Theo Von Supercross Comedy

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Moto Nomad 4/26/2026 9:13pm
4/26/2026 9:13pm

I thought this dude was more entertaining than that. I’m sorry, he sounds like a freaking idiot. If someone came up to me at a party and started talking about Supercross like  that, I’d walk away. I know, good exposure, blah blah blah.

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Rickyisms 4/27/2026 11:55am
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sumdood wrote:
There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be...

There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be getting old book 😄      

 

I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out why some of these guys have the platforms they do. 

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Mossy940 4/27/2026 12:29pm
4/27/2026 12:29pm
stewie94 wrote:
I see half of yal , seem like this yal 1st time hearing or seeing about Theo , he’s a comedian 😂😂 he’s really not supposed...

I see half of yal , seem like this yal 1st time hearing or seeing about Theo , he’s a comedian 😂😂 he’s really not supposed to be taken serious , u gotta take Theo for wht he is but yal should hear em talk about the ufc & his mma takes so I already knew he was boutta say something crazy about SX ,Theo 1 of a kind 😂👌🏾

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His braincell is 1 of a kind too and man is that thing workin overtime. He's funny in a "that guy wasn't very funny" kind of...

His braincell is 1 of a kind too and man is that thing workin overtime. He's funny in a "that guy wasn't very funny" kind of way. 

One of the greatest one liners of all time - 

 

Theo Von's Infamous 'Exhibit A' one-liner 😂

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uncledaddy69 4/27/2026 12:44pm
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sumdood wrote:
There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be...

There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be getting old book 😄      

 

Rickyisms wrote:
I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out...

I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out why some of these guys have the platforms they do. 

They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media companies or even by people connected to politics. This is usually when quality starts to decline. I also think he’s having serious drug problems. 

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Benhameen 4/27/2026 12:52pm
4/27/2026 12:52pm
sumdood wrote:
There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be...

There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be getting old book 😄      

 

Rickyisms wrote:
I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out...

I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out why some of these guys have the platforms they do. 

uncledaddy69 wrote:
They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media...

They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media companies or even by people connected to politics. This is usually when quality starts to decline. I also think he’s having serious drug problems. 

Pretty sure he is a recovering addict and no longer does “drugs”. 

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Wandell 4/27/2026 1:50pm
4/27/2026 1:50pm
Larry450 wrote:

Who had the gay bike? 

My bet is Sexton. Prado didnt get along with it either.

NOT NOW THAT WE KNOW IT WAS THEIR BIKES HE SAID SOUNDED GAY. THEO REMINDS ME OF THE STONER IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT WAS FUNNY ASF BUT ALWAYS STONED.

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Sandberm656 4/27/2026 4:02pm
4/27/2026 4:02pm
sumdood wrote:
There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be...

There's people who can listen to that guy ramble for over an hour ?     ok then.  Add another chapter in the I must be getting old book 😄      

 

Rickyisms wrote:
I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out...

I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out why some of these guys have the platforms they do. 

uncledaddy69 wrote:
They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media...

They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media companies or even by people connected to politics. This is usually when quality starts to decline. I also think he’s having serious drug problems. 

This is such bullshit.

What is your evidence that " he's having serious drug problems"?

You are a real piece of work claiming that.

What a dick you are. 

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JazzyJJ 4/27/2026 6:30pm
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Rickyisms wrote:
I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out...

I’m 25 and think he sounds just as retarded as everyone else in this thread does. For the life of me, I can never figure out why some of these guys have the platforms they do. 

uncledaddy69 wrote:
They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media...

They start off organically and build a core following, then they get famous, have a million employees writing for them, and get bankrolled by major media companies or even by people connected to politics. This is usually when quality starts to decline. I also think he’s having serious drug problems. 

Benhameen wrote:

Pretty sure he is a recovering addict and no longer does “drugs”. 

Did you see the clips from his taping in NYC earlier in the year? Dude was either on something or having a mental breakdown

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Tiki 4/28/2026 5:34am
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rf928 wrote:

That was so much worse than I expected it to be. 

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PNWMXer 4/28/2026 8:58am
4/28/2026 8:58am

I get razzed at work for being the guy that finds just about everything funny…and I have yet to see anything from this guy that even makes me crack a smile. How some of these folks have their following is beyond me.

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