Lawrence Bros fire agent!!

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

peelout wrote:

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver...

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball motocross fuck it huck it race time shit. take it to the showers. dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. we win together we celebrate together. supercross is back baby.

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

TriRacer27 wrote:

Mirts, my dude, I no you are reading this thred so here me out.Listen, I know you're madder than a shit-hawk in a windstorm about what...

Mirts, my dude, I no you are reading this thred so here me out.

Listen, I know you're madder than a shit-hawk in a windstorm about what those Lawrence sisters did to ya, and it's a total shit concert but I can help, alright? I don't know jack about crisis management or bein' some fancy agent or whatever, but neither do you. I do know about being sold under the bus though, and I did take a class on book learnin and passed with flying carpets so I can help with that. And hey, at least people don't hate me right now, so let me be rep you. I'll fix your image. It doesnt take rocket appliances to see you need some help and we can make some serious scrilla. It's just a mater of perspectits and making people like you more than them. 

First thing, I'll find ya some sponsors—like Pabst Blue Ribbon, that's a classy beer, and Copenhagen chew, y'know, for the rugged look. We should also start a fashion brand—bedazzled jeans for dads. People eat that kinda shit up. Maybe even Premier Reverse Mortgage, 'cause old folks got money. Maybe a food company like pillow berry dough kid, you could be their mascot and shit. 

And screw the Lawrence family! We'll spread some rumors. Like, we can say Jett's the Justin Bieber of supercross or somethin'. That'll piss him right off. We'll team up with Team Fried and sell Jason's Churros at the races. They'll learn that what comes around is all around. 

I got all kinds of genius ideas like that. I dont have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me but trust me, in times like these you can't be a pesimist, you have to be an optometrist so call me or whatever, let's get this sorted. It's time to swallow your prize and accept some help and someday you'll look back on this and be so rich you'll be able let guy bonds be guy bonds and move on. 

Paul's in your court Mirts. 

SOAB_465 wrote:

Just from what both sides have said... I'd bet: the Lawrences tried to make a deal of some sort without going through Mirts; he said they owed him...

Just from what both sides have said... I'd bet:

 

the Lawrences tried to make a deal of some sort without going through Mirts; 

he said they owed him commision on the deal; 

they wouldn't pay it;

he took his "owed" commision out of some other deal that he had access to; 

they called it missappropriation of funds and fired him.

 

anyone want to bet against it?

 

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

gypsytravels wrote:

I don't use phones....

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

gypsytravels wrote:

I don't use phones....

TriRacer27 wrote:

Mirts, my dude, I no you are reading this thred so here me out.Listen, I know you're madder than a shit-hawk in a windstorm about what...

Mirts, my dude, I no you are reading this thred so here me out.

Listen, I know you're madder than a shit-hawk in a windstorm about what those Lawrence sisters did to ya, and it's a total shit concert but I can help, alright? I don't know jack about crisis management or bein' some fancy agent or whatever, but neither do you. I do know about being sold under the bus though, and I did take a class on book learnin and passed with flying carpets so I can help with that. And hey, at least people don't hate me right now, so let me be rep you. I'll fix your image. It doesnt take rocket appliances to see you need some help and we can make some serious scrilla. It's just a mater of perspectits and making people like you more than them. 

First thing, I'll find ya some sponsors—like Pabst Blue Ribbon, that's a classy beer, and Copenhagen chew, y'know, for the rugged look. We should also start a fashion brand—bedazzled jeans for dads. People eat that kinda shit up. Maybe even Premier Reverse Mortgage, 'cause old folks got money. Maybe a food company like pillow berry dough kid, you could be their mascot and shit. 

And screw the Lawrence family! We'll spread some rumors. Like, we can say Jett's the Justin Bieber of supercross or somethin'. That'll piss him right off. We'll team up with Team Fried and sell Jason's Churros at the races. They'll learn that what comes around is all around. 

I got all kinds of genius ideas like that. I dont have enough people words to make it understand you the way it understands me but trust me, in times like these you can't be a pesimist, you have to be an optometrist so call me or whatever, let's get this sorted. It's time to swallow your prize and accept some help and someday you'll look back on this and be so rich you'll be able let guy bonds be guy bonds and move on. 

Paul's in your court Mirts. 

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

gypsytravels wrote:

I don't use phones....

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

peelout wrote:

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver...

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball motocross fuck it huck it race time shit. take it to the showers. dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. we win together we celebrate together. supercross is back baby.

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

Chris_Buehler wrote:

LMFAO! I've probably only read a quarter of this thread but enough to know what you're talking about. I might have to go back through the...

LMFAO! I've probably only read a quarter of this thread but enough to know what you're talking about. I might have to go back through the whole thing because some of these comments are hilarious 

The real Sasquatch wrote:

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading...

Lots of sayings said wrong, lots of people saying they knew something was not right with Mirt . Not really anything worth going back and reading. The statements from the Lawrences, Mertle and Wasserman  are the only official info . There was somebody claiming they knew something about   $200K  being the amount that was the evidence of wrong doing. But they had nothing to support it. 

Some of the incorrectly said , well known sayings are funny and might be worth looking back through for a laugh or 2.  Other than that its what You would expect from a message board with very little info to go with.

CASH476 wrote:

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should...

Don't forget, some new guy who's brother is a real pit bull of a lawyer is giving out advise on what Mirtl & the Lawrences should or shouldn't be releasing on social media. All while drinking beers on the beach, probably paid for from the big settlement that he once won, but for some reason it seems he and his brother have to share a phone.

gypsytravels wrote:

I don't use phones....

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

peelout wrote:

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver...

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball motocross fuck it huck it race time shit. take it to the showers. dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. we win together we celebrate together. supercross is back baby.

peelout wrote:

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver...

that's fucking supercross right there. none of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. men puke, men poop on the track, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball motocross fuck it huck it race time shit. take it to the showers. dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. we win together we celebrate together. supercross is back baby.

Last Braaap wrote:

Please put this on my combstone.

SEEMEFIRST wrote:

Sounds like the Lawrence Bros noticed some shady shit going on and said "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me again... uh. Well, We won't...

Sounds like the Lawrence Bros noticed some shady shit going on and said "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me again... uh. Well, We won't get fooled again".

Mirtl is definitely on a role.

Badd127 wrote:

I'm  not reading 22 pages,  can someone give me a mildly entertaining summary.

Last Braaap wrote:

Buddy ol' pal let me tell you something. I went thru all the nooks and grannies of it. It is worth the thyme even tho english isn't...

Buddy ol' pal let me tell you something. I went thru all the nooks and grannies of it. 

It is worth the thyme even tho english isn't my first luggage.