we go to a concert, hipster bar, or dance club.

I also just noticed he seems to be missing the end of his right middle finger!

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The low self-esteem is just oozing off that girl. She's thinking "smile, this is the best you can do!"

My guess was she's with the dude on his left, and they took the pic as a joke. I've seen other people taking pics with him, but have never seen him "with" a chick. Seriously, I see this dude about 3-4 times a year, for about 6 yrs now.

Just so everyone knows, absolutely every guy from Jersey looks like that.

Even Camp!

[quote="flarider":1zk81i4f]Even Camp![/quote:1zk81i4f]

Yes, I have a beautiful orange glow. Chicks dig me!

[quote="wpcjs":31e11vf0]WTF !?!?!?!?!?!?!??[/quote:31e11vf0]


+1 .

[quote="tracetrimble":vo88oysl]My guess was she's with the dude on his left, and they took the pic as a joke. I've seen other people taking pics with him, but have never seen him "with" a chick. Seriously, I see this dude about 3-4 times a year, for about 6 yrs now.[/quote:vo88oysl]


Still a valid statement.

These people from Jersey really are something else. What fucking planet are these people from?

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Is that Kalisch in the middle?

I saw your post, Joe...and thought...I've seen guys just like this in Sacramento at clubs. I was in one just a year ago, by chance through catching up with an old friend...and sure enough....bleached out hair and fake bake. Thought I was back to the 97 Supercross in Anaheim.

I think having completely bleached spiked hair is like the mullet was several years back. Some guys find a style and can't let it go.

this should explain it all...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

WTF is that shit, Jersey goth? Orange toxic waste glow hahhahaha.

[quote="TooThlessCarNie":3lazfb69]this should explain it all...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M[/quote:3lazfb69]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4DVubs9Z0&NR=1

[quote="camp332":1i67fs87]Just so everyone knows, absolutely every guy from Jersey looks like that.[/quote:1i67fs87]
they'd all be punks in the joint

what about burrito and frog?

[quote="rightseat":2mdhe8z3]what about burrito and frog?[/quote:2mdhe8z3]


Maybe you could fly burrito's plane when he gets it in 2010.

As long as his lawyer doesn't shut off the internet at 5pm.

His lawyer is probably too busy banging Lamey, G Girl and Leper.

Hey Bill, Was that crazy assed trig shit close?
I think I won, But The bitch never sent me a car. Speak to me Bill!!!

Funny thing about Jesse's last name and my own. They're the same...Dammit.

i did the 2D layout like was posted right after you.. forgot the posters name. your's was real close. i got it done. thanks.

[quote="Solomon Grundy":3nrxevg3][quote="camp332":3nrxevg3]Just so everyone knows, absolutely every guy from Jersey looks like that.[/quote:3nrxevg3]
they'd all be punks in the joint[/quote:3nrxevg3]


Are there anything other than punks in the joint? After all, to get in the joint, it takes a punk, doesn't it? I couldn't think of any admirable trait that is rewarded by jail time.