Women will never be as good as men at motocross because...

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Edited Date/Time 1/25/2012 9:41pm
On average, males kill 245.3 more kittens per year than women. This leads to much greater wrist strength and throttle control, thus creating a more superior moto-athlete.




...a friend sent me this I couldn't resist haha


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It's just a joke. If god killed a kitten every time someone masturbated, those little things would've been extinct long ago.
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Women will never be as good as men at motocross because...

Their boobs get in the way.
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Hear that? It's pandora's box opening up...no pun intended!!!

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misslovell 4/30/2008 12:24pm
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because men will never admit it. Wink
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misslovell wrote:
because men will never admit it. Wink
Yeah, thats it...... Whistling
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misslovell wrote:
because men will never admit it. Wink
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misslovell wrote:
because men will never admit it. Wink
2-smoke wrote:
[img]http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/iron.jpg[/img]
Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Grinning Evil
misslovell 4/30/2008 1:07pm
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Okay I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy like I'd assume those ladies are. - they'd probably go set your bikes on fire, I'd rather steal your bike..jk Smile
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"Iron my shirt bitch"...there's a guy that didn't get any that night!!
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al8 wrote:
Women will never be as good as men at motocross because...

Their boobs get in the way.
this thread is useless w/o pictures of boobs.
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misslovell wrote:
Okay I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy like I'd assume those ladies are. - they'd probably go set your bikes on fire, I'd rather steal your...
Okay I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy like I'd assume those ladies are. - they'd probably go set your bikes on fire, I'd rather steal your bike..jk Smile
For a second there, I thought we had my dream girl on this site. But then you said "just kidding".

Hey, when you see someone crash on the track, do you immediately wonder if their bike's ok? I do.
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A woman has NEVER beat me!!

Been spanked by a few though...........
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Racer92 made baby jesus cry!!!!

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GuyB 4/30/2008 1:39pm
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Racer 92 is trying to ensure that he and his "date" will be killing lots of kittens in the future. Wink

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They get all bloody every four races.Woohoo
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LMAO!!!@92 you guys are terrible
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GuyB wrote:
Racer 92 is trying to ensure that he and his "date" will be killing lots of kittens in the future.
Racer 92 is trying to ensure that he and his "date" will be killing lots of kittens in the future. Wink
Its a joke Gibmeister. Pun with images?


As for ole Racer92 and his 'date' - Rosey always does what she's told! Cool
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Who's up for some "nattys"?

xnationalwrench 4/30/2008 2:22pm
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Back in the day we took Sue Fish's bike to the nationals, while she didn't smoke any of the factory guys she did hold her own. I have seen her race at Saturday Saddleback and finish in the top 5 of a 125 Pro class of 28 also.

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curmudgeon 4/30/2008 3:35pm
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Well thank God for women or I wouldn't have the strength to hold on as long as I do.
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curmudgeon wrote:
Well thank God for women or I wouldn't have the strength to hold on as long as I do.
I only give it 100% when women are watching.
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misslovell wrote:
Okay I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy like I'd assume those ladies are. - they'd probably go set your bikes on fire, I'd rather steal your...
Okay I'm pretty sure I'm not crazy like I'd assume those ladies are. - they'd probably go set your bikes on fire, I'd rather steal your bike..jk Smile
you can just borrow my KX if you like... but i will need it back...Cool
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Chad Reed is the fastest chick out there.
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todder wrote:
Chad Reed is the fastest chick out there.
LOL
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Here's a picture of my 47 year old girlfriend, getting the Holeshot, at the 4-stroke Nationals.
She was the only 250, in a field of 450s...All men on the 450s

Four Motos, four wins !





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