Let's Big Lebowski this JS7 thing

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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 7:13am
Just for fun , Here is a link with quotes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes



You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
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500guy 3/29/2011 6:54pm
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I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
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Nice marmot.
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Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
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had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man!

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"Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling..."
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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"The Tundra is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers."
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Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
umagumadog 3/29/2011 7:29pm
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Fucking Haters. Nothing changes. Fucking Newbs.
They were Newbs, Dude?
Oh, come on, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
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Owwwwwwwwwwwwww, fucking fascist!
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Obviously you're not a golfer.
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Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Look, nothing is fucked, here, man.

Nothing is fucked?
[shouting]
The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!
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Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
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kardy wrote:
Look, nothing is fucked, here, man.

Nothing is fucked?
[shouting]
The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain!
Well, you know, that's just, like your opinion, man.
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So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
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When the police knock on the door at the Stewart Compound to summon Big James, "you must be here to fix the cable"
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You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
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kardy 3/30/2011 5:32am
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500guy wrote:
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I...
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
Yeah man, I got a rash...

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You are entering a world of hurt Smokey
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"over the line!"

"mark it eight, dude"

"All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck? league game Smoke"

"Phone's ringing Dude, thank you Donny"

"How's it hanging Dude, you know man strikes and gutters"

"the rug really tied the room together."

"Stay the hell outta Malibu, Lebowski!"

"Man fucking Quintana, that fool can roll" "yeah but he's a pederast, He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old."

"eight-year olds, dude. eight-year olds"

My favorite movie ever...

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The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
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jndmx 3/30/2011 7:03am
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Gife us the money Lebowski or we cut off your chonson.....
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The man in the black Tundra, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.
Who's in Tundra Walter?
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
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500guy 3/30/2011 7:13am
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He believes the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.


The Dude: He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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SethGator wrote:
"over the line!" "mark it eight, dude" "All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck? league game Smoke" "Phone's ringing Dude, thank you...
"over the line!"

"mark it eight, dude"

"All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck? league game Smoke"

"Phone's ringing Dude, thank you Donny"

"How's it hanging Dude, you know man strikes and gutters"

"the rug really tied the room together."

"Stay the hell outta Malibu, Lebowski!"

"Man fucking Quintana, that fool can roll" "yeah but he's a pederast, He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old."

"eight-year olds, dude. eight-year olds"

My favorite movie ever...

"What's a Pederast Walter?"
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Homey55 3/30/2011 7:18am
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This isn't F'ing Nam, there are rules here Donny.
moto111 3/30/2011 7:35am
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The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
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motokid40 3/30/2011 8:42am
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You entering a world of hurt



I guess I fucked up

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SethGator 3/30/2011 9:17am
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my favorite character:

Jesus Quintana: "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up."

Jesus Quintana: "What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Jesus Quintana: " Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."



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