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Right on, lunatic...Here is our in between line reader. From all the useless drivel I type, that is the nugget you cling onto.
I'd say everything I said on here to your face in person.
"Your brain is broken" says the self proclaimed lunatic. Can confirm my brain works quite well. Judging by this exchange, better than yours, even.
I get it though, you guys would follow the orange lunatic to the edge of the earth, if that's where the light is coming from that @Cool_Hand_Luke follows.
I feel like I was throwing shade with substance, not just pictures and single words. I'll simplify things moving forward, I need to get better at accepting my audience. I'm just a dude tired of biting my tongue in a world that is overpopulated with dumbass trolls (you got one in the mirror).
I appreciate your contributions here nonetheless. I enjoy learning.
You do you, too. Just don't be an actual lunatic, please. Remember law and order.
Funny thing us humans are.
Ankle biting yapping Chihuahua comes to mind..
I'm a German Shorthaired Pointer guy myself, grew up hunting alongside pointers. I hate small useless dogs, and I hate cats. I don't shoot 1yr old unruly dogs like Kristi, though.
Ironically growing up I wandered around the fields next to Donny's golf course in NJ shooting birds with my dog. Started hunting with a dude who was an MLB umpire when I was young. It was still not enough to draw me towards the light of the stick and ball dance.
Chihuahuas yap, and I have a weirdly deep and monotone voice. I am all sorts of confusing.
Just shut up, T-Bag.
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This is where the LEFT is. Just another "mostly peaceful" fellow. Sorry this wasn't the right wing like you were implying.
Chance...the gay band kid in Uncle Donny's big, beautiful, birthday parade.
You any good at singing? Your name is made for a boys group band. Moms star, finally shining.
Nice pic, I quote that movie somewhat often myself in the real world, too.
Dumbasses do have a unique ability to suck you in sometimes, though.
Sticks and stones do break bones. Words will never hurt you, because you suck at them, and don't know how to use them in an engaging and meaningful way.
I generally hate Newsome...google cognitive dissonance, Chance.
Keep following the light, brotha. You are a shining star here.
This is productive haha.
^^^
Quoting yourself is pretty self serving, bro.
I like cats. And turtles. Dogs are my favorite, though. Turtles can live a really long time. Mostly I dirt bikes.
Morning MTB ride with my yappy Chihuahua today. Don't get too close or this little shit will get this twig in your spokes haha.
Some of you are more dumb than I realized. It's ok, you do you... woke is gay.
The domestic Chihuahuas will start yapping more loudly here soon. Buckle up! Law and Order! Hopefully my taxes are lower when they are in jail. I'm not paying for a bunch of TVs and shit. It's not the summer camp Donny has you convinced it is, Chance.
See the light. Or seethe. I think I know which is currently happening in your little head.
@Chance1216 You in Commiefornia, too? Let's link up and ride. 20+2 min moto. Talk shit on track like modern day mx Outsiders haha. I can handle losing, too. Pretty confident I would not, though.
Hold the line peacekeepers! We are under threat by mostly peaceful protestors.
You wanna know how you know all these dudes are republicans?
Hillarys servers; never shut up about it.
Hunters dick; never shut up about it.
But all the dudes who have taken shots at Trump and this piece of shit – as soon as the world finds out they are republicans / trump supporters – absolute crickets. Ya'll don't think if it turned out they were democrats they wouldn't talk endlessly about how the democrats are shooting at republicans?
Gonna be an uncomfortable existence for all of us. Some more than others. We probably have busses full on this forum in the latter category, and they are clueless.
Sleepy Don looked all fired up at his own big, beautiful, birthday parade.
Blinded by the big, beautiful, light, even... Don't miss the bus fellas. Law and Order. Uncle Donny will find ya.
Yip yip yip.
Engaging, meaningful…..
Sometimes, the simplest of people don’t require much to get a point across. A meme. A gif. Often, they’re the easiest way to have a full conversation describing one such as yourself. Perhaps the dorky kid who got picked on.
The self admitted keyboard tough guy who thinks he’s clever. Oooooo woooow Woooords…….
Then, there’s the I’m such a core moto guy.
You’re fragile. You get worked up because a stranger on a MX board recognizes your bullshit. You know how I know you’re fragile. Your knee jerk reactions/responses to posts. Then, editing them 4-5 times. We’re in your head a bit more then you think.
Sadly, the most predictable thing about you…
You’d never run your punk mouth to anyone face to face.
So, sit back. Take a little time before responding. Then, edit it. Again and, again…..
Anyone else notice how dialed in the marching patterns were from our fine brothers and sisters in uniform? We looked like the minor leagues compared to North Korea. This is protest fellas.
Read a book sometime. I don't though, too ADHD for that shit.
Uncle Donny has a master plan, I've seen the light.
We are removing our exotic fruits for a while, so we can shake out the domestic bad apples that never made it far enough from the tree, or in life. And Don wants to let them rot.
@Chance1216 sick, you have certainly gotten a point across with very few words. Just not the message you think you did. Nice job, buddy.
Wasn't I some other dude you guys hate too? You were on to me then, as well. Look back at my edits if you want. Funny thing - I left the one thing I do regret saying. This is called accountability.
I edit for grammar. I would say anything I said here to your face, if it was met with the same type of engagement in the real world from you.
As I said, I know I'm a smartass. I've gotten my ass beat before haha. I'm an adrenaline addict, unhinged if you will. Not my first rodeo here...
I am anything but fragile. Though I have broken a lot of bones, and had a lot of surgeries for a dude my age.
I grew up the annoying little space cadet Chihuahua amongst a sea of big dogs. I can hold my own.
I am a very simple man...yz 250, old Tacoma, old Chevy Express...
Stop picking which lines to read between. Stop reading. Go do something to help Donny's cause. Be a positive member of the community in which you want to support.
@Chance1216
"You’re fragile. You get worked up because a stranger on a MX board recognizes your bullshit. You know how I know you’re fragile. Your knee jerk reactions/responses to posts".
Very good dude, sounds like you looked in the mirror last night.
What bullshit have you recognized with your diligent research, detective Chance?
Last question for the day, did you scream into, bite your pillow, or all of the above last night?
My reality? I have a sibling that already had to wear a bullet pro vest to work, has had countless bomb and violent threats sent to her and her family, before Trump took office. My mom has had the police sent to her house multiple times. The very type of person this thread was started about...
US Senate is a dangerous place to work. And it isn't because of dangerous illegal aliens. It's because of folks like the reason this thread was started. Do nothing Domestics.
Long before we gave these LOOnatics the liberty to feel like these disgusting acts are to further the American mission...
Be kind to strangers. And be careful who you speak to, and how you speak to them.
Keep being an awesome person, Chance. Your ignorance screams from the rooftops. Fuckin shame, man.
I still love ya, just kind of feel bad for you right now. I have empathy for a stranger that has been trolling me. Self serving shit!
You need help Tmac so best to see a doctor and get your meds checked.
I also apologize for the yapping Chihuahua comparison....it was insulting to the Chihuahua community
"I get it though, you guys would follow the orange lunatic to the edge of the earth, if that's where the light is coming from that @Cool_Hand_Luke follows."
Do I get bonus points for getting an "@" sign? Hey man, I'm just here to help........
I do like it when we get the new weekly "new anti-whatevers" in here........you guys come and go.
Thanks
Luke
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Keep thinking of me.
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But glory lasts forever.
Are you related to Leo Tolstoy?
Try to keep posts 100 words or less, and try to stay on topic.
Thank you
Luke
Thanks dude, I appreciate one of you guys having some accountability.
Working with a couple doctors today who are trying to invent a dental device.
That Chihuahua community all legal here, though? Sounds like you are learning. Good shit.
EDIT (non grammar). I'm not worried about access to meds, I'm a healthy dude. You take any medications? Hopefully not. Might cost a bit more, soon.
EDIT: for Cool Luke. I've been here since 2011. And I respect your contributions as they at least have some wit. I love banter. Not sure if this is less than 100 words, but I feel like I'm getting closer.
I am not related to him, but I appreciate the tip of the hat. Have a good one fellas, twist a throttle soon.
We are all learning!
Oh so now you're the rule maker of all things Non Moto 'eh?
Sticks, stones, and apparently too many words hurt people. Pictures do not, sorry Chance!
Chance. If times are ever tough and you make your way south, I have a waterjet I need someone to run for us. I got your back man.
We'd probably be better off leaving folks like you behind. But that isn't in our DNA here, at least I thought it wasn't...
So did anyone hear there was a politically motivated shooting in Minnesota a few days ago?
Or should we change the subject title to "T-MAC's words of liberal wisdom".... while he points out his self appointed superiority over everyone else?
Your shit is weak, T-Bag.
I'll stop. But please appreciate this type of shit rings much closer to home for me right now than any of you big boys realize. I guarantee this.
I'll do the vitard thing instead...Go fuck yourself.
I don't think I'm superior to anyone. Big difference between you and I.
Less than 100 words!
Not the right forum, for sure.
Too funny! Just suggestions, but seriously, shorter posts and staying on topic is being a "rule maker"?
LB, you are an enigma, don't ever change. :o)
@Chance1216 Think of me if you are ever looking for a job in the future. I suspect you will be. The waterjet is a simple machine, for a simple man like yourself! It is like a squirt gun, but more powerful.
Man of few words is even better, we don't want any talkative unruly dogs.
Stay classy, Vital.
seth, akw, and T-MAC "Confederacy of Dunces"
You guys forgot to tell T-MAC that it's badass to type your username in lower-case.
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