I'm the man and i can beat james stewart straight up. RC could beat him anyday and so could stefan everts. bubba sucks at scrubbing. i invented it and he stole it from me. i can whip my IT-175 flat and can scrub upside-down. bubba cant do that. he sucks. trust me, i play mx vs atv everyday so i must be good. i wear speedfreak motocross gear and progrip goggles. i have white gumboots and a neckbrace made out of wood. its better than the leatt brace. that sucks. i wear an open face helmet made by CAN helmets. its top of the line stuff and its the new 2014 product line. average riders like bubba wont get it til then but i get it now, couse im so good. i know. i put motocross plastics on my IT-175 so it looks like the shizz-nick. i have two-industries graphics and ex-cell rims. they are 37 inch. they are 2014 products too, much more effective than 19 inch rims and 21 inch rims. i also play motocross mania on playstation one. its not any ordinary psone though its got kawasaki stickers on it. i know, sick. Gas Gas is my favourite motorcycle ever, theyre sooooo meancool. i say phrases like meancool all the time cause thats how cool i am. no one else will ever say stuff like that because they arent meancool. theyre shit. like a poo. like a poo in a mouldy toilet that stinks of horse bum and chlorine in a fart soda. that aint good. my hobbies include taking big black nutty shits in my grandmas loo. its so funny because she likes to eat it after i do it. haha.
I am in the army and i like to shoot stuff. I shot at the colonel as a joke and he thought it was pretty funny. then i shot him in the back but he didnt think that was very funny. but i still did so its ok. then when he was lying dead bleeding on the ground i dangled my sweaty balls on his face and he got nuts sweat on him. haha. I like to look at Vitalmx.com member scotty's profile photo, i think its mint. I am 216 years old and i walk around the local park wearing lingerie. haha the teenagers think its so damn funny and they admire me for what i do. except some of the girls point at me and make racist jokes because i look like a terrorist because im from afghanistan. they say: why is the afghan airforce so easy to train? because you only have to teach them to take off! and:what do you call someone with their hand up a camels ass? an afghan mechanic!

P.S: im the man and everyone else sucks