Top 5 Team USA excuses

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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 11:21am
1) Were not used to racing 2 days
2) Those guys are on factory bikes
3) We had an unfair pick of the gate in qualifying
4) I couldn't hear my bike because of the air horns
5) They made changes to the track since the national was here

mwhahaha
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1) Were not used to racing 2 days 2) Those guys are on factory bikes 3) We had an unfair pick of the gate in qualifying...
1) Were not used to racing 2 days
2) Those guys are on factory bikes
3) We had an unfair pick of the gate in qualifying
4) I couldn't hear my bike because of the air horns
5) They made changes to the track since the national was here

mwhahaha
I´m waiting for RD5´s bike to be turned into scrap metal in the 1st turn, ONLY to hear if Huckster will admitt AC beat him, just like he claims RD5 did in the 2nd moto last year.

With that being said, I´m hoping for good racing and no crashes etc that will cause "what if´s"
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We dont need excuses because we are gonna kick the shit out of everyone, we got our A team.
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Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses:

1) We're used to racing sheep.
2) Those guys are on factory sheep
3) We were shearing our sheep when they handed out the gate picks
4) I couldn't hear my bike 'cause the sheep dogs were barking
5) They made changes to the pasture. Where's all the sheep?

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It wasn't murder, it was self defense of our homeland...
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9/24/2010 1:11pm
motogeezer wrote:
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses: 1) We're used to racing sheep. 2) Those guys are on factory sheep 3) We were shearing our sheep when...
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses:

1) We're used to racing sheep.
2) Those guys are on factory sheep
3) We were shearing our sheep when they handed out the gate picks
4) I couldn't hear my bike 'cause the sheep dogs were barking
5) They made changes to the pasture. Where's all the sheep?
well played sir
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9/24/2010 1:17pm
motogeezer wrote:
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses: 1) We're used to racing sheep. 2) Those guys are on factory sheep 3) We were shearing our sheep when...
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses:

1) We're used to racing sheep.
2) Those guys are on factory sheep
3) We were shearing our sheep when they handed out the gate picks
4) I couldn't hear my bike 'cause the sheep dogs were barking
5) They made changes to the pasture. Where's all the sheep?
That, my friend, was funny.
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9/24/2010 1:17pm
motogeezer wrote:
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses: 1) We're used to racing sheep. 2) Those guys are on factory sheep 3) We were shearing our sheep when...
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses:

1) We're used to racing sheep.
2) Those guys are on factory sheep
3) We were shearing our sheep when they handed out the gate picks
4) I couldn't hear my bike 'cause the sheep dogs were barking
5) They made changes to the pasture. Where's all the sheep?
chase383 wrote:
well played sir
Agreed...
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I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly, non-confrontational complexion. See,we CAN all get along :-)

p.s. RD5 has been making believers out of doubters his entire career and this weekend should be no different.
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BKoonts wrote:
I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly...
I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly, non-confrontational complexion. See,we CAN all get along :-)

p.s. RD5 has been making believers out of doubters his entire career and this weekend should be no different.
STFU Asshole!

HAHA!!....i'm just messin' with ya!
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9/24/2010 1:38pm
motogeezer wrote:
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses: 1) We're used to racing sheep. 2) Those guys are on factory sheep 3) We were shearing our sheep when...
Top 5 Team New Zealand Excuses:

1) We're used to racing sheep.
2) Those guys are on factory sheep
3) We were shearing our sheep when they handed out the gate picks
4) I couldn't hear my bike 'cause the sheep dogs were barking
5) They made changes to the pasture. Where's all the sheep?
Grinning Grinning Grinning
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9/24/2010 1:48pm Edited Date/Time 9/24/2010 1:49pm
BKoonts wrote:
I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly...
I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly, non-confrontational complexion. See,we CAN all get along :-)

p.s. RD5 has been making believers out of doubters his entire career and this weekend should be no different.
I was gonna give him a bit of shit,but I noticed he was a Kiwi.
I feel sorry for the Kiwis when it comes to this event.
See,they have never won it and more then likely they never will!
With that said,they have good reason to cry. Sad

"mwhahaha"
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9/24/2010 1:53pm
BKoonts wrote:
I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly...
I love this!!!! Finally a little good natured ribbing without anyone calling anyone an asshole. This thread should be HOF solely because of it's uniquely friendly, non-confrontational complexion. See,we CAN all get along :-)

p.s. RD5 has been making believers out of doubters his entire career and this weekend should be no different.
FastEddy wrote:
I was gonna give him a bit of shit,but I noticed he was a Kiwi.I feel sorry for the Kiwis when it comes to this event.See,they...
I was gonna give him a bit of shit,but I noticed he was a Kiwi.
I feel sorry for the Kiwis when it comes to this event.
See,they have never won it and more then likely they never will!
With that said,they have good reason to cry. Sad

"mwhahaha"
Just wait till theres a mudder. BT for the moto win in MX2-MX3.
Ing
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Assholes.














Sorry, couldn't help myself. LOL
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gayest fucking thread on vital.

this "Look at me" thread even out does ddavis' best attempt at attention whoring
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peelout719 wrote:
gayest fucking thread on vital.

this "Look at me" thread even out does ddavis' best attempt at attention whoring
you're either DDavis' good buddy, or you want to blow him... which one is it?
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mag23 wrote:
you're either DDavis' good buddy, or you want to blow him... which one is it?
It can't be both ?
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Top 5 Excuses for Team Canada

5: It's Blackfoot's fault
4: It's Stallybrass' fault
3: It's the CMA's fault
2: There was a sale on pugs.

and........

1: Holy shit, are those other guys ever fast!
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9/24/2010 3:45pm
Drumroll please .and the # 1 excuse for team USA winning " so easy a caveman can do it "
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I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the year...all that hatin' stuff is a drag.
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there will only be one excuse if Team USA doesnt win the cup....


Christians dont smoke weed...Evil
9/24/2010 7:06pm
Aussie excuses

1) We've been drinking for 2 days
2) we forgot our own beer, your stuff isn't right.
3) We got drunk while qualifying
4) I couldn't hear my bike because of the shrimps on the bbq
5) We been busy using our accents to pull your women.
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Aussie excuses 1) We've been drinking for 2 days 2) we forgot our own beer, your stuff isn't right. 3) We got drunk while qualifying 4)...
Aussie excuses

1) We've been drinking for 2 days
2) we forgot our own beer, your stuff isn't right.
3) We got drunk while qualifying
4) I couldn't hear my bike because of the shrimps on the bbq
5) We been busy using our accents to pull your women.
Laughing Laughing
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Aussie excuses 1) We've been drinking for 2 days 2) we forgot our own beer, your stuff isn't right. 3) We got drunk while qualifying 4)...
Aussie excuses

1) We've been drinking for 2 days
2) we forgot our own beer, your stuff isn't right.
3) We got drunk while qualifying
4) I couldn't hear my bike because of the shrimps on the bbq
5) We been busy using our accents to pull your women.
Haha sweet!
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plowboy wrote:
I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the...
I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the year...all that hatin' stuff is a drag.
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plowboy wrote:
I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the...
I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the year...all that hatin' stuff is a drag.
peace Pictures, Images and Photos
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9/24/2010 10:21pm Edited Date/Time 9/24/2010 10:22pm
5. They didn't have the right styling product in any of the CO major supermarkets. (Why Dungey's hair didn't stay perfect)

4. They ran out of Crest white strips last week. (Why Andrew Shorts teeth weren't white enough when he smiled on the top of the podium)

3. I got an ok start (Why trey only beat everyone by 15 seconds instead of 30)

2. We don't race at this elevation all year (Why team USA only pulled 5 out of 6 holeshots)

1. The finish line jump wasn't big enough (Why Trey didn't do the fender slap crossing the finish in first)

They're only human guys, give them a little slack haha
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9/24/2010 10:21pm
plowboy wrote:
I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the...
I'm hoping at least one thread stays light-hearted and good natured...I'm sick of the "you're a #$@ ing %&%#@". This is the coolest race of the year...all that hatin' stuff is a drag.
peace Pictures, Images and Photos
and what "washy wash" did you find these two "professionals" at ?? i will need addresses, phone #'s, google maps, prices and hr's of buisness to which ever fine establishment these lovely ladies be "rubbin n tuggin" at... thank you sir for all your help and support...

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