Call out, F-You Thread

Had a guy, on a jobsite, who a year or so ago, knifed my back.

He thought he was in a position to determin whether I stayed, building my custom cabinetry, or outsourced it to a commercial company.

I got that situation resolved immediately with the homebuilder himself. 

(The one who signs my checks)

Today he comes, dragging his sniveling ass,  into my shop, wanting me to bail him out because someone wouldn't finish their shit work.

(He didn't know that I'd seen the fucked up, unfinished, mess this guy left behind)

I had the awesome fucking pleasure of telling him to...

Well, you know.

We live in a world where 9 out of 10 people will try screw you over...it's pretty much like that here in SA.

I once bought a used pickup from a dude. He spoke a load of shit which made me smell a rat. I was extra carefull and checked the whole pickup properly. When I was satisfied I negotiated with him and bought it.

A week later I was driving down a hill and the rear diff locks up. I had to get it towed. We found that the diff was fucked and stuffed full of 🍌 bananas.

We live and learn.

Health and safety inspectors that have no idea about your job and have never picked up a tool in their life telling you how to do your job.

Kindly go and shove your clipboard and assorted stationary up your arse.

What does filling a diff full of bananas do? Keep it from grinding and rattling? Genuinely curious, have never heard of that before. 

I'm very generous when it comes to getting rid of stuff. I sell far below market or just give away stuff for free to avoid any hassle, haggling, etc. I figure "I'm not using it, but surely there's someone out there who might really need this."

Not too long ago, I posted a rolling toolbox on Facebook Marketplace for free. First person to respond and show up gets it. The first 2 people asked me if I could bring it to them.... Fuck you. It ended up going to a 19 year old starting a new job at a shop on Monday. He literally crammed it into the trunk of his car and was extremely stoked, so I felt good about that.

Anyway, this happens VERY often. Almost every item I've put up for free (NOT junk, mind you) is met with a few people thinking I should deliver it to them, also free of charge.

Fuck you.

Okay, it’s not an F u but it is a pet peeve. I’ve yet to see a lifted truck that doesn’t squat in the rear. Uugh Irritating 

A pet peeve for me is the massive rims with barley any actual rubber on them.

San DIego says hold my beer.....

Like a bad case of Herpes, the wanna be "trophy truck" fad is all over this area.   Plastic side panels with the ass-dragging suspension.

How embarrassing. 

Squatted trucks are illegal around here.

And state troopers are starting to cite these ridiculous lifted trucks for the maximum headlight height violation. 

Seen a lot of stupid, poser, car fads come and go over the years. 

But these trucks are the most retarded. 

Zero off road capabilities. 

(Although these "overlanding" rigs, with thousands of dollars in gear hanging from racks and molle panels, are rapidly climbing up the list.)

Fuck you cancer

Fuck you spinal cord injuries

Fuck you neurological diseases

All y'all guys here are cool

Fuck you getting old

California has all sorts of  laws on the books and none of them are enforced.     It's simply amazing what people get away with in regards to car/truck "modification".    ...or even just plain dangerous maintenance.ie: bald tires.

Just like the vehicles...they don't give a shit about who they put behind the wheel either.    Any idiot who can fog a mirror gets a license. 

Yes,...its a old trick in Africa. Bananas and the peels are good at silencing worn diffs. 

Smith International/ Schlumberger have pulled out of South Africa...thanks to the fucking ANC.

Of 28 staff, my wife was the last employee working remotely. After 26 yrs service she got retrenche  last Friday and now the real stress starts for us. We are gonna lose our house because of the fucking ANC...so fuck them...they have fucked this country up.

Best of luck to y'all.

I saw this graph recently and was quite shocked 

With the new land grab laws, will that drive out the experienced farmers and result in a famine like Zimbabwe had when they did the same?

Yes, it's slowly happening. Australia has been giving lucrative offers to our experienced farmers. Farmers are nervous with what the future holds.

We are also losing Doctors to 1st world countries.

Naturally, the corrupt government will deny accusations...

At the end of the day we are in the shit here.

More fiber dude. Makes your turds fluffy and was easier to flush.

Damn Boom.... I am sorry.     

Fuck Comcast for sending me a $450 bill a year after I canceled Internet service.

People going 39mph getting onto the highway. Turn in your license and get fucked.

I always thought you had a unique username and cool avatar TAUTOG. Never knew what a tautog was until last night when i was trying to fall asleep reading and old issue of Greys Sporting Journal and the character in the story, one of the fish he caught was tautog.

It was a good story. The guy grew up the worst fisherman in his town till one day a fish, who was still alive in a pile of fish that were brought in off the harbor talked to him and made a deal with him that if he saved his life, the fish would each day tell him where to fish and what to use to be successful so long as the young man never gave up the secret that the talking fish was helping him. This agreement lasted for 30 years as the boy became a man and a fishing legend in his town till one day he forgot about his agreement of secrecy and accepted an offer from another talking fish. That betrayal led him to never catch another fish as long as he lived.

Anybody else ever subscribe to Greys Sporting Journal. i have a small unread stack of them I need to tackle.

God damnit you’re all driving me nuts…

Just make @Magoofan  & @TeamGreen  the Moderator's of  Non-Moto .   I bet 90% of the problems disappear.    

I don't know what the funniest thing to you would be that I could post here, but let your imagination run wild and pretend your favorite member posted that here instead. 

(P.S. - I was going to go with "ML512, that's a borderline religious post you made there, but I'll let it slide and not report you because Daytona Pit Bits was bad ass." But I had 2nd thoughts that might be too risky a play for getting you to laugh 🙂)

I’ve seen plenty Vital threads devolve into some ridiculous poo flinging but I think this one has potential to be one of the worst…💩💩💩

Thanks a lot Chance😉